Only a bit of Tweaking.
Disclaimer: (Misha) All right, once more, we do not own any of this. We are all just sappy Kaiba fan girls that have too many things going on in their heads. As for the record, no I do not take medication! THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY YAMI?
Yami: I think you just established that you didn't take your meds this morning.
Misha: What about you? All you ever talk about is the stupid heart of the cards junk. No one cares about the heart of the cards!
Yami: HOW DARE YOU! You will know the true power of the heart of the cards! Soon, vengeance will be mine! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Misha: (twitch, twitch) All right…due to the knock out of our previous director, Macy, I have enlisted aid until Macy regains consciousness.
Seto: Who did you get now? Another loser?
Misha: NO! It's my cousin.
Seto: Cousin… oh no. You don't mean…
Misha: YES! TAMBRE IS HERE! (Runs off to greet her)
Seto: We're all doomed. There goes my money.
Tambre: Hey, Seto there are a bunch of girls outside trying to hotwire your limo.
(Behind them, Mokuba tries to close the door on them but gets grabbed by the fan girls.)
Misha: (hugging Tambre) I'm soooooooooo happy you're here! We're having a big problem and the movie hasn't gone very far.
Tambre: That's because you're too busy worshiping Kaiba.
Misha: Not true. Okay maybe a little.
(Behind: Yugi miraculously rescues Mokuba from the fan girls and tries to close the door. Yami Bakura slinks up behind Yugi, shoves him out the door and then locks him out. He then releases Ryo who wonders what had just occurred. We are totally oblivious as to what is going on behind our backs.)
Tambre: How far did you get?
Misha: Somewhere over the Rainbow. Then Ryo broke down. His Yami butchered it.
Tambre: Well, come on; let's see if we can get this movie going.
(Behind: Mokuba tries to tell Ryo what had just happened while, when looking through a nearby window, Yugi is seen being carried away by fan girls.)
Misha: (still oblivious) I'm sure things will go smoother now that you're here Tambre.
Tambre: (just as oblivious) That's what I'm here for.
(Seto watches the events occurring through the large window smirks and then follows the directors acting as though nothing were happening.)
Now, back to the movie…
"All right everyone you all remember Tambre? Of course you all do. Now we are going to try again and this time don't screw things up! Remember what Macy told you all before the… incident," Misha announced to the YGO cast.
Everyone nods in agreement though not all mean it. Seto stands next to the two directors, wearing his usual scowl, "Don't screw things up like you two did in the last parody."
"Hey! Just be grateful that you don't have to wear a dress again this time," Tambre reminded. "I still can't believe you agreed to not having him wear a dress again."
"We needed the money, Tambre. Can't complain you know," Misha whimpered.
"Fine, places everyone. Joey, Duke, Tristan you're up! Ryo get in there too. We're going to go from where you all left off."
Everyone mentioned scrambles to their places wearing their costumes consisting of farm hand outfits.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD…
ACTION!"
After the song incident, Ryo drags his feet towards the house, not paying attention as to where he was going. Suddenly, he runs into a wagon. "OW!"
"Hey! Watch it, Dorothy!" Joey snaps. "You could have hurt someone."
"I think I already did Joey… I mean… Hank." Ryo rubbed his sore stomach. "Do you guys need help?"
Joey, Tristan and Duke worked on fixing a wagon. Having just replaced the wheel, they Tristan and Duke were trying to lower the wagon part onto the wheel part… thingie. (Confusing isn't it?) "No, Dorothy. We've got it. Come on guys hurry up! Don't wanna be working on dis thing all day!" Joey barked at the others.
"Almost got it man. Hold on." Tristan assured.
Things were moving smoothly until Duke removed his grip on the thing. "AH! YOU GOT MY HAND!" Joey cried.
"Duke! Dude, why did you let go?" Tristan demanded.
"Oh, my poor hair. I have a split end." Duke whimpered. He examined one of his dangling pieces of hair.
"You let the wagon fall on my hand over a stupid split end!"
"Hey, chicks dig me for my pretty dice and hair you know!" Duke defended, twirling his hair. "Why don't you keep your hand out of the way?"
"Why I outta…"
"Now, now guys… lets not do anything hasty." Ryo tried to calm the coming storm between Joey and Duke.
"I think I'll go feed the Koribos now. See ya guys." Tristan grabs a bucket of feed and heads off to the pen.
"Ah… wait! Tristan! I mean… Zeke!" Ryo sweat dropped and attempted to settle down Joey and Duke. Before he could utter another word, his Millennium Ring glowed.
