KH: Movie edition.
Film: Shaun of the Dead
Rating: E for Mild Blood and violence, and some suggestive content.
Disclaimer: Some scenes or events in the film may have been cut out for younger viewers.
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Sora and the gang approached the door, labled, "Shaun's place." in red letters.
"Shaun, who's that?"
Donald and Goofy shrugged. "No idea, the name isn't familar.", Goofy said.
"Well, let's go in, then." Sora said, and pushed on the door. A flash of bright light came from behind the door. Sora and gang flew from one place to the other, landing in a yard.
Sora woke up and sat himself up, while he was still on the ground, he looked, but there was nothing around, except a woman, she was quite pale, and unlively. Sora stood up and saw Donald and Goofy had got off the ground and ran into a corner. The woman was slowly walking, but it bothered Sora, he didn't know what to make of it. Sora ran to the corner where Donald and Goofy ran, and began to talk to them.
"Donald, Goofy, what's going on? You two look like you've seen a ghost."
"That girl, she's scaring us," Goofy said. "My shield works a little bit, but Donald's staff doesn't work at all."
"Let's see if my keyblade does anything." Sora said, as he equipped his weapon.
Sora ran to the girl and started slashing at her, the attacks were swift: Slash! Slash! but, to no avail. The girl named Mary was still standing. Sora stopped before wasting anymore time, he ran over to Donald and Goofy.
"Nothing's working!" Sora yelled, he stood in the corner, when the door behind Sora, where he was standing previously, came through, a man with red hair and a white shirt with red in the pocket came out and began to see the woman, trailing behind was a man with a green shirt that had a logo, it said 'Red Vs. Blue' on it.
"Oh my gosh. She's so Drunk." the man said.
"That must be Shaun." Goofy said.
"It must be, but why would we come here? He doesn't seem too much like a hero." Sora said in response to Goofy.
Shaun began getting into a tussle with the woman named Mary, he was on the ground, when the man behind Shaun ran into the house, Shaun was about to be attacked. Sora ran to Shaun's aide.
"Don't worry, Shaun!" Sora ran and jumped on Mary's back, when the man came back, with a camera, and asked for Shaun and Sora to smile, and hold up Mary's head.
"ED!" Shaun yelled.
Sora pulled Mary off of Shaun, and threw her to the ground. Sora equipped his Keyblade, and was at the helm, when he saw Shaun push Mary, where she stumbled and fell back onto a pipe, which went right through her. Mary was not finished, though, she got back up and stood, the sound of Ed's camera winding up for another shot was evident. Shaun smacked the camera to the ground, then another creature came, it was a male, with a bald head, and a large girth.
"Shaun, we've got to work together if we want to stop those monsters!" Sora yelled.
"Got ya. How do you know my name?"
"I'll tell you later. Let's go, do you have something to fight with?"
"Hold on, I have to go to the shed first."
Shaun began running to the shed, when the creatures were beginning to follow him, which slowed down the operation.
"Shaun! We'll throw records to stop them!" Ed shouted.
"Be careful!" Shaun yelled. "Some of those are classics!"
Ed picked up a record that was laying on the ground.
"Electro!" Ed yelled.
"No, that was the second album I ever bought!" Shaun yelled, but it was too late, as Ed threw the record and made the record shatter on the large man's face.
"2 seconds." Ed ran to the house again, and remained in there for no more than a few minutes. Sora was trying to fight the creatures, but it was hard without Donald and Goofy around. Ed came up to Sora at last with a box of records.
Shaun was trying to open the shed, by kicking it, but nothing happened.
"Be careful with those. Some are limited..." Shaun yelled, as Ed threw a record, it flew and crashed into a wall.
"WHAT WAS THAT!" Shaun yelled.
"I think it was Blue Monday." Ed yelled back.
"That was an original pressing." Shaun said.
"There's no time for this." Sora yelled. But Shaun would yell at him if he didn't keep up with the records. Sora started thumbing through the records.
"Purple Rain?"
"No."
"Sign o' the times?"
"Definitely Not."
"The Batman soundtrack."
"Throw it." Sora threw the record as it flew around the man's head.
