I got a review so you know what that means… yes! Another update! Bwa ha ha ha! Thanks to those who R&R. I'm glad we've served you well so far. Kaiba girl fans get ready for you're either going to laugh you heads off… or you're going to hate my guts. R&R all the same though. Thanks.

"All right, everyone get in place for the scarecrow scene. We'll start in five minutes!" Macy declared to the cast.

The cast scrambles to get to their places.

"It doesn't surprise me that you were chosen to be the scarecrow, Joey," Tristan remarked.

"Why's that Tristan?" Joey wondered.

"You really don't have a brain," Tristan pointed out.

"Wha! Of course I have a brain, stupid!" Joey defended.

"Really? Let's check." Tristan whips out a chainsaw out of nowhere and turns it on. Joey runs like heck with Tristan close behind.

Misha looks up and notices the psychos and frowns. "Uh, guys don't look now but I think we're going to need a new scarecrow."

"Who are we going to get on such late notice?" Tambre wonders.

Kaiba finally comes out of the computer room and grabs his suitcase. "Now I'm leaving, come on, Mokuba."

"I think we know who we can get." Macy grinned.

Kaiba stops and notices the expressions on the director's faces. "Stop looking at me like that!"

"Kaiba, do you think you could…"

"No."

"It won't hurt."

"No!"

"It wont' take too long."

"NO!"

"Grab him!"

"NO!"

20 minutes later

Kaiba is tied to the scarecrow pole in the scarecrow costume, shouting treats in a constant stream. "You won't get away with this! I'll sue all of you for this!"

"Take a breather! It's going to be pretty hard to sue anybody while you're tied up there." Misha remarks.

"Did someone say something!" Macy shouted, "I can't hear over his bellowing!"

"Make it stop! You got to make it stop!" Misha wailed, covering her ears.

"I'll handle this!" Tambre disappears and then comes back with a roll of duct tape. She cuts a long piece. "Kaiba, hold still."

"Wait, stop!" Kaiba flailed about as much as he could. "Don't you da—

Misha sighed, "Peace and quiet, finally."

"Now all we need is Bakura," Macy pointed out, looking at the script.

Bakura, as if on queue, runs up the yellow path. His face is as white as his hair and covered with sweat. "Finally! I've escaped the dreaded munchkins with their special effects powers! Now, where is that idiot scarecrow so I can….What the-Kaiba!"

Kaiba glared at Bakura as though he were saying, "Don't ask".

"I would have thought you of all people could defend yourself against three, silly, teenage girls," Bakura remarks.

Kaiba glares at Tambre.

"Whoa… if looks could kill, you'd be dead, Tambre." Misha shuttered.

"Why is he looking at me like that? I'm getting chills!"

"Your chills must be ten times worse than mine. He's not even looking at me," Macy shuttered.

"You know, you were the most forceful one who tied him up and you put duct tape on him," Misha pointed out.

"I don't know. Macy was being forceful too!" Tambre defended.

"Not as forceful as you!" Macy pointed out.

"Well, it doesn't matter, because when he escapes, he's going to kill all of us!" Tambre ranted.

"No… I think he's just going to kill you." Misha noted.

"That would shorten the movie. Kaiba, do you want some help untying those ropes?" Bakura implied.

"No! He needs to sing the song first!" Tambre objects.

Bakura grinned his ever so famous, evil grin. "In that case, why don't I help you with that duct tape?"

Kaiba panics and struggles worse than ever to break free.

The directors turn their heads and cover their eyes. First, they heard a loud RIP! Then they heard a lot of screaming.

Looking at the tape, Bakura remarks, "This must be new roll of duct tape. It has a layer of skin stuck on it."

Mokuba jumps out of nowhere and tackles Bakura.

"AH! Not another munchkin!"

"How dare you do that to my big brother!" Mokuba screams.

Misha turned to Tambre in surprise, "You used a new roll of duct tape! That's cruel and unusual punishment!"

"I didn't know it was new! Mokuba gave it to me!" Tambre defended.

"Mokuba, how could you?" Kaiba rants.

Mokuba, still trying to beat the crap out of Bakura, replies, "She didn't tell me what she would use it for."

"Oh well, now that Kaiba can talk, lets hear him sing the scarecrow song," Macy sighed.

"Who put lipstick on him?" Misha points

"It's not lipstick. Its blood, you idiot!" Kaiba bellows.

Everyone's eyes widen.

"Tambre, I think you should go lock yourself in the closet with Pegasus just in case Kaiba escapes," Misha recommends to her cousin.

"Okay!" Tambre squeaks and fleas the set.

"Break for first aid!" Misha declares.

"Okay!" Marik pops up with the gauze.

"Not you!"

Marik sulks away.

"Marik used up all the first aid stuff on Ryo," Macy informs.

"Break to go buy and perform first aid then!" Misha declares.

