Sorry for not updating for a while.Here's Fox's chapter. And I own squat, as usual.
Fox was somehow magically transported to the Know Your Smashers Studio. He was a little dizzy, so he kept walking in circles until he fell into the chair on the stage.
"Know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers," screeched the announcer in a happy-go-lucky voice.
"Who was that?" Fox asked immediately after the announcer's introduction, sounding quite paranoid. "I'll use my gun if I must!"
"That really scares me. The thought of getting shot by a hairy rodent. Oh, the humanity! Spare me!"
"I'm not a rodent!"
"Who cares," moaned the announcer. "Fox…he is secretly a Girl Scout."
"What? That's preposterous. I'm not even female. Tell me, how is that possible?" Fox inquired, curious and irritated at the same time.
"Maybe you have a female disguise."
Fox gave the camera an evil glare. The cameraman feared this and started to whistle innocently.
"Fox…he is a crybaby who sleeps with a magenta elephant plush toy."
"Who told you about the plush toy?" Fox snapped with embarrassment. After saying that, he realized he confirmed the announcer's comment. "I mean that's a lie!"
The announcer snickered mockingly while the cameraman attempted to contain his laughter, but failed. Fox shot him another evil glare and the cameraman turned away in fear.
"Fox…his fur is glued in place."
"That's not true!" Fox snapped. He pulled on the fur on his head to prove it. "See?"
"For all I know, that could be strong super glue."
"It's not! Stop lying and assuming untrue things!"
"Not if my life depended on it."
If it were possible, steam would have risen from his ears. The cameraman actually contained his laughter…Actually, he didn't. He chuckled for about two seconds and luckily got away with it.
"Fox…his dream is to someday star on Sesame Street."
"I think that was Young Link…" he muttered thoughtfully.
Suddenly, a familiar sword slashed through the studio's doors. Young Link stomped in and tried to slice Fox with his sword. He used his hands to defend himself, even though it was a bit tricky to not cut his hands on the sword's sharp edges.
"How dare you tell the world my secret!" shrieked Young Link with rage.
Fox stammered in response, "Y-Young Link, I-I-I can ex-explain.."
"You have 7 seconds!"
Fox ran out of the studio as fast as he could as Young Link scurried after him, shouting threats and pulling up his belt when it was slipping.
"Now you know…Fox, the Girl Scout who sleeps with his magenta elephant plush toy."
The camera zoomed away from the chair as crickets chirped in the background.
Okay, that was short, but I have a case of writer's block, and the evil writer's block is causing me to run out of ideas. Next will be Captain Falcon, then Luigi.