Disclaimer: Still don't own any of this. Not even our own souls. Isn't that creepy. Man, I just wrote something sad for fictionpress and now I'm back to silly. Multitasking! Whoo hoo! Check out my vamp story on fictionpress under the pen name: Crazy Bowie Girl. Please R&R and thank you to those that already have.
"Macy… Macy… Macy… this is your wake up call. It's your get up noise," Misha beckoned in a singsong voice.
Macy tiredly, opened her eyes. "Huh? Wha…"
"Hello sleepy head." Misha greeted with a smile.
"Ow, my head! What happened?" She sat up, holding her aching head.
"You got high on sugar and I had to take drastic measures before you destroyed Kaiba's deck," Misha explained.
"You knocked me out?"
"Yeah."
"All right, where are we then?"
"We're in Munchkin Land now. Thanks to Yugi and his attempt to destroy me. Don't ask. Oh, by the way, I got someone to take over for you while you were out."
"You got Tambre to help out, didn't you?"
"Yeah, well, she has experience in this, hence 'Sleeping Tea' and someone has to keep the minimal sanity in this place," Misha defended.
"True. How's Kaiba?" Macy changed the subject.
"Fortunately, you missed his deck after I knocked you out, but I don't think Seto likes you very much anymore. If he liked you at all that is," she explained.
"What? I was just going to make a blue eyes ultimate dragon card and some other pretty designs! Actually…. I have an idea!" Macy jumped out of bed and began to change back into her directors outfit.
"Oh no… Macy, what are you going to do?" Misha demanded.
"Heh heh heh, you'll see. Just get Kaiba when it's ready." Macy smiled evily.
"Oh great. All right, but it better have nothing to do with Kaiba's deck," Misha warns.
"Don't worry about a thing my friend." Macy rubbed her hands together and cackled a bit to herself.
"Tambre! Tambre!"
Tambre looked up from the cleaning she was doing. "What? What is it?"
"Come on!" Misha ran up, grabbed her arm and dragged her over to where they found Seto on the ground in a dead faint.
"What happened?" Tambre demanded.
"I just showed him this." Macy whips out a model of Domino City made out of Duel Monster cards. "I made it myself. Look, I even made a Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon."
"That's when Seto fainted," Misha added. "She showed it to him, made him believe that she had butchered his deck and then he was out."
"Oh great, Mokuba, hurry up and wake your brother!" Tambre commanded.
"Okay!" Mokuba scurries off.
"Though I have to admit, this is the first time I've ever seen Seto faint," Misha noted.
"Sheesh! Now that Macy's awake, I should go put caution signs everywhere."
"She'll eventually calm down, maybe."
"Will you two stop talking about me as though I'm not here!" Macy bellowed.
Mokuba reentered carrying a large bowl of ice water. Tambre, Macy and Misha watched in amusement as he dumps the entire bowl over Seto's head.
Seto leaped to his feet. "Where's Macy!"
Tambre, Misha and Mokuba step aside so that Macy is completely visible.
"Guys! Help me out!" Macy panicked.
"I don't want to deal with Kaiba in this mood," Tambre objected.
"You tricked him into thinking you butchered his deck in the first place so he's going to kill you!" Misha added.
"No, he's going to kill both of us! You didn't stop me!"
"All right!" Seto interrupted the coming argument. "If that wasn't my deck then where is it?"
"It's still in your trench coat of gravity defying-ness. I never took it out," Macy replied.
"Fine, I'm leaving then. Finish this stupid movie on your own." Seto turns on his heel to storm away.
"Wait! You can't go! The movie isn't over yet!" Misha cries.
"There goes our budget." Tambre puts a hand to her forehead.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Both Macy and Misha cry as they throw themselves onto Seto's legs. "You can't go!"
Seto shouts at them in argument over their shouting while trying, desperately to get to the door with the two directors clinging onto his legs.
"I'd better shoot the next scene while Kaiba is still here," Tambre considers.
"There won't be enough time. He's almost out the door," Mokuba points out.
"It's okay, Mokuba. The fangirls hotwired your limo and drove it to the other side of the building, and considering how slow your brother is going, it will take hours to get to it."
"All right, let's go shoot Munchkin Land!" Mokuba declares.
"Ready, set, ACTION!"
Bakura, cautiously opens the door after the house had landed. As soon as it was opened just a crack, Bakura is blinded by the sudden colorful-ness of Munchkin Land. He falls back in agony. "My eyes! It burns! The color burns!"
Mokuba runs in, gives Bakura some nifty sunglasses and runs back. Bakura carefully comes out of the house and notices all the little houses, pretty flowers and trickling streams. As he walks around exploring the area, he doesn't notice that he's being watched.
