Disclaimer: Okee, you know what it is… I don't own Naruto. Deal with it. And I'll give you some time to absorb that…

Chapter 2

"Ah crap, what have I done now…" the blonde asked worriedly.

"Well, like for a start, you can go and get the hokage before I get my hair gets ruined!"

"Kakashi-…Sensei?" the blonde exclaimed.

"NOOOOO! I wanna POPSICLE! Let's go out and buy some candies! Awww, look at the cwute witto kitty!" Sasuke ran and huggled the cat-Sakura.

"He he… Sasuke-teme's finally lost it… the idiot."

"Meow…?"

"… And Sakura-chan gets cuter every day." He stroked her behind the ears.

Sakura bit him and growled.

"AHHHHHHHH OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! THAT FUCKING HURT!"

"That's what the big bad kyuubi-man gets!" Sasuke teased.

"OK THAT'S IT IM GONNA KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU ASSHEAD!"

"Oh my god, boys you are so immature…" the silver haired woman said.

Tsunade-sama walked in.

'What the hell is going on in here!"

"Uhhhhhmm…."

Sasuke gasped, "Are you the lady who gives out all the candy?" he asked as he smiled.

"Erm… Sasuke? What happened to you, did you shrink like a fourth your size or something?"

"Meow, meow, meow, meow….?" Oh my god… I cant talk right. Im a cat! Help me guys!

"What is a cat doing in my storage… a pink cat especially."

"Tsunade-sama, like this is a total misunderstanding. That cat is like Sakura."

"Howd that happen?"

They all turned and looked at Naruto.

Naruto put his hand to the back of his head, "Ehehehehehehe… well its kinda all my fault…" he sweatdropped.

She glanced at the broken jug on the ground.

"NARUTO! YOU STUPID IDIOT, YOU BROKE THE TRANSFORMATION LIQUID JUG! THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE YOU BAKA!"

After strangling Naruto for about ten minutes, the group was led back to Tsunade's office.

"Alright, I have no idea on how to transform you guys back, because that liquid on you is quite strong, but I can at least help you try and act normally as before."

So she started using her chakra to get them back to normal.

"First Sakura." She used her chakra to get Sakuras voice back.

"Nya-nya, thanks Tsunade-sama." She purred.

"Now Sasuke." She tried her best in trying to get him back to normal, but only got him to grow a bit. A bit. Not much though. His personality didn't change either. (Yay).

"I'm a growing boy! WEEE! Do I get candy now?"

"And finally Kakashi." She got him to act like a man again, but he was still a woman.

"Oh great." He pulled out his Icha Icha Paradise.

"Erm… Well, the important ones were mostly back to normal. Let's go!"

"SHUT UP NARUTO! TAKE THAT BACK! SASUKE-KUN IS IMPORTANT TOO! But then again, I do like him this way…"

"The kitty's talking!" Sasuke huggled Sakura again. She purred.

And she doesn't let me hug her… the blonde boy thought.

"Ah… well this was the best I could do. But I read on the label that the liquis will wear off."

"When?" the silver haired sensei asked.

"I… I can't remember…"

"IF I WAS THE HOKAGE, I'D REMEMBER! BELIEVE IT!"

"Shut up Naruto, you can't even handle an easy D-ranked mission, so how can you remember anything?"

"Yeeeeeeeah." Sasuke mocked.

"Damn it, shut the hell up you annoying little bastard!" the blonde exclaimed.

"No."

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NOO!"

"YEEESS!"

"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!"

"YESYESYESYESYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSYES!"

Sasuke jumped and bit Naruto in the ass.

"AHHHHHHH GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!"

Naruto punched Sasuke in the head giving him a 'booboo'.

"Naruto you idiot, don't hurt my witto Sasuke-kun! I'm gonna meeeeeeeow kill you!"

Sakura jumped up on Naruto and was scratching his face off like crazy.

Kakashi tried jumping in to try and stop them and got caught in.

Tsunade: O.o…

"ASSHEAD CHIBI!"

"MEANIE!"

"DON'T SAY THAT TO SASUKE, NARUTO!"

"AHHH QUIT PULLING MY HAIR!"

Naruto tackled Kakashi, and Icha Icha Paradise fell out of his hands.

"OH NO! MY PRECIOUS!"

He grabbed it and kissed it a million times.

"Awwww, you okie my witto, beautiful, happy, wappy, book?"

Sakura took the book and shredded it.

"Take that you stupid hentai novel! GRRRRRRRREOOWW!"

Kakashi sobbed.

"You.. ripped.. my.. HAPPY!" he cried.

"Suck it up princess!" Sakura shot back.

Kakashi ran around the room crying.

Sasuke and Naruto were wrestling, and Sakura went mad with clawing.

"WHERES MY CAT-NIP! NYAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!"

"TAKE THIS CHIBI-PANZY!"

"OWWW, IM TELLING MOMMY! OH NO, MOMMYS DEAD WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Tsunade: OO"

After about two hours, Sasuke had booboos everywhere, Naruto had a half-ripped off face and a sore ass, Sakura had her cat-nip and was cleaning her claws, and Kakashi was mourning.

"Wahh… I need a new Icha Icha Paradise… I've had mine forever, and it seems neverending in the TV program we're on because I'm always reading the same one…"

"My bandages are making my booboos hurt more. Tsunade, can you kiss them alright?"

"Meeeooooow, I think Naruto is a big baka."

Naruto was asleep on the floor as Tsunade healed his wounds.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU GUYS WERE DOING! YOU HAVE GONE MAD!" Tsunade exclaimed as she slapped everyone across the face except for Naruto.

"Gomen…" They all said in unison.

Then there was a knock at the door. FANGIRLS. They were surrounding the office. (Okay Sasuke fangirls this is where you come in.)

"OH MY GOD ITS SASUKE AND HES ALL CHIBIFIED AND HAPPY! GASP DOES HE HAVE A BOOBOO? DAMN NARUTO HURTING HIM SO MUCH!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH FANGIRLS! EVERYBODY RUN!" Sasuke exclaimed.

Sakura jumped in front of them all trying to protect them.

"YOU STUPID LIFELESS BITCHES! GET YOUR HANDS OFF SASUKE!"

Then something freaky happened… Sakura turned into a…

Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe suspense. It's annoying when it comes to commercial breaks while watching Naruto. Especially in this fanfic. Sorry for the lack of updates, but I got another BLOODY HUGE PROJECT from my my-students-never-get-overworked teacher. Ah well, just a novel study, no biggy.