NO MORE POCKY FOR YOU!

Disclaimer: (Done by Misha) We still do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Wizard of Oz except in our dreams. I had a dream of Kaiba recently. It was really nice and he was in the car with me and… that's all I remember.

Macy: And you scramble my thoughts.

Misha: Well yours were dirty.

Macy: What about yours?

Misha: Kaiba in a car with me is not dirty.

Macy: It could have led to being dirty.

Misha: Lets just get back to the fanfic before our disclaimer is longer than the chapter itself.

Macy: All right.

Macy and Misha try desperately to sort things out with the cast. Misha sits in the director's chair next to Ryo, rubbing his back while he nibbled on a stick of Pocky. "I'm sorry you had to go through that with your yami Ryo. I didn't realize just how much he would aim to embarrass you. Don't worry, everything will be all right. Everyone had earplugs anyways. Remember chocolate is your friend."

Ryo sniffled, "Thank you Misha."

Macy stalks up to Misha and Ryo appearing to be rather frustrated. "All right! I've talked to the cast. No more making out on or off set! No more using the budget for pizzas unless Kaiba says so! And no more making fun of Ryo! We all have problems here and I don't want point out or make fun of other's problems. I don't want to have to embarrass them in front of everyone."

"I agree with that. Good job Macy," Misha smiled. "What did you do about Yami Marik?"

"Sent him to the shadow realm so we have Marik back to normal. How's Ryo feelin?" Macy inquired.

"He'll be okay." Misha gave him a pat on the back. "Right Ryo?"

"Chocolate is my friend," he responded, appearing a little twitchy.

"All right no more chocolate for you." Macy took the Pocky away. "We don't want a hyper Bakura."

Ryo whimpered.

"It's all right Ryo. Don't cry again. You've had two boxes already anyways." Misha soothed. "I'll get Ryo to makeup then we'll get going on this movie again."

Nodding, Macy watched as Misha led Ryo away to makeup. As soon as they were out of sight, she took out a stick of Pocky and nibbled on it.

Seto stalked up to her, not appearing very pleased. "It seems that your little movie is not going as well as you promised me. Not surprised really."

"Oh, just shut up, Seto. Everything will be all right. Every production has bumps in it," Macy snorted.

"Excuse me…" Seto sneered.

"Hey, you shouldn't be talking to my big brother like that," Mokuba objected.

Seto looked at his brother and said, "Why don't you see how those holograms are doing, Mokuba. I can handle this."

"OK, Seto." Mokuba then scampered off.

"I don't care frankly that you are the director. This is my money being wasted on this production of yours. Unless you pull things together. Don't want it to turn out a disaster like the last parody that Misha attempted." His eyes narrowed.

"Well, Mr. Kabia," Macy started trying not to snap at him, "everything is fixed so just cuddle with your money thinking all is well and let us direct."

"Humph, if you can call it directing." Seto turned away with his gravity defining coat flapping in the nonexistent breeze.

"And you call yourself a producer! Grrrr…." Macy grabbed the whole box of Pocky and started to nibble. "Stupid…cuteness…and…gravity…definingness…grrr…." Macy grabs a scissors and a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and smiles devilishly. She then hurried away.

-20 mins. later-

"Macy… Macy… MAAAAACYYYYYY!" Misha shouted across the studio. "Where did she go?"

"I saw her go over to Kaiba's dressing room for some odd reason. She appeared very determined about something." Yugi responded.

"Oh… all right. Um… thanks." Misha hurried off to Seto's dressing room. Jiggling the handle, Misha found it to be locked. "Please be locked because Seto is in there and not Macy." Misha banged on the door. "SETO HAD BETTER BE THE ONLY ONE IN THERE!"

"Where's my deck? Mokuba have you misplaced it again?" Seto's voice was heard on the other side of the studio.

"I put it on that table, big brother."

"Then why don't I see it?"

"Oh no. MACY OPEN UP THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!" Misha banged on the door again.

"WHY!" Macy yelled back.

"Because Seto can't find his deck and he'll know it's you and he'll kill us both!"

"His deck is safe and sound…hee hee…for now…"

"AH!" Misha ran off, snagged Marik's Millennium Rod, unsheathed the knife and jabbed it into the door.

The wood crunched and splintered open. Misha was horrified to find the flash of a blade and a deck of cards. Boxes of Pocky littered the floor along with caffeine free Mountain Dew, not diet, scattered as well.

"MACY NO!" Grabbing for the scissors, Misha tried to pry them out of Macy's hands. "Not Kaiba's deck!"

"I'm just going to stab it and then make pretty Blue Eyes White Dragons out of them!" Macy laughed as a brownie would on Willow.

Too much sugar…

Whipping a large fan out of no where, Misha smacked Macy into unconsciousness. The scissors flew into the air and stabbed the table in front of her but missed the deck.

Fortunately.

Having heard the racket, Seto stepped into his dressing room to investigate. Finding Misha over a comatose Macy with Pocky and Mountain Dew scattered all over the floor. Macy also wearing Kaiba's trench coat. "What are you two idiots doing in my room!" he demanded.

"Uh… admiring your great taste in decorating? Um… gotta go!" Misha picks up Macy and runs like heck out of the room.

"Why is there a scissors dangerously close to my deck? MISHA!"

"It's Yugi! Yeah! Yugi got so jealous of you he tried to tear up your Blue Eyes White Dragons! Leave it at that!" Misha franticly tried to find someplace to keep Macy's unconscious body out of harms way.

Mokuba joins his brother in the room. "What happened in here, big brother?"

"Never mind, Mokuba. Just get someone to clean up this mess. I have a feeling that this will only get worse."

All right that was as random as can be. Please review so that we are encouraged to entertain you all more with our quirkyness. Will we ever get past somewhere over the rainbow? Will Macy regain consciousness? AHHH THE SUSPENSE! Please review.