Chapter Fourteen
DODGEBALL!
Author's Note: HEH, I am evil. A little humor for anyone who's ever seen Dodgeball >:) More is coming, I need some reviews though-I rely on your suggestions :) Thanks to my wonderful readers!
Disclaimer: If I owned Stargate, well, it'd be a whole lot different then it is during this season.
Spoilers: S7 Fragile Balance
GYM CLASS-MORNING: SAM, JACK, AND TEAL'C
It was gym class. It just so happened that Teal'c, Jack, and Sam's schedules merged for this class period. The majority of the students were sitting along the sidelines of the gym in their black and red uniforms waiting for class to start. Jack and Teal'c were both discussing sports, and Jack was trying to explain the importance ice hockey played in American history. So far, he wasn't doing too well. When the class was joined with the other students, the teacher announced they would be playing…dodgeball. :)
When everyone was split up into teams, they filed along the edges of the gym, eyeing the deadly dodgeballs in the center of the gym. All was tense, and then the whistle blew. A mad pack of determined players sprinted to get to the balls first while other players stayed back to catch incoming ones. It wasn't surprising that Sam and Teal'c were the first ones to the balls. They were on the same team along with Jack. Both of them grabbed the ball, swiftly aimed (shooting targets with guns for years had helped), and simultaneously hit two opponents. Jack was expertly grabbing incoming balls, and outing the other players at a considerable pace.
"Murray, gimme the ball!" Jack whispered urgently. He really wanted to throw one of them.
"No, O'Neill. I picked it up first." the man replied. At that moment though, Jack grabbed the ball out of his teammates hands. Nobody messed with Teal'c and got away though, so when O'Neill pulled his arm back to hurl the ball, the object was snatched out of his hands.
Sam saw Jack competing to get another one of the flying objects out of the hands of her alien friend. She rushed over, and whispered demandingly into her CO's ear.
"SIR, PLEASE do not make a scene."
"Carter, you can't tell me what to do!" he retorted smugly. She knew the General would agree with her, and she decided to risk court martial. Wait, technically she wasn't an officer when it came to being at the school though because the General had secretly shared this order with her. Hah! She could get away with this.
"THAT'S AN ORDER." she whispered a little bit too loudly directly into Jack's ear. A moment after that though, he was pegged with a ball. Teal'c and Carter were the only two players left on the team. With a reproachful glance, Jack stormed off to the corner of the gym. It was a little odd to see the spunky blond girl working seamlessly with the overpowering black man. They worked great together. Their team eventually won. Sam gave Teal'c a high five, and then ran off to the locker room. Jack had already finished by the time Teal'c got to the boy's locker room. He simply couldn't wait to see how Jack would deal with this anger the rest of the day, he thought sarcastically as he was not an openly sarcastic person. He joined Carter in the hall, and walked with her to their next classes.