"I don't think I am in Domino City anymore. AH! I'm in the abyss! All ready the dark one is torturing me with sappy-ness!" Bakura panics.
The munchkin Mokubas, Yugis and Rebeccas giggle in response.
Bakura nearly jumps out of his skin. "Ah! For the love of Ra! What was that!"
Mokuba then kicks up the special effects and a big, pink, bubble starts drifting on to the set. Whirling to face it, Bakura's millennium ring glows warningly. "What do you want pink bubble… thing!"
The bubble pops and Serenity appears in front of Bakura in a sparkling pink gown complete with a fuzzy wand and wearing a large, gold crown. It would only be fair to also mention that the skirt of her dress could host a circus in it.
"Oh, it's just you." Bakura relaxed. "How did you get here? Do you posses one of the seven millennium items?"
"No. It's called special effects," Serenity replied in confusion.
"I've never heard of special effects. How can I obtain this amazing power?" Bakura demanded.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Bakura thinks to himself, She's protecting special effects by pretending she doesn't know what I'm talking about. He then states, "You're fake stupidity doesn't fool me little girl! If you don't hand special effect over. I'll just have to duel for them!"
"But neither of us have a duel disk," Serenity pointed out.
Tambre sighs and mutters, "She shouldn't have said that."
"Then I'll take them from you!" Bakura declares.
Bakura gets a frightening evil grin on his face and his millennium ring glows. Serenity screams and starts running around the set like a mad woman. Bakura chases after her. He takles Serenity, then Tambre tackles Bakura.
Joey sees Bakura attack his sister and jumps into the brawl. "I'll teach you to mess with my sister!"
Serenity somehow manages to escape the fight and watches them in horror while they continue the quarrel.
Meanwhile, Seto drags Misha and Macy all the way to the munchkin land set just in time to see the fight break out. "This is what you get for letting Tambre shoot the scene without you two," he remarked.
"I guess this proves it," Macy sighed.
"Proves what?" Misha wondered.
"That your cousin is just as insane as we are!"
"About time you figured that out! Are you going to stop them or not?" Seto demanded.
"You're not getting away that easy Kaiba! Misha, I'll guard him while you try to stop the fight," Macy assured.
Misha gets off of Seto and pulls Tambre out of the fight and they both work together to untangle Bakura and Joey. Once Joey and Bakura are untangled, Misha demands, "Who started this fight?"
"Let me explain," Tambre replies. "Bakura attacked Serenity, then I attacked Bakura, then Joey attacked both of us and Serenity escaped not getting beat up too bad."
Looking worried, tired and frustrated all at the same time, Misha speaks, "Ummm… right. Where's Tea and Marik?"
"Tea is crying in her dressing room and won't come out. Marik is… supposed to be her but he's not." Tambre replied.
Then Marik's voice spoke, seemingly out of no where, "We've been her the whole time! You idiots were too busy fighting to notice us!"
Joey notices Marik's head and Ishizu's feet sticking out from under the house. "Look guys! The house fell on both of the Ishtars."
"I'm glad one of you dopes noticed! Now, get me and my sister out of her!" Marik shouted.
The directors and Serenity help get Marik out from under the house.
"All right, lets get on with this, don't forget your lines, Marik." Misha states.
"What about my sister?"
"We'll get her later. Besides, the house is supposed to be on her." Tambre replied.
Marik scowled, "Fine. As soon as the scene is over we get her out."
"Great, ready, set, no more fighting or else, action!" Misha declared.
Marik, now dressed in witch costume, looks at the feet under the house. "Who killed my sister? Was it you!" He turned to Bakura.
"Yes, yes it was. What are you going to do about it?" Bakura replies.
"I'm going to banish you to the shadow realm!"
"Wait, Bakura is wearing the millennium necklace." Serenity interrupts.
"I'm not wearing any necklace."
Just then, Mokuba's hand pops out from underneath the house and hands the necklace to Serenity.
"What are you doing to my brother!" Seto bellows.
"Relax Kaiba, its not like the house fell on him… almost," Macy assures.
Serenity put the necklace around Bakura's neck. "As long as he wears the millennium necklace tightly, he will be protected."
Bakura stares greedily at the necklace, "Another millennium item. Now I only have five more to gain-Gasp!"
Serenity had pulled on the chain of the necklace, briefly choking Bakura.
"Serenity!"
Joey cheers, "Way to go Sis!"
"I think she's finally starting to get some guts," Tambre notes.
"I doubt it," Seto, as usual, scoffs.
