Psychic or Psycho Kaiba?

Disclaimer: (by Misha) For the record, we still do not own any of this stuff. We somehow lost track of Yugi which...isn't a really bad thing...yet. Macy is still not up… yet. Guess I hit her too hard. Heh, heh, heh…yeah. Well, my cousin, Tambre, is here to save the day so...we'll just go from there.

Tambre: Repeat we do not own any of this stuff.

Joey: And we're more than happy that they don't.

"All righty, now we get to the fun stuff. We get to see Seto! (Squeal)" Misha announced.

"Why do you always worship, Seto? Thought you were nut-so about Marik and Bakura." Tambre inquired.

"I fluctuate."

Shaking her head, Tambre got down to business. "Mokuba, is your brother ready yet?"

"Let me go check." He bangs on Seto's dressing room door. (Misha fixed it earlier) "You ready yet, big brother?"

"Yes, Mokuba I'm coming. Tell Misha to stop worrying before she destroys my dressing room again," Seto responded.

Mokuba scurries back to Misha and Tambre, who heard the whole thing already. "Seto says that…"

"Yes, Mokuba. Thank you very much," Misha interrupted. Digging in her backpack, she then handed Mokuba his well earned cookie.

Seto stepped out of his room wearing a black suit (complete with vest) that was set in the time period that the Wizard of Oz movie took place. He placed a black top hat on his head and walked down his trailers steps with the tail of his coat doing a gravity defying thing that his trench coat does as well.

Misha stared at his coat and remarked to Tambre, "How does that man do that?"

Tambre shrugged.

"There. I am now ready for this stupid scene…let's just get it over with so I can get back in my normal clothes," Seto commanded.

"OK…we are just waiting on your grill," Tambre said.

"Fine…just hurry up."

Misha was still staring at him and then gave a giggle. Whispering to Tambre, she said, "Doesn't he remind you of the new Willy Wonka at the moment? You know…with the hat and all."

"Everything reminds you of guys you think are hot!" Tambre stated.

"So…" Misha looked down at the ground making circles in the dirt with her foot and poking her forefingers together.

Tambre rolled her eyes. "All right…Mokuba! Is that grill here yet?"

"Right here! And here are the steaks." Mokuba rolls the grill in place, starts it up, and sets the steaks on them.

"You do realize that you're letting a boy mess with matches and gas, right?" Marik pointed out.

The cousins glanced at each other. Misha replied, "I'd be more concerned if Joey, Duke, or Tristan were messing with matches and gas."

"Good point."

Tambre's eyes narrowed, "Why are you not in your witch costume?"

"Ah… potty break?" Marik blushed.

"Get going!"

"Yes Madam!" Marik scurried off.

"Are we going to film or are we going to waste time!" Seto demanded from the set.

"Get some patience, Seto!" Tambre snapped. "All right everyone! Places!"

Everyone scurried to their places. "All right, que Dorothy and… ACTION!

Scene

Ryo strode down the dirt road tiredly, still not certain as to where he was going. While crossing a bridge, he saw over head an RV that was disguised as an old gypsy caravan wagon. On the side of the RV was a sign that said, "Traveling to beat all in my path with my awesome dueling power."

"Seto! That isn't what it is supposed to say!" Tambre yelled.

"Too late now."

In front of the RV, Seto was cooking steaks on his grill. Ryo smelled the air and loved the smell of the steaks. He walked up to the grill, savagely staring at the steaks. Bakura took over, grabbed a fork, and snatched a steak off the grill. Bakura tore into the steak and mercilessly chewed

"Hey! That's mine!" Seto yelled.

Bakura gave him an evil glare. He swallowed what he was chewing and then replied, "Why should I care? As far as I can see, this steak didn't have your name on it. It was free game."

"Look again," Seto stated flatly.

Bakura glanced at the steak which had the Kaiba Corporation logo grilled onto it. However, only the "C" was there due to the fact that Bakura ate the "K". "I don't recall your name beginning with a C"

"Look at the grill you idiot!"

Bakura did as was commanded and saw the Kaiba Corporation logo made in the grill bars. "I didn't know your name was Kaiba Corporation."

"I own Kaiba Corporation, so I own the steak, idiot!" Seto shouted.

Bakura savagely ate the rest of it. "Not this one you don't."

Seto huffed, turned off the grill, and closed the lid. "What do you want, little girl?"

"Your soul!" Bakura declared.

"HEY! What have I said about soul stealing and sending to the shadow realm!" Tambre yelled.

"To do it as often as possible and make it fun." Bakura replied slyly.

"No sending people to the shadow realm on or off the set! Do you want us to really make you a little girl?" Misha shouted.

"You wouldn't dare do that Misha. You love Ryo too much. You wouldn't dare put him through so much pain." Bakura retorted.

"But I would! Release Ryo!" Tambre commanded.

Bakura growled and released Ryo. Ryo looked around, wondering why he had the taste of steak in his mouth. "I feel quite pleasantly full."

"Now, answer me. What do you want, little girl?" Seto repeated.

"N… n… nothing sir. I… I'm just passing by," Ryo stuttered.

"You're running away. I can see your suitcase right there. Just passing by...humph…my foot," Seto mumbled.

"Well, yes. My, it's like you can see right through me." Ryo smiled, rubbing the back of his head.

"I'm not Roba. I'm no psychic," Seto sneered.

"You're supposed to be in this Kaiba." Misha pointed out.

"What?"

"Remember what it says in the script!" Tambre reminded.