"Dire Straits" Ed yelled.
"Throw it." Ed threw a record that bounced off of Mary's head.
"Stone Roses." Sora yelled.
"No." Shaun yelled.
"Second Coming." Ed yelled.
"I like it."
"Ahh, Sade!" Ed yelled.
"That's
Liz's."
"Whatever, she dumped you."
Ed threw the record and it broke against the large man's stomach.
The wooden door that Shaun was working on had finally snapped. The door broke, and Shaun flew in.
"Now it's time to fight fire with fire." Shaun ran back with a cricket bat, but as the large man and Mary walked slowly, it left Shaun and Sora with something to waken their muscles up. As soon as Shaun and Sora began to attack, large black bubbles appeared around them. Heartless, one's that looked like dark zombies with wings, and some others, that looked like bugs.
"Heartless!" Sora yelled.
"What the devil are these things!" Shaun panicked.
"Don't worry Shaun! We'll save our skin, just help me fight!"
Shaun and Sora ran in opposite directions, Shaun with his cricket bat, was slugging zombies in the head, Ed helped along too, with a shovel in hand. Sora was fighting the small bugs and flying Xombies as well as he could, but it was getting harder and harder to fight, as they kept multiplying.
As one of the smaller Heartless came close to attacking, A flash of lightning came right in front of him.
"We won't let them get you, Sora!" Donald yelled. The daffy little duck went running to Sora's aide, and Goofy with his shield, was attacking Heartless everywhere around.
Sora jumped up and began fighting again, there was a flying Xombie in the air, Sora ran up to it, with Keyblade by his side, which he then jumped up and slashed up, making the Xombie explode. Donald and Goofy took care of the rest around him.
"Heartless? In this world, too?" Goofy queried.
"It doesn't make sense, Why would Heartless be in this world, the dream world?" Sora wondered.
"I never caught your name, Stranger. And how do you know mine?" Shaun asked, with a cricket bat hanging over his back. Ed with a shovel in hand.
Sora was wondering how to explain this awkward phenomenon to Shaun and Ed. If they didn't know what a heartless is, what would make them understand it now?
"Well, my name's Sora, that's Donald and Goofy. And, we kinda knew your name because we came from another world, a dimension, I guess you could say."
"Maybe that's where those creatures came from, what did you call them, Heartless?" Shaun asked.
"And maybe, that's where those Zombies came from." Ed said.
"Don't say that!" Shaun yelled.
"What?" Ed yelled back.
"That! The 'Zed' word."
Sora wasn't understanding the following coversation that well, but perhaps you must have had to know what a zombie was in order to get the joke.
"Let's head inside and talk about this." Shaun said.
Everyone went into the house, or the flat, as Shaun and Ed called it, quite often so than a house. When they got in, they were deciding what to do next. Ed grabbed a seat on the sofa, while Sora, Donald and Goofy stood. Shaun went into the kitchen and grabbed the phone, calling his mother. Sora couldn't hear much of the conversation, though from what he could gather, some man named Phillip, Shaun's father, most likely, was attacked, because when Shaun asked his mother, he didn't sound so worried. Sora decided to go to Ed to get some answers about this world.
"So Ed, can you tell
me somethings?"
"With the dead people thing, I couldn't
tell you, as for everything else, couldn't tell you that either."
"Who's Phillip? Who's Liz?"
"That's easy. Phillip is Shaun's stepdad, He and Shaun don't see eye to eye, but his mother is the nicest woman around. Liz is Shaun's Ex - Girlfriend. She doesn't like me much, I gather. Neither do I. But, he can't live a day without her. Hope that helps."
Shaun came back from the kitchen and came to the living room, rubbing his chin.
"What's the plan, then?" Ed asked.
"Right, we take Pete's car, go to mum's, kill Phillip, go to Liz's, have a nice cup of tea, and wait for all of this to blow over." Shaun said with almost flawless execution.
"Why do we have to go to Liz's," Ed argued. "Because we do." Shaun answered.
"Why, she dumped you."
"Because I have to know she's okay."
"Why?"
"Because I love her."