"Who asked you!" Joey argued.
"No more fighting or I'll sic Tambre on you!" Misha threatened.
"What!" Tambre demanded.
"I thought you said no fighting. Though I doubt Tambre can do any real harm to me." Seto scoffed.
"I'll be quiet." Joey slinked away.
Continueing the scene, Marik declares, "I'll be back to avenge my sister, later, Bakura!" He cackles and then disappears in a cloud of red smoke. Although, we can still hear him coughing through the rest of the scene.
"Marik has the special effects power too! I must somehow gain this power!" Bakura is back at the special effects thing again.
"It's all right now, Munchkins, you can come out now. He's gone. Come out!" Serenity calls openly.
Un-expectantly, Yugi pops out from behind a bush behind Bakura. "Follow the yellow brick road."
"What's the meaning of this!" Bakura jumps away from the random, munchkin dressed, Yugi.
Another Yugi pops out form behind a water fountain. "Follow the yellow brick road."
"AHHHH! Yugi has the special effects power too?"
"Follow the yellow brick road."
"AHHHHH! How is he doing this!"
Mokuba pops out, "Follow the yellow brick road."
"He has the special effects power!"
Rebecca pops out. "Follow the yellow brick road."
"She has the special effects power! Everyone has it but me!"
All the munchkins pop out. "Follow the yellow brick road!"
"AHHHHHHHH! I'm surrounded by monsters of a different kind!" Bakura screams.
"Aw, aren't they cute." Serenity smiles.
"Do you think we should tell Bakura they're just holograms?" Misha asks her cousin and friend.
"No way, this is way too entertaining." Macy smiled.
"Wait, you mean there isn't a special effects power doing all this?" Tristan wonders.
"Of course not. You can just walk right through all these holograms. I'll show you with this ugly one of Yugi." Joey explains and then pushes over what he thought was a hologram.
"Ow! Joey! I'm real!" Yugi yelped.
"Oops, sorry."
Meanwhile, the munchkins scare Bakura onto the spiral part of the yellow brick road. Three Rebecca munchkins dressed in ballet suits do a dance in front of Serenity and Bakura.
"Now I know I'm in the abyss," Bakura shuttered.
"Oh, they're so cute!" Serenity continues to praise.
When the Rebecca's fall back in the crowd, three Mokubas holding lollypops do a dance.
"When will this madness end? I can't take much more!" Bakura wails.
"He's even cuter than Rebecca!" Once again Serenity ignores Bakura.
Several of the Rebecca munchkins glare at Serenity. Serenity tries to take a lollypop from one of the Mokubas. He forcefully, pulls it away from her. "Rebecca was cuter," Serenity frowns.
"Mokuba! I said no more sugar!" Seto called from the producer chair. "Wait, if he's right there then who's working the computers?"
"Where's Macy?" Misha notices that she is gone.
"Oops, sorry Big Brother. I got distracted when I saw the candy." Mokuba smiles.
Kaiba jumps from his chair and rushes to the computer room and a argument could be heard between him and Macy.
"How do I get out of this place! I'm surrounded!" Bakura cries from the set.
"The only way home is to see the CEO of Oz." Serenity replies, continuing on with the scene.
"Fine, where is this CEO?" Bakura demands.
"Just follow the yellow brick road."
"Not that again!"
"The munchkins will help you. Good luck, Bakura." Serenity then disappears into another pink bubble and floats away.
"It's that special effects power again. How do I get this almighty power?" Bakura continues yet again to wonder.
A Yugi munchkin pops up, "To get to the CEO of Oz, follow the yellow brick road."
"Fine, as long as you leave me alone!" Bakura starts walking down the brick road from the wrong spot.
"No, you have to start from the center of the spiral!" A Rebecca munchkin objects.
"Why can't I start over here?" Bakura growls at the munchkin.
"Because it is just not done that way." Yugi munchkin explains.
"Whatever! Just shut up!" Bakura storms his way to the center of the spiral and starts walking.
The munchkins break out into song:
You're off to see the CEO! The wonderful (terrible from the Yugi and Rebecca munchkins) CEO of Oz….
Bakura screams and fleas down the yellow brick road like his life is in jeopardy. Eventually, the munchkins stop following and wave as Bakura vanishes off the Munchkin set.
"That was so funny!" Tambre rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.
"I can't wait to start shooting the scarecrow scene, get Joey ready so we can get going." Misha commands.
All right that's it for the long chapter. Next is the scarecrow scene and another song! Whoo hoo! Kaiba fan girls will want to read this next chapter, hint hint. Please R&R and I'll write more.