"Fine! Yes, I know everything and I'm traveling the world to beat every duelist. Including little Yugi and reclaim my title as number one duelist!" Seto then, as always, finished his rant with a cackle.

Ryo blinked. (blinking sound effects)

"Remember your lines Ryo." Tambre whispered.

"Oh! Ah… really? You're traveling all over the world? May I come?" Ryo asked excitedly.

"What! I'm not taking any troubled teen runaways! Just because your parents were hippies and named their son Dorothy, doesn't mean I'll make exceptions!" Seto objected.

"How did you know that?"

"I supervised the script… I mean… I'm psychic! And you're still not coming!"

"Oh please? I have no where else to go and I can help you in your Yugi trouncing." Ryo begged.

"Well… uh… I'll have to consult my crystal first." Seto stalled.

"Um… Kaiba! We don't have the crystal. You'll have to use your cards." Misha corrected. "Don't worry I fixed the cards so you'll know what to say."

"What? What do you mean we don't have the crystal? What happened to it?" Seto demanded.

"Nothing, just use your cards." Misha insisted.

Tambre glanced at Misha, "What did happen to the crystal?"

Flashback

Misha runs over to Macy. "Hey Macy! I wanna show you something!"

"What is it? Kaiba is getting here any minute and we have so much to get ready for," Macy worried.

"Ah please? It will only take a second," Misha begged.

"OK…fine…what is it?"

"Look at what I got!" Misha pulled out a crystal from behind her back. "I want to do the Labyrinth thing!"

"What? What do you mean? The whole 'I brought you a gift' thing?"

"Yep! I've been practicing," Misha beamed.

"I don't think that's a good idea…" Macy said uneasily.

"Aw…please."

"What have you been practicing with?"

"Tennis balls."

"Have you finished the whole sequence?"

"Once…but, but, but please?" Misha went down to the ground and begged on her knees.

"Oh…OK," Macy agreed.

"YAY! Now, you be Sarah. OK? OK." Misha got up and held the crystal on the tips of her fingers. "I brought you a gift."

"What is it?" Macy replied, monotone.

"No, not like that! Say it with feeling," Misha corrected.

"Fine! Fine…say your line again."

"I brought you a gift," Misha repeated.

"What is it?" Macy said, with feeling.

"It's a crystal, nothing…"

CRASH!

"…more?"

Macy and Misha stared at the broken fragments of what once was the crystal. "Misha I told you that it wasn't a good idea! Seto is going to kill you when he finds out!" Macy ranted.

"No! No he's going to kill both of us."

"What? Why would he kill me?"

"You didn't stop me!" Misha pointed out.

"I tried to!"

"But you didn't!"

"What!" Macy was about to interject.

"What's going on over here?" Bakura demanded.

"Uh… nothing." Misha smiled as she pushed the fragments under a nearby rug with her foot.

"What's going on back here? Are you two being naughty girls and breaking Seto Kaiba's props?" Bakura smirked.

"Ah… no. What are you talking about Bakura?" Macy smiled.

"Oh you are. I must tell him then when he gets here." Bakura in turned smiled.

"NO! If you do we'll super glue a skirt on you and tell Ryo not to rip it off!" Macy threatened.

"Fine. By the way, Seto's limo has arrived." Bakura frowned and then turned away.

Both Macy and Misha nodded and tried to destroy the evidence.

Flashback ends

Misha awakens from her flashback, noticing that Tambre was staring at her questionably. "Oh, I'm sorry. I was just having a flashback," Misha smiled.

"Does that happen often?" Tambre wondered.

"Increasingly… today," Misha responded.

"Oh yes… I remember the crystal incident." Bakura smiled evilly.

"Just get on with the scene!" Misha commanded quickly.

Seto and Ryo head into the RV. The inside is decorated with all sorts of things relating to travel, dueling, and magic. They head to a small table and sit down on opposite sides. Seto takes out a deck of duel monster cards and sets them out on the table. "All right. First is the… House of Adhesive Tape?" Seto read the title.

"Uh… don't you mean a house with a picket fence?" Ryo reminded.

"No, the House of Adhesive Tape which represents the house with a picket fence!" Seto justified.

"Oh… all right." Ryo gulped. "That's my house."

"Yes and a weather vane of a running horse." Kaiba continued, reading off the Nightmare Horse card.

"That's our barn," Ryo indicated.

"Yes, yes you're very smart. Now I see… Dian Keto the Cure Master?" Seto paused after placing the card down on the table.

"You're supposed to describe Aunt Em!" Ryo reminded again.

"Just let me tell the fortune or do you want to read the cards yourself?" Seto shouted.

"No… no, go on."

"I see a woman; she's wearing a polka dot dress. Her face is care worn." Seto continued.

"That's Aunt Em." Ryo identified.

"Her name is Emily, don't you know your own Aunt?" Seto scorned.

"Um… I knew that. What's she doing?"

"She's crying."

"Crying? Why?" Ryo wondered.

"She's depressed that a certain spoiled brat decided to run away," Seto replied bluntly.

"Spoiled brat! Are you certain you're not confusing me with yourself?"

Seto's eyes flashed. He slapped the next card on the table. "She's putting her hand to her heart and falling on her bed! You're killing her with your stupidity!" The card read: Call of the Haunted. "Get out of my RV before I call security!"

"But I have one question more."

"What?"

"What's with the hot air balloon behind the RV?" Ryo asked.

"GET OUT!" Seto roared.

Squeaking in surprise, Ryo snagged his suitcase and ran out of the RV as fast as he could. Seto watched him scurry away and then noticed that the special effects were kicking in for the storm. "Hm… hope the storm gets him."