"All right, then. But I'm not staying. If we go out, I want to be safe, I want to know where all the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
Shaun started rattling his brain again.
"All right, take Pete's car, Go to mum's, kill Phillip, Go to Liz's, bring them back here, have a nice cup of tea, and wait for all of this to blow over." Shaun said again.
"Perfik." Ed responded.
"That won't work, Shaun. All the safety from us won't last, and the windows are all broken." Sora pointed out.
"That's true. Where's a place where we can be safe, and where all the exits are, and where Ed can have a puff."
Shaun and Ed thought on the idea, When they both had a smile on their face.
"Get the Car, Go to Mum's, Kill Phil, Go to Liz's, Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?" Shaun said, having concocted this idea in a few seconds with a comment to back it up.
"Yeah, Boy!" Ed yelled.
Everybody went to the door and prepared to get ready, when Shaun said he had to go to the bathroom real quick. As Shaun was ready to run up the stairs, Ed asked for the keys, Shaun, obliged rather quickly.
"Yes, Pete's car! I finally get a ride!" Ed said in triumph.
"Pete? Is he a big guy with dog ears and a huge pot belly?" Goofy asked.
"If you want to call him that, you can. He's a real mean fellow, I would expect he was one of them heartless, he's so evil."
Shaun came from downstairs fast, telling Ed and the rest to get moving quickly. He wouldn't explain what was going on, except it's scary and that there were people to save.
Shaun and the gang got into Pete's car and started to drive away, there were a bunch of Zombies around, but Donald had magic to fire at the zombies, who were posing a threat for Ed's driving, if that wasn't hazerdous already. In a few short minutes, Ed finally reached Barbra's house, while glancing at Phil's car, which was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. Shaun jumped out of the car, and ran to the house.
"Don't forget to kill Phillip!" Ed yelled from the rolled down window. Shaun tripped, but then finally got to the door.
"Wait here guys, I'm gonna have a smoke." Ed said, as he had gotten out of the car. Sora jumped in the front seat and began pressing on the peddles, and messing with the steering column. The car soon, started, which freaked Sora out, after Donald pulled on the stick in the car, and sent it into "DRIVE", Sora's foot was on the gas peddle, which sent the gang flying forward, with Sora at the wheel. Sora drove wildly and crazy on the road, steering left and right, but not really going anywhere, there were fences, which he knew were not to be crashed into, and to stay on the road was a given, but was hard to master at a super speed. The driving continued until Sora was a good 2 miles or so away from Barbra's house, and away from Shaun altogether. The gas had ran out, and soon the car was a nothing more then a sputter away from stopping, and it did. Sora was now in the middle of an empty street, which had a huge elm in front of it. There, Sora got outside with Donald and Goofy, who were now wondering how to find Shaun and the gang, or this "Winchester" place.
"Where do we go now?" Goofy asked.
"I don't know. I don't think it's wise to ask for directions here."
Donald walked a little ways away from Sora and Goofy and wandered into a back alley, The curious little duck walked around, trying to find some way to get them to the Winchester. Donald began tapping his webbed foot and thinking.
"Where is that place? if only I could make up for what happened by finding that place, it'd make up for what I did." Donald thought and thought, not paying attention to whatever else could be around him. Donald was ready to turn back, when he turned around and let out a scream, which alerted Sora and Goofy.
"Donald! Donald! Where are you?" Goofy yelled, when Donald came running out from the back alley that he wandered to. Sora equipped his Keyblade, and was ready at the helm, a group of Heartless, Xombies and little bug heartless, were walking around, when they surrounded Sora and his friends.
"Let's go, guys!" Sora yelled. Sora ran for the Xombie in front of him, and slashed up, which vanquished the last one, and side slashed the other two bug ones. Donald was casting Ice magic to freeze the flying ones, and Goofy came in with his Shield to attack the iced Xombie. It felt like only a second, and the battle was over. A woman with a golf club came from the alleyway, She had red hair and was wearing a camoflauge jacket, with the name "Yvonne" pinned onto a patch on her jacket.
"That was amazing, kid! You must be that kid Sora that Shaun was talking about. Come on guys, it's all good!" Yvonne called to a large group of people, they looked like a bit of a motley crew, a bit ragtag, but no telling they could probably fight at a moment's notice.