"You know Joey, I saw Duke with your sister earlier. Something about meeting after the scene and… well… I think you can figure it out on your own. Maybe," Bakura commented slyly.
"What? You and my sister?" Joey exclaimed, seizing Duke by the collar.
"What? NO! I didn't…" Duke stutters.
"Why you!"
"Are you going to let him off that easily, Joey?" Yami Bakura smirked and then walked away while the two engaged in a brawl.
"AH! NO JOEY! NOT THE HAIR!"
"Heh, heh, heh." Bakura smirked as he stalked towards the Koribo pens.
Tristan tried to get the Koribos settled into the pens and then noticed, who he thought, was Ryo. "So I hear you're having problems with Ma… Ms. Gultch," he spoke.
Bakura walked past him silently and began to walk on the fence that surrounded the Koribos. Tristan began to dump the feed into the troths, "He… I mean she ain't so tough. Have a little courage that's all."
"I'm not afraid of her," Bakura remarked in Ryo's voice, still balancing on the fence. I'm the one who keeps on stealing from that fool.
"The next time you see her just spit in her eye, that's what I'd do!"
Bakura suddenly released Ryo, "Huh? AHHHH!" He promptly lost his balance and fell within the Koribos. "AHHHH! HELP ME! TRISTAN, GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Ryo panicked as the Koribos swarmed around him.
"Hang on man! I've got ya!" Tristan leapt into the pen and retrieved Ryo. "You all right Ryo? I mean Dorothy."
Joey and Duke ran over to see if he was all right. "I'm fine guys really," Ryo assured.
"Are you sure Dorothy? Those Koribos can be pretty nasty," Joey asked.
"Like Joey when he doesn't take a shower." Duke remarked.
"Hey! Get off me!"
"Enough guys. Come on let's get Ryo… I mean… Dorothy into the house." Tristan broke in.
Lightning bolts could still be seen sparking between Duke and Joey. Heaving a large sigh, Tristan led Ryo back to the farm house.
Tambre claps her hands. "All right people take a 20 min break so we can prepare for the next scene with Marik's entrance."
Misha leans over to her cousin and whispers, "What do you mean prepare?"
"For Marik's entrance, remember?" Tambre smiled.
"Oh yea. Take 20 everybody. We'll be right back." Misha snags a tool box and heads out a back door with Tambre. (The back door that the fan girls don't know about.)
"What are those dweebs doing?" Seto wondered to himself.
20 mins later
3… 2…1…ACTION!
Marik is seen cruising down the dirt road towards the farmhouse on his motorcycle. The engine does the theme song for the wicked witch of the west. "What the?" Stopping the bike, he revs up the engine and getting the same results. "For the love of Ra! What have you done to my bike?" Marik yelled, facing Tambre and Misha.
"Just a little tweaking," Misha smiled.
"Yea, tweaking," Tambre added.
Both directors held tools in their hands. Seto glared at them, "You two better not do anything to my limo."
"I think the fan girls outside are taking care of that," Tambre responded.
"Just get on with the scene Marik. We'll fix it after the movie is through." Misha waved for him to go on with the scene and then took her seat in the director's chair. Tambre sat in Macy's.
"Fine," Marik grumbled.
Marik, who is dressed in an old lady dress, rode his motorcycle down the dirt path and to the farmhouse. The engine doing the theme song the whole way. This is the most aggravating sound that has ever been created in the history of mankind! Marik thought to himself sourly.
Odeon stood at the picket fence, painting it when he then notices Marik pulling up the path. He watched as Marik got off his bike and then stalked up to the fence. "Mr. Gale," Marik spoke.
"Master Marik."
"Miss Gultch! I'm Miss Gultch!" Marik corrected fiercely.
"Forgive me Master Mar… I mean… Miss Gultch."
"Good. Now, I need to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy." Marik spoke his line word for word.
"What about Dorothy?"
"He has something of great power."
"You mean…he stole you?"
"A millennium item."
"OH! He stole his millennium item!" Odeon closed the gate he had open and it hit Marik on the behind.
"No." Marik strode to the house, rubbing his sore bum.
Inside the house
Odeon and Mai sat in the living room before an angry Marik while Ryo stood from the side. "That Millennium Ring is a menace to the community. I'm taking it to Sheriff Shadi and making sure it's locked away again."
"Locked away? My Millennium Ring?" Ryo exclaimed.
"All his yami is really doing is stealing your Millennium Rod. Considering his blood thirsty nature I'd say that's an improvement from what happened to your cat," Mai tried to negotiate.
