Disclaimer: The characters of Super Smash Bros. Melee do not belong to me.
Kirby was sitting by the Fountain of Dreams. He yawned with boredom and stared at his reflection. Then Pichu ran in and gave Kirby a note saying to come to a building for free cupcakes. He was quite hungry, so he immediately dashed to the address scribbled on the scrap of paper.
Around 10 minutes later
The petite pink puffball stood in front of the same building all of the previous smashers had entered just to be insulted. Kirby ran inside to find a fresh, hot chocolate cupcake smothered with vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkles. He reached for it, peeled off the paper, and shoved it in his pie hole greedily. Then he spotted another cupcake on a chair. He scurried for the cupcake and picked it up. After he devoured the second, and sat and relaxed in the chair. You know what happens next.
"One day, in the city of Townsville…" said an unfamiliar announcer.
The cameraman scratched his head in confusion. "Uhh, are you in the right place?"
"Isn't this the Powerpuff Girls studio?"
"No, this is the Know Your Smashers studio."
"Oh. Sorry." Now the other announcer is gone, and the one we all know and love (or hate) is back, and ready to do what he was born to do: torture innocent people with random remarks.
"Know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers."
Kirby ignored the voice and brushed cupcake crumbs off of his mouth.
"Kirby…he eats fish paste for breakfast."
Kirby blinked.
"No comebacks, huh? Well then…Kirby…he is a large pink rock with black eyes."
Kirby chose to speak after this comment. "No, I am not a rock. And rocks don't have eyes. Where did that come from?"
"From your cupcake."
"That made no sense."
"I know," confessed the announcer.
Kirby made a look on his face that said 'How stupid can this guy get?'.
"Kirby…he writes sappy love poems about Jigglypuff."
"Just because we're both puffballs that can fly doesn't mean I like her!" he opposed.
"That's what they all say."
Kirby's face turned strawberry red with fury.
"Kirby…he once got beaten up by an electronic can opener."
"That's not even possible! How is telling you these lies?"
"Your mom."
Kirby grunted with frustration.
"Kirby…oh look, my shift is over. I have to end it now. Sooo…Now you know…Kirby, the pink puffball who gets beaten up by electric can openers."
The cameraman moved the camera steadily away from Kirby. Meanwhile, the puffball yelled back, even though no one listened.
"I'm not a rock! I don't love some Pokemon and a can opener never attacked me! Come back here, I'm not finished with you!"
Kirby stood there, but got hungry within a few minutes, so he went off to the local bakery for more cupcakes.
Next chapter the announcer shall wreak havoc on Pikachu, after that Falco. Now that this chapter is done, click on that button on the left and review so I'll update quicker.