Directors' scurry off to the nearest store and Kaiba is still left on the pole and Mokuba is still trying to beat Bakura to a pulp.

45 or so minutes later

"All right, first aid has been given to Kaiba and Bakura, now let's just get on with this so we have a minimal suffering as possible." Misha sighs.

"Okay, Kaiba, time to sing the song," Macy grins.

"No way!" Kaiba objects instantly.

Just then, a girl with red hair manages to get in, despite the fan girls outside. She walks up to the directors carrying a flag with a chibi Duke on it. "Hey! Macy, Misha!" She grins.

"Who are you?" Misha asks.

"I'm Xera." Xera smiles.

"So that's what you look like in anime style... real life... sort of thing..." Misha realizes.

"What are you doing here?" Macy inquires.

"I'm part of the Duke Fangirl club." Xera smiles.

"Where's the rest of them?" Misha wonders.

"I'm working on that." Xera mutters.

"Finally, someone who is not a Kaiba fan girl and will not try to steal my coat, unlike SOME people." Seto states and glares at Misha.

"Heh heh heh, it's a pretty coat." Misha blushes.

"I might like Duke more, but I like that coat just as much as any OTHER Kaiba fan..." Xera grinned.

"Wonderful, there goes more sanity." Seto mutters and walks away.

"Fine, heck with you then Seto!" Misha glomps Bakura. "BAKURA!"

"AH! For the love of Ra! Get off me you psycho, devil child!" Bakura tries to pry off Misha.

"Bakura!" Xera grinned and glomped him as well, then got off when she saw Duke. "DUUUUUUKE!" She glomps him.

"YAY! A fangirl!" Duke hugs Xera in return. No one else objects but Xera gets quite a few sickened stares.

Xera looked back at everyone and sweat dropped. "What? I like his hair!"

"See! I told you guys that chicks dig me for my pretty dice and hair!" Duke states.

"Yeah, yeah, you were right, we were wrong." Macy replies sarcastically. She then runs and glomps Seto. "KAIBA!"

"AH! Get off of me or I'll take away the budget!" Seto threatens.

"He's got us on that one Macy." Misha calls while hanging on Bakura until she becomes distracted by Marik. "MARIK!" Glomps Marik.

Xera giggled as she watched everyone. "You poor guys, getting glomped by a couple of obsessed girls."

"I'm not objecting." Duke grins.

"You know, we'll never get the movie done at this rate." Yugi states.

"Yugi actually has a point, for once." Macy remarks, getting off of Seto.

"So where are we at? I hear Seto's being turned into the scarecrow!" She giggled hysterically.

"He already was actually. We were just trying to get him to sing." Misha replies.

"And Tambre, Misha's cousin, has fled the scene in fear of her life." Macy adds.

"Duct tape incident." Misha also adds.

Yugi bursts into hysterical laughter.

Xera blinked, then laughed. "Kaiba... singing.. Man, that'll be great to hear!"

"Not going to happen." Seto objects.

"If you don't then I'll sic Tambre on you." Misha threatens.

"I hate you two." Seto glares.

"We know." Both Misha and Macy nod.

Xera chuckled. "You certainly torture Seto to the best of your ability. At least I don't torture the character I obsess over..."

"Just because we put him in a fairy costume." Misha states.

"And trick him into thinking we cut up his deck." Macy adds.

"Make him the scarecrow." Misha continues.

Tristan is still chasing Joey with the chain saw from behind the directors.

"And have him sing." Macy also continues.

"Does not truly qualify as torture." Misha stated.

Xera burst into giggles. "Jeez! That's.. that's great!" She then stopped and blinked. "Why is Joey chasing Tristan around with a chainsaw?"

"Because Tristan told Joey he was perfect for the role as scarecrow because he really did not have a brain. Joey objects and tells Tristan that he does have a brain so Tristan says 'let's find out' and... well... you get the picture." Macy explains.

"Joey was our original casting for the scarecrow." Misha adds.

"Fits for him..." Xera chuckled. "Sometimes even I wonder if he has a brain.. Tristan has a point..."

"Yeah, but Seto was the first one Tambre and I saw so we grabbed him and now he has to sing." Misha faces Seto again with a wide grin on her face.

"The lyrics are far from creative." Seto objects.

"Then make up your own. Make sure it rhymes." Macy states.

"I'd rather loose to Yugi." Seto mutters.

"Ick.. have Seto make up the lyrics? That's a recipe for disaster..."

"Seto is smarter than all the rest of the cast of the show." Macy states.

"HEY! What about my death threatening way of trying to beat Yugi! Kaiba plays fair and square! I get dirty!" Marik objects.

"Okay, aside from Marik." Macy corrects herself.

"I helped!" Bakura adds.

"And Bakura... so I don't think there will be an issue." Macy glares at anyone else, daring them to object.