"Humph, that's for Shadi to decide." Digs in his purse (Yes we made him have a purse. ) and finds a slip of paper. Hands the paper to Mai, "Here's the permission for me to take it. Unless you want to go against the law."
Mai reads it and then hands it to Odeon who does the same. "I'm sorry Ryo; we can't go against the law. You're Millennium Ring will have to go," Mai told him sadly.
"Now you're seeing reason. Here's what I'm taking it in," he reveals the box to him and opens it. "And I want my Millennium Rod back too."
"Really? Of course! Here, take it!" Ryo whipped the Millennium item off and handed it to Marik.
"You're supposed to be upset Ryo!" Tambre interrupted before Marik could accept the item.
"Oh… very well." Ryo hugs the ring close to his chest and pleads, "Please don't take away my Millennium Ring! My father gave it to me! He brought it back all the way from Egypt just for me! Please don't take it!"
Ryo doesn't put up much of a struggle as Marik tries to snag the ring from him. Eventually, Odeon takes it and places it into the box in which Marik chains up. "My rod?" Marik reminded.
Mai takes it out of the umbrella stand and hands it to him. "You put my Millennium Rod in an umbrella stand!" Marik exclaimed.
Mai shrugged, "It seemed to be the best place for it."
Bakura thought in Ryo's head, Now I'll know for next time when she hides it from me.
"Um… you'd might want to get the ring away from me cause I can still hear his voice." Ryo suggested.
"Aren't you still supposed to be upset?" Marik inquired.
"You're supposed to run off crying Ryo," Tambre reminded.
"I don't feel like crying right now."
"I can fix that. Come here Ryo," Misha volunteered herself sweetly.
Looking very uncertain, Ryo did as he was told. Misha whipped out a large bottle of Visine and promptly squirted it in his eyes. "AH! MISHA!"
"Now you look like you're crying," Misha smiled. "Now run off to your room and pretend to cry some more."
Faking a sob, Ryo ran to his room. As soon as he was away, Mai stood up to Marik and sneered, "Elmira Gultch! Just because you're a tomb keeper and own half of Domino city doesn't mean you can run the rest of us! For 15 years I've been dying to say something to you and now… um… why can't I?"
"Because we rated this K+ and we don't want to know what you have to say to Marik," Misha replied.
"Why not? He put me in the shadow realm!"
"I said I was sorry!" Marik wailed.
"Just finish the scene," Tambre muttered.
"Fine, this being a K+ rated fanfic I can't say it!" Mai runs off to her room.
Odeon remains seated. "Well done Master Marik."
"Quit sucking up, Odeon!" Marik growled at him.
"You always know what's best Master."
Marik leaves the house, attaches the box onto his bike and rides off. Engine still doing the annoying theme music to the witch of the west. Inside the box the Millennium Ring glows and then vanishes from sight. However, Marik does not know that and continues cruising down the road.
Meanwhile, Ryo celebrates in his room the loss of his Millennium Ring. "Finally! Now I can live a normal life without worrying about my yami taking over and trying to kill people! I won't steal things anymore! Yay!"
Flopping upon the bed, he closes his eyes, planning on taking a nice long nap. He felt that he certainly deserved one after the whole mess he went through. Just as he was about to slip into dreamland, he felt something heavy lying upon his chest. You truly believed that you have gotten rid of me didn't you, Ryo? You should know by now how futile your efforts are.
Gasping in fright, Ryo shot up and found the Millennium Ring had returned to him once more. "Oh no, oh no not again!" Ryo wailed.
What? After everything I've done to get you noticed you reject my existence? This certainly won't do, Ryo. I still need you whether you like it or not. Bakura spoke.
"No…" Tears welded up in his eyes. "I won't let you hurt anyone anymore! No more!"
Bakura's cackles echoed in his head.
"I have to get away! I have to run away! Before you can do any more damage!" Ryo leapt from the bed and quickly packed his things in a backpack.
Ryo is soon walking down the dirt road again, not knowing where he would end up.
"All right, that's the end of that scene. Has Macy woken up yet?" Misha remarked.
"Still out cold," Mokuba replied.
"Darn it. All right then. Is your brother ready for his entrance?"
"All most. I'll give him the five minute warning."
"Thank you, Mokuba. Remind me to get you a cookie later."
"Yay!" Mokuba ran off to retrieve his older brother.
"I still can't believe you agreed to not put Seto in a dress anymore. He fits them so well." Tambre whispered to her cousin.
"I know… but maybe this will still work out." Misha's head drooped.