Ok, This is so totally NOT serious, but so totally crazy. Please do enjoy the out of character-ness and poor spelling. Thanks.
"SORRAAA!" A strange but familiar male voice called cheerily.
"Hm?" The brown porcupine-haired boy stuck his head out from under the car, pushing himself fully out to look up at a certain blue-haired crony of his. "Riku..?I…Haven't Seen you in…forever.."
Riku smirked and hauled the boy to his feet, pulling him into his arms and pressing his lips harshly against Sora's. Sora, utterly taken by surprise (who knew?), Shoved Riku away bursting out, "I'M MARRIED AND HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS!"
"I know.." Came his curt reply as Riku smiled devilishly, taking a step towards him. "Saw them in the front yard. Cute. I actually just slaughtered them..Yum. You know, humans taste better when their alive and you slit their throats." ….What the Fuck has happened to Riku? A bloodthirsty Motherfucker.
Sora's eyes, by this point, were round and huge popping out of his skull nearly as Riku again proceeded to pushing him against the car and running a hand up his sweaty work shirt with the words: "Fuck Women, Beer Is Better to Fuck" on it. As his hands ran over the boy's chest his lips locked around his neck, sucking lovingly until Sora brought a hand up and poked Riku's nose making a small 'boop' noise.
"AH!" Riku fell back, blood covering his face from the fatal blow he had just received. Soon, he was thrashing around in pain as Sora assaulted him with even more deadly pokes to the side or legs.
Then, By chance, Kairi bursts through the garage door, prancing around, "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Who's the leader of the pack that's made for you and me?" But upon seeing the fierce battle that ensued before her she pulled out a paupu fruit and threw it at them feeling that would solve all their problems.
BUT! IT DIDN'T!
DUN
DUN
DUN!
Totally unexpected! It turns out, Donald, who was Sora's Wife, came back to life and came to save them all, but since he sucks and all he does is jump around in circles and quack and heal you and act fucking annoying he was of no use! "I DARE YOU TO COME NEAR ME!" he screamed triumphantly at Riku who now couldn't give a fuck about the duck.
Sora was actually handling himself pretty well, those lessons with the potty paid off! He was lucky Donald was so eager to stand up and control his pee stream for him that first time. Ironically, Riku was wearing a shirt that said: "I stop for Ducks and Sora". So, he did just that, his pain cycle stopping momentarily as Sora dropped his pants and-
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