"Shaun! You've seen Shaun, where is he?" Sora asked.
"He was heading to the Winchester with Liz, Ed and some other friends, and his mum. The Winchester can be found by going down that alley way, and turn left, you can't miss it." Yvonne informed the young group.
"Thank you, Yvonne. We've got to be meeting up with Shaun, see you later!" Sora said as he ran to the alley way.
"Hope you make it!" Yvonne yelled to Sora, as those were the last words he heard from running.
Sora, Donald, and Goofy finally made it to a grass hedge, where Sora stuck his head out and found the Winchester right over the hedge.
"Here it is, guys!" Sora said. The three from outside the yard and saw an empty street.
"This place is giving me the creeps." Goofy said.
"Yeah." Sora and Donald said, in an eerie way.
The three walked forward when the area began to build a barrier around them. Sora and his friends turned and found a large group of Xombies, they all started to glow a bright purple color and began to form a large creature, they soon melded into a silver blob with a mouth and eyes that glowed purple. It roared and hoped to scare them all, but instead did the exact opposite and made them equipped their weapons and run forward, Sora slashed at the bottom of the creature, while Goofy attacked the midsection with a spinning shield attack, and Donald fired fire balls at the head of the creature.
"Trinity Limit!" Sora yelled. At once, Goofy got on the bottom, and crouched over, then Donald, and Sora ran and jumped on Donald's back, while Sora grabbed on Donald's hand, and threw the two into the air, Sora flew into the air, but with Donald and Goofy higher up, the helped him gather more speed. Donald grabbed onto Sora's hand, and sent him higher, then a little bit closer to Goofy, he took his hand and got higher, when Sora was as high as he could be, and Sora brought his Keyblade down to a downward thrust, the power was so strong, that flames surrounded the Keyblade, and sliced the Xombeast into two, which sent both sides disappearing. Sora landed on his feet, and watched the creature leave this world, as the barrier too, had left.
"Come on, guys, The Winchester and everybody's waiting for us." Sora said, the three ran forward into the establishment, which had a large broken window in front, so the three climbed through, and found Ed, and a lot of others inside. There was an older woman, a man with glasses, a blonde woman with a hat on, another blonde woman, and Ed, but no Shaun was to be seen.
"Where's Shaun?" asked Sora.
"No idea, he was trying to save us after David went and acted stupid." said the blonde woman.
"Well, Lizzy, If Boy Wonder there wasn't yakking on the phone, we wouldn't be in this mess." David commented so snidely.
"Hold on, Mate, this is Sora, he's the one who's helped me and Shaun get through all this mess. These are his two pals, Donald and Goofy." Ed said.
"These people are Shaun's 'friends.' The one with the hat is Dianne. The glasses is David, The blonde is Liz, and the red head is Barbra."
"Hello." Barbra greeted the group.
"Hello." Sora and the rest greeted Barbra and the others.
"Why aren't the lights on?" Sora questioned.
"The Power Grid is out, and we can't turn anything on." Dianne filled them in.
"I wonder why Shaun hasn't come back yet?" Barbra wondered.
"Because he's been playing the Pied Piper of the dead." A mystery voice came from out of nowhere. It was Shaun, who was now much more bloody then ever.
"Pickle!" Barbra said as she went to hug her son.
"Sora, Donald, Goofy! You are all okay." Shaun saw the gang.
"Shaun, we knew you'd be okay." Sora responded.
"Any sign of John or Bernie?"
"No, the upstairs locked and the power and phone are dead." Dianne explained.
"How did you get in?" David asked.
"There's a back door, David. I was trying to tell you that before you destroyed the window."
"Well..." David was stopped dead in his tracks.
There was a moment of silence until the lights outside came on.
"What's going on?" Sora asked.
"Nothing. The light's aren't out, it's just the fuses, I'll fick some switches and we can watch a bit of telly, see what's going on."
Shaun went to the back to flick some light switches on.
"This is totally..." David began to insult Shaun until the TV came on.
"Is that it?" Shaun yelled.
"That's it." yelled back Liz.
