Rikku: Welcome to the super awesome conversation!
Leblanc: We're in a coffee shop you nitwit!
Rikku: shrugs Oh well!
Yuna enters
Yuna: Guess what! Oh my Yevon, Guess what!
All Dull-ly: What now Yuna?
Yuna: TIDUS IS BACK!
Drags Tidus in. He rubs his neck and waves
Tidus: Uh… hey guys…
Rikku: hugs him Oh Yevon! You're alive! I missed you so much! I love you…
Yuna glares
Rikku: … like a brother!
Gippal: Hey? What about me?
Rikku: Well, I love you like a brother too…
Gippal: That's not what you said last night.
Paine: That's not what your mom said last night.
All stare at Paine, Rikku's laughing
Shinra: Don't you think that we should start soon?
Rikku: Oh yeah, what exactly are we doing again?
Shinra: Sur…
Rikku: OH RIGHT! Survivor, final fantasy style! Alright, everyone, welcome to the show! We will split up into two teams…
Yuna: Ooo! Ooo! I want to be team captin!
Everyone: NO!
Yuna: Why not?...
Paine: Yuna, the last time you led somethings, you led me and Rikku straight off a cliff.
Yuna: So, it was an accident… this time I'll…
everyone: NO! Yuna shuts up
Rikku: Anyway… I'm the first captain… and Gippal is the second captain.
Gippal: Yes! Wait, then we won't be on the same team…
Rikku: And without further ado… we'll pick teams! I go first! Tidus!
Gippal: HE-
Rikku: Tidus, come over here! Now it's your turn Gippal!
Gippal: Fine… I choose Paine!
Rikku: Auron!
Gippal: Leblanc!
Rikku: Cloud!
Gippal: Squall!
Rikku: Hmmm, the only two people left are Yuna and Shinra…. I chose… Shinra!
Gippal: SHIT! I have Yuna!
Rikku: Now, off to our camps! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Next time on SURVIVOR! Team Machina Maw (Rikku's team) is off to a great start, but will team Faction (Gippal's team) catch up? Hahahahaha! Don't make me laugh… ha… Anyway, watch it next time on: SURVIVOR!
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