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Chapter 3

DUNDUNDUN...

Sakura turned into a...

"Bird! Look at the pretty bird outside!" Sasuke exclaimed.

"Shut up Sasuke!"

"Sakura-chan is Y-" Sasuke attacked Naruto before he could finish.

"DON'T YELL AT ME YOU BADASS! I'M JUST LIKE 13 YEARS OLD AND YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU TURD!" Sasuke exclaimed as he looked down at himself and noticed he was back to normal again.

But, since he was his original size, his clothes were too small and they... Ripped.

Sasuke blushed like mad.

Naruto wiped out on the floor laughing.

Sakura... Or I mean Yuna (that's who she turned into from FFX-2) almost fainted.

And the fan girls SCREAMED.

Sakura... Err Yuna shot like half the frikken fan girls down.

The ones who survived trampled and killed her as they ran after Sasuke.

"OH NO SAKURA-CHAN... I KNOW WHAT TO DO! PHEONIX DOWN!" Naruto yelled.

"Thanks shit-head, but now we need to get the hell out of here!"

"Are you nuts! Do you think I'm gonna get outta of this place naked?"

Sakura and Naruto looked at each other for a moment. "YES."

Kakashi kicked Sasuke in the head. "Let's get him out before he wakes up!"

Then Sasuke turned into his true form... AUSTIN POWERS!

"Oh behave..."

Sakura almost died... Again.

"Oh no, I can't stand the British accent, and the buck teeth... And his American male-ness (NOT THAT YOU PERVS)." Sakura said.

"Don't worry love, I'll save you."

Naruto quivered.

He just quivered.

Kakashi closed his eyes "Find my happy place, find my happy place, find my happy place..."

Then... He changed form too.

After all this naked crap, and getting dressed and stuffles, "Mew mew style, mew mew grace, mew mew power in your face!"

Naruto and Sakura died just then.

Just died.

"Well, I guess it's time to get this party started!"

"You betcha! Strawberry Bell!"

Nothing happened.

"Shit, this thing needs new batteries."

"Don't worry girlie, I'll take on these fan girls."

"Actually, Sasuke, were sick of you. That whole Austin Powers thing, and killing Sakura, really turned us off. Goodbye."

They all walked off except for one.

One little kid.

"Muahahahahahahaha... Sasuke... Time to meet your maker."

"Croikies!"

Kakashi looked over, and then Sasuke was that guy off the discovery channel, Steve.

He died.

Sasuke was ALL alone.

"What a beauty!" Sasuke said as he looked over at the retarded little kid.

"You vile man."

"Amazing, this is called the DLK that can only be found in Konoha. You guys are probably wondering what DLK stands for aren't you? It means demented little kid."

"Imbecile!"

"Gorgeous. It also learned the human language. Maybe it's a subspecies of a parrot."

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"I'm going to kill you once and for all Sasuke... Muahahahahahahaha."

The demented kid shot Sasuke with his laser gun thing.

"Oh and you ever wanted to know my name, it's Stewie Griffin. No I rather like Snake. Snake Griffin."

So in the end, they all died, until they were buried in the Pet Cemetery. No, no I'm just kidding, they didn't die... Yet. Dun dun dun. In the end, the Elric brothers came along after they discovered human transmutation alchemy, and revived them. Don't ask why they did. They just did. So I can get away with a cheap ending, because I don't wanna keep writing this fanfic, for I will write different ones since this one's getting stupid. Oh and Sakura never turned back to normal for all you who were wondering. Hey, Yuna is cool. At least she is like WAY PRETTIER, WAY MORE MATURE, WAY BETTER, AND overall, JUST COOL. Ok the end.

Whew, random chapter. Almost too random. Well, I decided to end this fic once and for all because it's not going anywhere. Sorry if this makes you feel mad or something, but I'm gonna write more fanfics now... Well, gotta move on. And sorry for the lack of updates, but I was busy doing my novel study, and now that I'm done, and my teacher has gone to Ottawa with the other Gr.7's in my class (yah I'm in a 6/7 split), I CAN DO ANYTHING!