Sora looked up at the tv, but there was nothing on, except screens that said "Please Stand By", on every station.
Ed came up to Liz and asked for some change, which she humbly gave to him, for his reasoning, she nor Sora had an idea for what to do.
Shaun came back from the back room, Liz walked over to him, and Sora followed.
"You okay, Shaun?" Sora asked.
"No. They followed me." Shaun said, he looked like he'd seen a ghost, his face was bed sheet white.
"Well, then we'll have to be extra quiet, then." Liz reassured Shaun.
A machine started up, it made loud noises that were annoying and quite distracting.
"NO!" Sora, Donald, Goofy, Shaun and Liz yelled, when they reached for the plug - which shut off everything that was involved with the machine.
The moaning that was not even around them was now evident, the loud wave of moans freaked out Sora and the gang, Dianne reached for the TV to shut it off.
David was shaking when he felt a cold hand on his shoulder. He jumped, it was an old man, must be John, he walked slowly, when the jukebox in the corner turned on.
"Who the heck put that on?" Shaun yelled.
"It's on random." Ed replied.
"Dianne, Donald, Goofy, stay close to mum, David, kill the Queen, Liz, Ed, Sora, grab something weaponry."
"Got my Keyblade!" Sora summoned forth his mighty weapon.
"What about that Rifle?" Ed opted.
"It's not real! Wait a second. How about pool?" Shaun added, as he ran for the pool table behind him. Three pool cues were right there, Shaun grabbed two and tossed them to his friends, as he grabbed one for himself. Sora could hear the music, it sounded like, 'Don't stop me now', or something, he'd never heard the song before.
"All right, John, it's time at the bar." Shaun warned.
Think of this next part as a fight in KH 2 with Reaction commands. It's funnier that way.
Sora ran up with his buddies, and started smacking John to the rhythm of the beat, which was going okay until John grabbed onto Shaun and threw him to the ground. Shaun, on his back, twirled his legs, with enough force to bring him back up.
"Helicopter!" Shaun yelled, bring him back to his feet.
Sora saw David having a difficult time with the jukebox.
"I can't find the switch!"
"Then, get the fuses!" Shaun yelled back, David went running back to the other room, Sora was pushed out because he was a little winded, as he landed back against Donald and Goofy, who were near Dianne and Barbra.
"Sora, get back in there!" Donald yelled.
"It's getting harder!" Sora spoke back.
"Cure!" Donald yelled, and covered Sora with a green light. Sora felt refreshed, enough to jump into the battle, he began to attack when David ran back in.
"Why is Queen still on?"
"Shaun, we have a situation!"
"I know!"
Ed's stick, broke, he shouted 'Two Seconds!' again, and ran for the bar. Shaun grabbed onto John and punched him, which sent him into Liz, who had a fire extinguisher and hit him 5 times across the face, left and right. to spray him down with the cold blast. John went for Sora next, Sora held back John with his keyblade, but the zombie force was getting hard to stop.
"Back off!" Sora yelled, and had pushed him with all his might, which sent him back into Shaun, who had the Winchester Rifle in his hand, he attacked and smashed John into the jukebox, which sparked into flames, leaving him trapped like that.
Everyone looked exhausted, and watched as they saw their accomplishment.
Shaun began to look around and try to find something to do with the Winchester, but Ed believed that the rifle could fire, it worked, and everyone looked around to find something to keep the fight going good, Ed had found some shells, and then they began to load the rifle, Sora wondered around, trying to find something that could help even more than the Keyblade, but he found a key, conviently, it was under a mat by the upstairs locked door.
Sora unlocked it.
"Shaun, I'm gonna head upstairs, perhaps we can find some stuff."
"No problem, take Donald and Goofy with you." Shaun said.
Donald and Goofy trailed behind, as they went upstairs to see if anything could be helpful, but it was merely an empty room upstairs, at least it was until the doors shut. Sora, Donald and Goofy equipped their weapons and looked around and saw a black robed person.
"Kincaid?" Sora asked the figure.
"You're good. Why aren't you downstairs with your friends? Your missing a lot of the action. A big heated debate is going on right now with Shaun and David. It's only a matter of time, now..." Kincaid left with a whispered chuckle.
