The C.E.O. of Oz
CAST
Fortune Teller/Wizard of Oz: Seto Kabia
Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon: Wizard's Head
Dorothy: Yami Bakura/ Ryo Bakura
Wicked Witch of the West/ Ms. Gultch: Marik Ishtar
Scarecrow/Hired Hand #1: Joey Wheeler
Tinman/Hired Hand #2: Duke Devlin
Lion/Hired Hand #3: Tristan Taylor
Toto: Millennium Ring
Glenda, Witch of the North: Tea Gardner
Flenda, Witch of the South: Serenity Wheeler
Auntie Em: Mai Valentine
Uncle Henry: Odeon Ishtar
Wicked Witch of the East: Ishizu Ishtar
The Flying Monkies: Acrobat Monkey Cards
Voice of the Monkies: Misha, Julia, and Macy
Misc. Lackeys: Mai Valentine, Odeon Ishtar, Ishizu Ishtar, Grandpa Mutou, Maxmillion Pegasus, Yugi Mutou, Mokuba Kabia, and Yami
Disclaimer (by Misha): We do not own the COPYRIGHTS to Wizard of Oz, but we do own the movie on DVD. We do not own the COPYRIGHTS to Yu-Gi-Oh, but I own the movie on DVD, DVD of the Dark Spirit Released, a figure of Marik, a mini (in squeaky voice) figure of Kaiba, some starter decks, a poster of Marik, and a poster of Kaiba…
Macy: You're not the only one that owns a poster of Kaiba and Yu-Gi-Oh cards!
Misha: But I bought you that one! If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't own that poster!
Macy: Hum…Kabia…stares into space thinking about him na…
Misha: AH! DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! starts to scramble Macy's thought
Macy: HEY! Hmph…OK…fine…should I introduce ourselves and the producer?
Misha: I have one last thing to add to the disclaimer! The posters stare at me every night before I go to sleep. goes into her own thoughts
Macy: Yeah…and Gollum always looks at me at night…well, not right now…right now it's Clay Aiken.
Misha: We don't own Clay Aiken or Lord of the Rings either. However, Gollum will stare at me when I hit November on my calendar which really bites. shutters
Macy: ME TOO! Hee hee…I love Gollum. Now can I introduce ourselves and our fabulous producer?
Misha: Tee hee, he is fabulous isn't he? squeal
Macy: OK…I am Macy and that person, who is the disclaimer fanatic, is Misha. Misha waves and says, "Hi!" We are the directors of this musical production! Yay! But after the episode called Sleeping Tea…
Misha: Which was VERY funny!
Macy: Yes…it was…and with the low budgets and cardboard people, we have called upon great wealth to help us with this production. It is wonderful and hotness…
Misha: And oh so sexy!
Macy: squeal Yes, sexy…oh so sexy, SETO KABIA!
(Applause from the directors as Seto walks in with Mokuba locking the door behind him. Fan girls try to break through the closed doors while others try to hotwire Kaiba's limo.)
Macy: Welcome, Seto! smiles gleely
(Misha faints as everyone watches her fall)
Joey: How ya managed get Kabia into this?
Misha: pops up and then rocks back and forth I promised I wouldn't put him in a dress anymore.
Seto: Yes. I'm very grateful for that.
Misha: Tee hee hee. He wears boxers.
Macy: How do you know that!
Misha: Well there was a blooper moment not mentioned in Sleeping Tea for censorship reasons where we use a fan and it was up too high during the fairies' part and their dresses all went FWOOSH!
Macy: Were they all wearing boxers?
Misha: Yes! smiles With different pictures!
Macy: And can I get a copy of that?
Seto: NO! I burned it anyways.
(Misha rocks back and forth smiling)
Macy: whispers in Misha's ear You have a copy…don't you.
Misha: grins No…but Tambre does.
(Macy grins. Seto glares. Directors look at him and smile.)
Macy and Misha: ANYWAYS! Ah…to the MOVIE!
3…
2…
1…
ACTION!
Misha comes in front of the main camera and notes, "Now the beginning of this will be in black and white, so… you people reading this need to use your imagination."
Macy jumps in and adds, "I suggested to use shadow realm colors but only Yami Bakura and Marik liked my idea."
"For obvious reasons."
"So? Your point is."
Misha just glares. Then Mokuba comes up and asks, "Why didn't Yami Marik agree?"
"That is 'Sir NOT appearing in this film'!" Misha stressed.
"That's Holy Grail…NOW WE HAVE TO PUT A DISCLAIMER FOR THAT OR SETO WILL KILL US, YOU FANATIC DISCLAIMER PERSON!" Macy shouted.
"We don't own that either but the DVD… at least I do…we're starting the movie now… thank you for your time." Misha snuck off the stage with Macy storming off, muttering.
