Jigglypuff! I have nothing else important to say, so here's the chapter. And now, for the best part of the chapter, the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I own squat. The SSBM characters are not squat, so therefore, the SSBM characters are not mine. Yay.
And now, the chapter!
Before you get to see Jigglypuff, you will get to see the cameraman shop in a cheap,unknown store for a new camera.
The cameraman examined the poorly built cameras, trying to decide which to buy. He came across a shiny hot pink one that caught his eye.
He frantically raced up to the gorgeous camera and gently picked it up with his left hand. The camera gleamed in the poor light of the store. It wasn't the best camera, but it was within his budget. Then again, considering how cheap and low budget the whole store is, he could buy any camera, but this one was special. Only because it was shiny and hot pink.
"It's even citrus scented!" he squealed with delight as he got a quick sniff of the camera's lens. This would definitely be the one he would buy.
While stroking the camera in his hands, the cameraman raced up to the cash register. He glanced at his watch and knew he would soon have to return to the studio; otherwise the announcer could fire him. Unluckily for him, the person at the cash register was surely a candidate for slowest employee ever hired on the planet. There was an unbelievably long line that looked like it stretched for miles. He groaned and dragged his feet to the end of the line. At least the beautiful camera would distract him...or maybe not.
Five and a half hours later
The line had only shortened by about six people. The people in front of the cameraman were yelling at the incredibly slow employee, trying to make her hurry up.
"What's taking so long?" asked one man. "I have kids to feed!"
Another shouted, "Who would ever hire you anyway?"
"No one else wanted to work here, and I got fired from 37 different fast food chains only because I take 13 hours to make a strawberry milkshake. So I was hired here!"the employee reported with pride.
That only made the line of customers complain even more. The cameraman was convinced his career as cameraman for Know Your Smashers was over. Eventually, he got fed up and ran away with the camera he loved. When he was about halfway to the studio, he heard a siren wail behind him.
He gulped with fear. Just when he was sure everything would be fine, the police showed up. Lucky for him, he saw a Warp Star standing in front of him.
"Oh, goody! I love these things," screamed the cameraman, giddy and nervous all at once. He hopped on and sailed away into the distance, shrieking with pleasure.
Jigglypuff had nothing to do, so she was wandering aimlessly around the planet. She eventually rolled through the door of the beloved Know Your Smashers studio and somehow landed on the chair.
The stage was concealed in shadows. The silence started to scare Jigglypuff, she she hummed to help comfort herself.
Suddenly, the cameraman crashed through the roof of the studio. He set up the camera in front of the chair as Jigglypuff tried to figure out what was going on.
"Where in the world have you been?" roared the angry announcer.
"Sorry…I tried to get here sooner, but I went to a tacky camera store and the employee was slower than slow," explained the cameraman, hoping he wouldn't lose his job.
"Oh, THAT place…I bought a camera from that store once too. In that case, you're off the hook, but next time, go to a better store."
"Thank you!" said the cameraman gratefully.
"Now, let's get the show on the road."
Jigglypuff blinked. "Jiggly?"
"Ahem, know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers."
"Jigg jigg jiggly?" wondered the round, pink Pokemon.
"Jigglypuff…her real name is Jiggly Cream Puff," the announcer proclaimed.
Jigglypuff crossed her tiny arms and pouted.
"Ha ha. Jiggly Cream Puff…she rinses her mouth with pulpy orange juice after each meal."
Jigglypuff inhaled and her body expanded. She didn't want to say anything since they wouldn't understand her.
"Jiggly Cream Puff…she is married to a soda can."
Jigglypuff inhaled more air. She looked as if she would explode any second.
"Hey, if she married a soda can, how come we weren't invited to the wedding?" the cameraman queried.
"Yeah, how come?" the announcer asked Jigglypuff.
No answer.
"Fine, be that way! Jiggly Cream Puff…she is a clone of Kirby in an ugly costume."
This one really annoyed Jigglypuff . She exhaled with frustration and pulled out her microphone from a non-existant pocket.
"Oh shoot," the cameraman said through clenched teeth. He knew what would happen next, and there was nothing he or the announcer could do about it.
"Jig jigglypuff,jiggly..." The Pokemon danced on the chair as she serenaded them with her soothing song.
"Now you know…Jiggly Cream Puff…the…the ugly Kirby clone who married a…zzzzzz…" the announcer couldn't finished because before he knew it, he had fallen asleep.So had the cameraman.
"Jiggly!" she shouted with pride as she stood on the chair. Then she left a doodle on the cameraman's face with her marker and ran off into the distance to wander some more.
I know that probably wasn't as funny as the other chapters, but writing chapters with Pokemon isn't exactly easy…Oh well. Like I said, next is Fox, then Captain Falcon.