Samantha and Ed woke up at about the same time.

"Morning," said Samantha, stretching and standing up.

"Morning," said Ed groggily. "They're still asleep," said Ed, motioning to Lexi and Al. Samantha nodded.

"Let's get some food." Said Ed, pulling her out of the room and towards the mess hall. As soon as they entered the mess hall there were immediate calls from one of the tables.

"Ed!" Yelled Furey from his spot at the table. Ed gave a halfhearted wave and led Samantha to the food. They piled their plates high and joined Mustang and subordinates at the table. Mustang's food dropped from his fork as he saw Samantha.

"Edward. A female was in your room last night? I think its time we had a little chat..." Samantha and Ed blushed furiously.

"Colonel Sir, I didn't sleep with Ed if that's what you think." Said Samantha, putting eggs in her mouth.

"Then why are you wearing his boxers?" Asked Havoc.

"My clothes were wet."

"And why were they wet?" Asked Breda, looking into her eyes.

"It was raining. If you got your head out of yourass you would have been able to see that."

There were several OOOs from the group and Havoc's comments about Breda getting told by a girl.

"Well then Edward if you didn't sleep with her then why is she here?" Asked Roy, laughing slightly.

"Umm…" "OHHH The shrimp has a girlfriend!" Said Havoc with a slight smile.

"I just qualified my National Alchemist test. I was waiting to be placed in the military." All jaws dropped at the table.

"Ya Colonel Jackass," said Ed, sticking his tongue out. "What she said! She's not my girlfriend so HA!"

"But she was in your room!" Said Havoc with a twinge of jealousy.

"That's farther then I've ever gotten a girl!"

"Maybe that's because you're a pervert!"Retorted Samantha shoveling more food into her mouth.

"If you need work you can work as a subordinate of Colonel Mustang." Said Hawkeye, sitting down next to the Colonel.

"Thanks, but I'll wait to be officially placed before I make any real choices." Said Samantha, looking nervously at Ed.

"Morning." Said Lexi as she walked in and sat down with Al close to Edward.

"ANOTHER ONE!" Exclaimed Havoc, his face growing red with jealousy.

"Al," said Roy with a meaningful glance from Hawkeye. "I think it might be time that we had….that talk."

All his subordinates held back laughs.

"Don't worry Mr. Mustang, brother told me all about it."

All eyes turned to Ed, who immediately busied himself with his food.

"And where did you learn this information Edward?" Asked Roy, enjoying his embarrassment. Ed mumbled incoherently.

"What was that?" Asked Havoc, smiling as he lit a cigarette.

"Umm, I learned from someone." Riza shot him a threatening glance and pulled out her gun.

"Edward Elric. Where did you learn this information?" Ed grinned sheepishly.

"Oh my..." Said Furey his face going pale. "The Full Metal Alchemist went to a prostitute!"

"Oh dear," said Lexi, grabbing some of Samantha's food. "What kind of world have I landed myself in?"

A/N I had fun with this chapter. Al and Lexi should have been here more. Oh well, hope you liked it!

C0me as y0u are- Hope it was long enough for your liking!

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And the pets- I updated, and your right, its not that Marysue ish