Xera shrugs. "Yeah.. Kaiba, Bakura and Marik are just soooooo smart." She rolled her eyes. "Bakura maybe... Marik.. maybe..."

"You didn't see those episodes did you?" Misha inquires.

"No.." Xera sweat dropped.

"Well, Marik had Joey and Yugi chained to an anchor that would fall in an hour dragging them both into the ocean. The only way they would get out is if one of them one and unlock themselves from the chain in thirty seconds. Joey was under Marik's control of the millennium rod and Kaiba couldn't stop the duel because if he tried, then Tea, who was strapped to a chair, would have a crate dropped on her that would kill her. So... death was involved in the whole thing." Misha explains.

"Ahh.. so they do have brains after all." She chuckled. "Wait.. Kaiba actually being nice? What a concept!"

"Kaiba and TEeea sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"SHUT UP!" Seto bellows.

"Actually, it would have looked bad for someone to die during his dueling tournament that he sponsored." Macy corrected.

Xera chuckled. "Either way." She shrugged and pulled out a box of pocky and started munching on it.

"Now, Ryo dueled against Yugi under Bakura's control after deliberately hurting himself to help Marik with his plot. Yugi whips out his Egyptian god card and Bakura releases Ryo, who doesn't know what happened to him and finds himself hurt and ill, therefore, forcing Yugi to choose between his friend or winning the duel." Misha adds.

"Well, he probably chose his friends, cuz Yugi's cool like that." Xera chuckled.

"Yeah, he was about to, then Bakura took over Ryo again because he was afraid that Yugi would rather win the duel because the world was at stake if he didn't win." Macy also explained.

Xera blinked. "Ook.. weirdness. Heh.. I feel like a dork having to listen to you talk about the episodes..." She rubbed the back of her neck.

"They are on DVD." Misha smiles, holding up one of her DVD's.

"Cool beans! Now if only I had the money for it.."

"This cost me 10 bucks at Target." Misha informed.

Xera shrugged. "I'll buy them eventually."

"Or you can borrow mine." Misha suggested.

"Ooo.. That could be fun." Xera grinned, then looked at Duke. "You're being awfully quiet." She poked him in the arm. "Did I break him?" She chuckled.

"He's usually that way cause he's a minor character." Macy states.

"I'm just enjoying the glomping." Duke sighed.

"That's creepy even for me!" Marik cries and runs away to wash his eyes.

Seto's eye twitches.

Xera blinked. "Um.. ok." She stepped away from him a moment.

"Okay, now that we're past the creepiness, now Seto can sing us a little song." Misha grinned.

Xera grinned and clapped her hands. "Yes! Let's hear it, Seto!"

Seto groans.

"I'll give you cookie." Macy offers.

"That only works on Mokuba!"

"Sweet!" Mokuba swipes the cookie and runs off.

Xera yelped as Mokuba ran past her. "Does he do that often?"

"Only in our fanfics." Macy replies.

"Remember Tambre, Seto?" Misha threatens in a sing song voice.

"All right! All right! I'll sing!" Seto surrenders.

"Whoa! That changed his mind quick.. What did Tambre DO?"

"Duct taped his mouth and it was torn off by Bakura. And did the most force tying of him onto the scarecrow pole." Marik explains.

"Ow."

Macy pulls up a chair for Xera. "Sit down with us."

Xera grinned. "Soitenly!" She then sat down. She couldn't wait to see Kaiba sing!

Misha sits down. "Queue the music!"

Music plays and Seto has to improf cause he didn't have to memorize that part of the script. He groans and then sings:

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with my cards

Consultin' with myself…

Macy joins in:

Then he'd give a cackle. Oh so sexy Seto!

Seto glares:

If only YOU had a brain.

I would gather every rare card, for my selfish reasons

"But I have more!" Pegasus breaks in.

"AH! Who let him out of the closet!" Misha jumps from her chair to force Pegasus back in.

Macy adds:

With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could beat little Yugi

If you only had a brain.

Seto twitches but wants to get things over with and continues:

Oh, I could tell you why this movie's going to fail.

Because you waste my money on idiotic things.

Macy sang:

Then why did you, even agree?

Seto scowls and then retorts in song:

Cause' that idiot of a director, forced me in a… dress-er?

"You are really weird."

"I'll defeat you in a duel!"

"I'd like to see you try!"

"If only you two had brains," Bakura finished with a groan.

Xera was laughing hysterically. Misha sighs after returning from shoving Pegasus back in the closet. "Oh great, I missed the rest didn't I?"

"I'm not going to sing it again and I don't care if you do sick Tambre on me!" Seto storms off the set to change.

"Oh kay… not a happy producer." Macy mutters.

"That was great! What's next?" Xera asked, excitedly.

"Next, we get Tristan away from Joey so we can go on to the Tin man. Duke, that's you so get in costume." Misha replies.

"Sweet!" Xera grins.