CHAPTER 1: GOTTA GET SQUALL
Cloud sed to Barret that Squall was now gonn. Barret presumadelied that it was cus Squall was being an emo.
Cloud sed that it was cus he was being emo and that he was emo anymore so he didn't have to go to the emo place
with squall now.
"What happen to ded burd?" Barret sed this prevouslee.
"It turnd into Sephiorith and he didnt have any elixirs in my opinion so he left." Siad Cloud.
"WE GOTTA GET SPHITROTE AND 'N SHOW HIM WHO DA BOSS." Barret yelled anksiously.
Cloud turnd on his celphone and phoned Squaal at the emo place. The phoned stopped ringing but no one
said anything. Cloud said "hello" and then he herd Squall say whatever. He said that Squall must still be
and emo and said i don't want your halp until you stop being an emo or you can't help us he said.
Barret got the madder hes ever been and said we need to go get help from someone else so they did.
THe someone else was Vincent, Vincent said he nos a lot about wahts going on caus he spends a lot of time
by himself caus no one wants to hang around hinm.
Barret said "OMFG VINCENT IS EMO TO" Barret MIND BLOW"D VINCENT AND EMO WAS GONE.
Vincent sed thanks for cureing me but we need to help squall because he is still emo. Cloud agreed and
said that if barret could mind blow squall maybbe he wont be emo anymorfe. So cloud and barret and vincent
went to find squall at the emo place but they forgot tifa so they had to go back to the place where they were before
which was the hill over where Cloud said he was at the beginning.
Tifa didn't say anything and she just said "Cloud are you sure you arnt emo anymore" and he said yes. Tifa didn't
believe Cloud and said i don't want to be with you until you arent emo anymore so Cloud got mad and told her that
if she called him emo again he would slit his wrists. Barreet came to the realization that cloud was still an emo so
he MIND BLOW"D him and cloud was fiksed. Cloud said wow I can't blieve I was emo so for long i couldn't help
myself because someone made me listen to simplan plan a lot and it made me this way.
CHAPTER 2: THE EMO PLACE
Cloud Barret and Vincent left Tifa because she was still in the other place and went to see Squall again.
Cloud walked inito the room to see Squall singning HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME I MADE MY MISTAKE I
JUST WANNA SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME"
When he sanged it made cloud go emo again and he started signing with Squall and vincent started to cry on the
ground because he was emo to. Barret was by himself and he was like "I CAN'T STAND DIS JIBBA JABBA" and
he HAMMERBLOW"D the music box tht was playing squllas emo songs. A biRd then flu into the window and fell
on the grass outside and it turned into Sephiroth again like before. Sephiroth got up and said that his plan was to turn
everyone into emo by playing emo songs everywhere. Cloud said that that was the most disturbing thing anyone could
do and it was wors than when he tried to crash the rock into Midlegar. Sephiroth LOL'd Cloud and said that
with the power of emo music that anyone can turn into being an emo so he started signing FALL OUT BOY and
cloud said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Dark storm clouds appeard in the sky and emo kids started coming out of all the hols everywhere like the sewers
and the fire hydrants and vincent said that this was the end of the WROLD.
TO BE CONTINUED...