Sora and the gang ran back to find looking at Dianne with a leg in hand, she went running for the main door, and soon, Dianne was running out while Zombies were being let in, coming from just about everywhere. If that didn't make matters worse, Heartless were everywhere, too.
"Cocktails!" Ed yelled, as he ran back to the bar, Liz grabbed a coat rack and ran to stop a large crowd from attacking, Shaun was shooting rounds at Zombies, and Sora, Donald and Goofy were trying their best, Goofy helped Liz, Donald helped Shaun with Lightning and Ice and Fire, Ed was getting cocktails ready, and Sora was fighting back all the Heartless he could. Ed got a bottle ready and lit the end. Just as he was about to throw, the door behind him broke and what poured out was more zombies.
"Pete!" Ed yelled, as he grabbed around Pete's neck, when the dead man took a bite out of Ed's arm.
"Pete! I said leave him alone!" Shaun yelled to Zombie Pete, as he stood up, and Shaun took fire at Pete's head, he disappeared, like the Heartless.
"They're like Heartless! Shaun, Liz, head to the bar, Donald, Goofy and I will slow them down!" Sora said with authority. Shaun and Liz went to save Ed.
The fight was now on, the three fought with all their might. The Heartless and all the others were dropping like flies.
"Come on, guys!" Sora called, as Donald and Goofy were ready to disperse, they jumped over the bar, which Shaun had set to light. As the flames roared, the 6 went to the cellar to get to safety.
The fight was over for now, but Ed was injured very badly, and Shaun was having a nervous breakdown, the force was too unbearable.
"We can't give up, Shaun! If we do, were just unmaking all of the stuff we did to get here." Goofy said.
"I know, but I had to shoot my mum, and... it's too much!" Shaun said.
"Don't worry. At least, if were trapped here, we'll make sure we go down together." Sora said to the kid man.
"He's right, Shaun." Liz reassured him.
"Your right."
"That's the idea, Shaun. How about some light in here?" Donald opted, as he casted fire, and lit the whole place up. Shaun saw a button that would keep them from death.
"This is it." Shaun said. Shaun went over to Ed, and grabbed his arm.
"Leave me, Shaun. I'd only slow you down anyway. Give me the Winchester. I'll be okay." Ed said in short little breaths.
"Your my friend, Ed."
"Don't worry, Shaun. I'll be fine, we'll meet again." Shaun handed the Winchester to Ed, and went to the platform, as he prepared to pressed the button, he called to Sora and friends, and as they stood, the button was pressed and they went up to the top.
As they reached the top, Zombies wandered around, or at least they were, when they took focus to see everybody standing on the platform.
A truck came from out of the area and rammed a bunch of zombies, who blew away, at once, a bunch of men with machine guns came out, and started running around firing at Zombies, as they scattered, for more zombies.
Sora looked at Liz, there was something he hadn't noticed about her before.
"Hey, Liz, that's a nice locket, where'd you get it?" Sora asked.
Liz looked at her locket glowing, it hadn't done that ever.
"It's the keyhole!" Sora said, Liz pulled off her locket and threw it in the air, it burst into a big keyhole shaped spark, Sora took aim with his Keyblade, and it locked.
"This place will never have Heartless again." Sora said.
"Good, with all the Zombies, it'll be a load off of my mind." Shaun said with a sigh of relief.
At once, a large flash of light appeared in front of Shaun, Shaun held his hand out and what came was a Keyblade. This Keyblade looked like the Winchester Rifle, the plating on the Rifle, with black black, and the guard around the hand looked wooden, like the Rifle stock.
"This is yours." Shaun said, and handed it to Sora.
A large light surrounded Sora, Donald and Goofy. Sora and the gang waved at Liz and Shaun.
"Bye, Shaun! Hope it gets better!" Sora said.
"Bye, and thank you, Sora, Donald, Goofy, you're welcome back anytime, friend."
What do you think? Write a review, and send me ideas, I'll try not to make it too long, or as long as you like. Unless there is some reason why I cannot finish in one week, I'll notify you ahead of time.