Intoxicated with Stupidity
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… waahh oh well. I still own the fic XP.
Chapter 1
One thought to be normal day in Konoha, team 7 were waiting for their sensei… Mr.Iliketowastemytimeandmakemystudentswaitforeveruntilimdonedoinabsolutelynothing a.k.a. Kakashi. During that time…
"That stupid Kakashi bastard!" the blonde yelled
"Why does he always have to make us wait?"
"For once in my life, I agree with Naruto!"
"…Shut up dobe and annoying fangirl."
"Oh, sorry Sasuke-kun!"
"Whatever…"
She apologizes to him but never me… that stupid Sasuke-teme.
"Sorry guys, I just got lost on the twisted path of life." Kakashi said as he appeared out of nowhere.
"AHHH! IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME LAME EXCUSE EVERY TIME!"
Sakura whacked Naruto across the back of his head.
"Shut up idiot, he didn't ask for an impression."
"Dobe…"
Kakashi sighed.
"Ok guys, lets start our mission."
"WHAT IS IT? GARDENING? SAVING A CAT? FINDING HERBS? WORKING AT THE RAMEN BAR? WHAT WHAT WHAT?"
"Shut up dead-last… we're never gonna get our mission until you shut the hell up."
"Sasuke's right! You should listen to him more often if you wanna get as good as him."
"…Ohhhhh I see, if I listen to Sasuke-teme, then I'll go get my butt whipped by Gaara, Bushy-Brow, Itac-"
Sasuke grabbed him by the neck.
"What did you say? I will kill Itachi and avenge my family. Don't ever say that again or I'll kill you."
"Okay break it up boys," he separated Sasuke from the blonde.
"Asshead…"
"…Dumbshit…"
"Our mission today is to sort out all of the potions, remedies, chemicals, and liquefied chakra in the Hokage's cellar without opening any of them." Kakashi started
"But by any chance you do open any of them, the results are unpredictable. You could die, be badly injured, change in some way, or even rot in your very position. So be careful, especially you Naruto."
"I'll be able to this, believe it! I'm gonna do this ten times faster than Sasuke!"
"Dobe, did you even listen to Kakashi? He said you have to be careful, so don't rush."
"Nyehnehnehnehnehsodunrush…" Naruto mocked. "That's bull. Of course I can do this without rushing, but still faster than you."
"Naruto! If you keep thinking that, you're gonna get us all killed!" the kunoichi exclaimed.
"Don't worry Sakura-chan, I won't kill you, maybe Sasuke-teme though…"
slap
(In the cellar)
"Here we are." The silver haired man informed as he pulled out his favourite book, come come paradise.
"Man is it messy in here!" the kunoichi said.
"LET'S GET STARTED!"
Sasuke just sighed.
"Okay, Naruto, you do the entire top shelf, Sakura, you do the entire middle shelf, and Sasuke, you do the entire bottom shelf."
"WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH THE STUFF I CANT REACH?"
"Why do I always get stuck with the easiest stuff…"
"…Whatever…"
After about an hour or two of working…
"Oh, thank goodness I'm done… whew."
"Now dead-last is the only one left, again." Sasuke scoffed.
Naruto had just started picking up the largest jug in the cellar.
Sasuke was enjoying teasing the blonde.
"He's always the dumbest, and slowest of the group."
Naruto's blood was starting to boil.
"He's the runt of the litter, always last to catch up." Sasuke was proud of himself for insulting Naruto.
Naruto was about to turn around to yell at Sasuke with the jug in his hands…
"He doesn't even know how to act normal."
"You… you… YOU BASTARD SASUKE IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
At that, he turned around with the jug flying out of his arms towards Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi.
Sakura screamed and grabbed Sasuke, holding on to him tightly.
Kakashi realized after hearing Sakura's scream and ran in front of them trying to block the jug.
SMASH SPLASH!
The room was covered in the liquid and smoke.
When the smoke cleared, what was left, was an ultra happy chibified Sasuke, a feminine Kakashi, a pink cat, and Naruto.
"Uh-oh…" the blonde said.
End of chapter 1
Yeh, creepy ideas I have… Muahahahaha… I'm going to write a second chapter to this (before my teacher gives me another bloody huge assignment) and I expect to have at least 3-5 reviews… other than my friend's reviews.