Bakura is seen running down a dirt path as fast as he possibly can as though being pursued. As he reaches towards the center, he stops to glance behind. No one was close so he breathed a sigh of relief. His millennium ring that hung from his neck glowed, freeing Ryo from his prison within. Ryo looked around in confusion, wondering what had just happened. "Where am I? How did I get here?"
"If I were you, I would keep running. We'll get caught if you don't." Ryo heard his yami's voice in his head.
"What? Why?" He searches for evidence of a crime his yami had committed without him knowing. Ryo, to his surprise, noticed that the back of his pants felt heavier than it was supposed to. Quickly, he glanced behind and noticed the Millennium Rod was attached to the middle back loop of his jeans. "AH! He went into Ms. Gultch's house again!"
"Yes, so unless you wish for me to take over again, you will keep running." Bakura strongly recommended.
"No! I'm returning this to Marik… I mean Ms. Gultch!" Ryo attempted to turn around to do so, but was shoved back into his spirit room so Bakura could take over once more which he did and ran down the path again.
Bakura reached the farmhouse in a matter of minutes and released Ryo again.
Ryo shook his head and looked around. He was at the farmhouse. Ryo sighed, "I'll never get this back to Marik…ah…I mean Ms. Gultch unless I learn to control my yami. I need help. Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! Auntie Em!"
Ryo ran around calling Auntie Em. No one was in sight. So, he started to search in the barn. "Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Auntie AH!" Ryo quickly slammed the barn door and turned his back. "I didn't see what I just saw. I didn't see what I just saw. I didn't see what I just saw."
"What did you see?" Macy asked, walking to the barn door.
Misha looks around. "Where's Joey? Why isn't he in his place? And where are Tristan and Duke? Our cast…is poof-ed-ing!"
Seto narrows his eyes. "You can't control your cast."
Misha droops her head. "There goes our budget."
Macy turns to Seto. "Yes, we can. Why aren't you helping? Producers do help at times you know."
"At times, but now is not my time."
"You! AH….cute idiot…"
Macy starts for the barn door, but Ryo jumps in front of it. "NO! You don't want to go in there! Be afraid…be VERY afraid…"
"All right…who traumatized Bakura?" Misha stated.
"No one. They traumatized Ryo," Macy said.
"OK, Miss Technicality…whoever they were they are going to DIE!" Misha threated.
"Agreed, now Ryo I have to see what is behind these doors," said Macy, calmly.
"No you don't."
"Yes, I do."
"No you don't."
"Yes, I do."
"No you don't."
"Yes, I do! And if I don't…you'll regret it!" Macy goes all fiery anger, anime style.
Ryo backs off and Macy swings the doors open. "AHH!" Macy screams while slamming the door. "OK! WHO LEFT THEM ALONE!"
Misha jumped about like a demented frog. "What? What is it? Who is it? Is it Yami and Tea again? I thought I told them not to do that!"
"No…it's Wheeler and Valentine!"
"You mean…Serenity and Mai?" Mokuba questioned.
"EW!" everyone squirmed.
"WHAT YOU TEACHING MY BROTHER!" Seto yelled.
"IT'S JOEY AND MAI! NOT SERENITY AND MAI! AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR BROTHER IS BEING STUPID!" Macy yelled.
Misha gasped and attempted to shut up Macy. Covering Macy's mouth, she panicked, "Macy… talk kindly to the nice producer… the one who is giving us the money to do this… the one who is allowing us to use holograms. She didn't mean a word of it, Seto! Umm… I worship the ground you walk on, Seto! Please forgive her!" Misha drops down to the ground and attempts to kiss his feet.
"Get up!" Seto growls.
"Yes, sir!" Misha gets up and kisses Seto on the cheek.
"I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT!"
Misha cowards before him. "I didn't know where else I could kiss…"
"Misha…you're nose is brown…now what are we to do about Joey and Mai?"
"Umm… first of all I'm going to ignore what you said about my nose, second… I don't know. Just continue with the scene or knock or… something to get their attention." Misha shrugged, having not run into this sort of problem in the last fanfic.
"I'll get their attention. Misha, you go see if Tristan and Duke are with Serenity."
"Will do!" Misha runs off to find them.
"By the way, I thank you for not putting me with Serenity like all the other fanfics. She's so annoying always whining for her dog of a brother. Can't do anything by herself," Seto begins to mutter the last part.
"Finally, we agree on something. Now do you wanna help me with the dog?" Macy inquired. "We can scare him; put his tail between his legs."
"That wouldn't be a challenge at all." Seto stalks up to the barn door, whips it open and shouts, "HEY DOG! YUGI TORE YOUR RED EYES BLACK DRAGON THAT YOU SO FOOLISHLY GAVE TO HIM!"
Gazing longingly at him, Macy sighs, "I love you, Seto."
"WHAT!" Joey burst from the barn. His entire costume is in disarray. Except the hat… apparently she liked the hat.
"Get dressed like a normal human being… get cleaned up… go to makeup and get rid of that hickie and get in your spot!" Macy sneers.
