I haven't updated for a while due to evil school, but here it is! Here is Mewtwo's chapter! As reviewers mentioned, he'll be hard to crack, but little do we know about his (secret censored).

Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM. Don't rub it in.

Mewtwo was battling in Green Greens, and the giant tree was starting to blow harshly. The Pokemon grabbed an edge, but was blown away to the studio.

"Whee! I'm a birdie!" squealed Mewtwo as he glided through the air.

Then he gradually descended and flew right through the doors of a certain studio and landed in a chair.

"Ow,"he mumbledas he massaged the side of his head.

"Aw, did that hurt you?" the announcer questioned, pretending to care.

He just scowled. "How did I get here? Did you plan this?"

"Yes, because I am evil! Muahahahaha!" Mewtwo rolled his eyes at the pathetic announcer. "Where's the cameraman?"

Meanwhile, in Peach's room

"Aaaah! My underwear! That cost me $147!" screamed Peach as she opened a closet only to find her expensive undergarments were gone.

At some ice cream parlor

The cameraman had a pair of sparkly pink underwear he snagged from Peach on his head while Donkey Kong wore her pretty maroon bra. They grinned with satisfaction as they shared a huge banana split that was almost as tall as the ceiling.

The cameraman pushed his sleeve up and checked his watch. His eyes widened frantically. "Oh no! I have to get back to work!" Donkey Kong raised an eyebrow.

"I'm sorry Mr. Kong, I have to go. Otherwise I can't buy your special edition lemon scented pen I saw on E-Bay." DK nodded vigorously, showing he understood. The cameraman thanked him, got his autograph and ran back to the studio, shrieking so loud there were cracks in the glass window of the parlor.

The cameraman dashed in and stood by the camera as the announcer began.

"Know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers, know your smashers…"

Mewtwo thought about buying a cheesecake.

"Mewtwo…he sings in the shower."

"Untrue. I dislike singing. And what's a shower?"

The cameraman gave Mewtwo a glare that said 'What is wrong with you?'

"Erm…Mewtwo…he is Darth Vader in disguise."

"Who's this Darth Vader you speak of? I am Mewtwo," the Pokemon answered calmly. The fact Mewtwo wasn't annoyed yet really ticked off the announcer. As for the cameraman, he was whistling softly with his hands in his pocket.

"Mewtwo…he was caught hitting on Sango last week," bellowed the announcer.

Miroku suddenly appeared throught the doors and ran on stage. He gave Mewtwo an evil stare. Mewtwo yawned and eyed the human. Obviously this was boring him.

"How dare you hit on my precious Sango! WIND TUNNEL!" Miroku removed the beads from his hand. Before he could reveal use Wind Tunnel, Mewtwo stared at Miroku in the eyes and used Disable. The helpless male fell unconsciously to the floor.

"Wow, Mewtwo, I'm actually impressed," said the announcer. "How about you join me and insult everyone?"

"Will I get paid?"

"Sure."

"How much?"

The announcer opened a drawer and shuffled some papers around until he finally found a calculator. "According to my calculations…" the announcer tapped some buttons. "Exactly 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent."

"Forget it. I can get more money from giving Bowser sponge baths."

The cameraman snickered at the thought of the gargantuan turtle-like villain squatting in a tiny metal tub filled with frothy, soapy bubbles and warm water.

The announcer sighed and went through a file that said, "Emergency Only". This was an emergency, since Mewtwo was so calm and brushed off every comment without even yelling or denying. The announcer read a line about Mewtwo and laughed evilly.

"Mewtwo…he keeps a secret vault filled with Caterpie plushies."

Instantly, he turned a deep scarlet. "I-I d-d-do not-t!" he stammered.

"Uh huh, then why are you blushing and stammering?" inquired the cameraman.

Mewtwo whispered to himself, "My life as I know it is ruined…" And with that he exited the studio shamefully, leaving the cameraman and the announcer laughing, and Miroku still unconscious.

"Now you know…Mewtwo, the Caterpie plushie collector who hits on demon slayers and sings in the shower."

Next is Mr. Game and Watch! Which won't be easy, considering he can't talk…then I'll torment Young Link…:snicker: Stay tuned!