Morals! Yu-Gi-Oh style!
Marik & Yugi
"Doesn't that ham sandwich look good?" said Yugi. "Yeah it dose," said Marik, "You wanna share it with me?"
"No," said Yugi. "Why don't you eat the whole thing and I'll get some later." As Marik ate the ham sandwich, he began to feel sick and fell sideways.
"I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE!" Marik screamed. "Oh, don't worry," Yugi said. "Poisondoes that to you." Yugi grinned evilly. (Scary! O.O)
The moral of this fable is: even the kindest can
be the evilest.
Mai & Joey
"Oh you look so beautiful today," Joey said. "Why thank you," said Mai. "I knew a new scarf would make me look different." "Well," said Joey. "Your eyes are like stars and your lips are so luscious." Mai felt so beautiful she gave him $400.
"Thank you for the compliments," said Mai. "So, when are we getting married again?" "Love ya! I'll see you next week!" Joey said as he ran out of the house.
The moral of this fable is: why marry the girl
when the money for free!
Dark Magician & Dark Magician Girl
"I hate being stuck in this card!" Whined the Dark Magician Girl. "I'm gonna jump down!" "Yeah! Me too!" replied the Dark Magician. "I hate it when our master, Yami, just leaves us lying around!" "Let's try to land on the pile of covers, okay?" said the DMG. Both the DM and the DMG came out of their cards and were no bigger than an action figure.
Both of them jumped down and landed in a plastic bag filled with papers. Just then Yami's aibou, Yugi, came into the room and saw the garbage he was suppose to throw away, and the DM and the DMG were gonna be thrown out. "Why didn't you tell me there was a trash can on the floor!" yelled the DMG.
"Hey!" responded the DM. "The darkness of the Shadow Realm made my vision so bad, I see that well anymore!"
The moral of this fable is: check before you jump,
the other guy might not see that well.
Ryou & Malik
"Hey Malik, what are you buying?" asked Ryou to Malik in the supermarket. "Just stuff for dinner tonight," said Malik, "Are you coming over like you promised?" "Of course," said Ryou, "That's what friends are for."
Suddenly a pile of cans fall right on top of Ryou as he screamed for help. "HELP ME! GET THIS HEAVY LOAD OFF ME!" Ryou screamed in pain. "Sorry buddy," said Malik, "You're on your own."
The moral of this fable is: sometimes your friends will leave you
when you need them the most.
Bakura & Yami
"What are you doing?" asked Bakura as he walked by the Pharaoh, who was caring tons of food. "I'm preparing for winter." Said Yami, "You should too." "Yeah sure," said Bakura. "I'm not gonna waste my time on something stupid like that!" Just then, a cold wind came through and it started to snow really hard. "See you on Christmas!" said Yami as he ran into the house taking the load of food. "Great," said Bakura. "Now what do I do?"
The moral of this fable is: to always be prepared for anything,
even if it sounds dumb.
JB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAN I LOST MY MIND WHEN I DID THIS! RxR please!