Terribly afraid of her, Joey does as he is told. Mai then leaves the set to get herself fixed up as well before Macy would rant on her. Misha returns with the missing Tristan and Duke. "I found them trying to order 41 pizzas with our budget money. Want to flip a coin on whether you or I kill them?"
"Were they with Serenity?"
"No actually. Serenity got locked in her dressing room by Marik I think. Someone wrote the words, 'Pathway to the Shadow Realm' in Egyptian on her door." Misha assures.
"Did you unlock her?" Macy inquired.
"Well… it's kind of hard because Yugi's millennium puzzle is lodged into the door where the lock used to be." Misha said, a sweat drop appeared on the back of her head as it does in anime cartoons.
"We'll save her later cause we don't need her yet and we'll give Seto the privilege of dealing with Tristan and Duke."
"Not now because we do need them at the moment."
"Fine, Seto can do something to them during our lunch break. Continue on with the scene," Macy surrenders.
Ready…
Set…
Action… again.
The barn door opens and Mai steps out wearing a gray wig. "What is it Dorothy? I was busy."
"Yes… yes I saw that," Ryo gulped. "Auntie Em! My yami took over again and stole Ms. Gultch's Millennium Rod! Again!" Ryo took out the rod from behind and showed his aunt.
"Your yami made you steal the Millennium Rod! That the fifth time this week and it's only Tuesday!"
"Yes, I know. But what do I do Auntie Em? My yami won't stop shoving me in my soul room and taking over!" Ryo panicked.
"I'm not Dr. Phil! Why are you asking me?" she demanded.
"Because… you're my Auntie Em… who else am I to ask? It's part of the script after all."
"Well I can't deal with your problems right now I have my own to deal with."
"But…"
"But nothing Dorothy, you just run off and go someplace where you won't get into any trouble. And be a tomboy like you usually are," Mai shooed.
"Tomboy! I am a boy!" Ryo objected.
"Then why is your name Dorothy?"
"My parents were hippies," Ryo shamelessly admitted.
"Well, just go and play and not get into any TROUBLE!" Mai enters the barn again. A gaint FWOOSH sound comes from the barn and a THUD! "Macy? Where did you get that?"
"I borrowed it from Jesse," Macy proudly stated.
"And we don't own Pokemon," Misha added.
Ryo is then left alone, pondering. "Some place where there isn't any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place, Millennium Ring? And I'm not even going to ask why I am talking to my Millennium Ring. There must be. Not a place you can get to by a boat or a train or by the Shadow Realm. It's far, far away, behind the moon, beyond the rain …and I have to sing?"
"He has to sing? You didn't say anything about this being a musical! Besides, I thought it was in the contract that there would be NO singing since you started to sing ABBA in Sleeping Tea!" Seto objected.
"It never said that," Misha said.
"Earplugs?" Macy offered.
"Hey, maybe we should start charging for earplugs to get money for the next production."
"Brilliant, Misha! Ten dollars…or ten yen? Or pounds? For the Egyptians," Macy contemplated.
"Yen, but lets make it…oh ¥2100," Misha smiled.
"WHAT!" everyone yelled.
"Hey, what if it is really bad?" Misha asked.
Everyone in the cast dug in their pockets and forked over the money and used the earplugs, except for Seto and Mokuba. They got them free.
"Hey! My singing isn't that bad!"
"But you know how your yami is," Macy pointed out.
"All right," Ryo agreed.
"All right. Orchestra!" Misha ordered.
The music swooned in and Ryo started to sing:
"Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high. There's a land that I heard of once…"
"And Yugi must DIE!"
Ryo covered his mouth as his yami proclaimed. Yugi was twitching because he didn't have any money for the earplugs. Seto heard it and pulled his earplugs off.
"I actually might like this," Seto smirked.
"Is he gone now?" Misha asked.
Ryo nodded.
"Good, continue."
Ryo looked around and started to sing again:
"Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are…"
"BLACK!"
"Just finish the song," Misha and Macy giggled.
Ryo started again, turning red:
"And the dreams that you dare to dream, really…"
"DON'T COME TRUE!"
"Hmph…Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where you are FAR behind me…where troubles melt like lemon drop away above the chimney tops. That's…"
"Where I'll find YOU!"
"Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds…"
"DIE!"
"Birds…"
"DIE!"
"…over the rainbow…why then, oh why can't…YOU!"
"I already am dead…I've been dead…"
"If happy little bluebirdsfly! Beyond the rainbow…why…oh…why…can't…I?" Ryo breaks down in tears.
Misha and Macy run over to Ryo to comfort him. "Aw…Ryo…" They hug him.
"CUT! NOW!" Misha and Macy ordered.
Misha helped Ryo off the stage. "Don't worry Ryo… we'll get you some nice Pocky. Doesn't that sound good?" she soothed.
Ryo nods.
"I love this song," Yami Marik said.
"AH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!"