"What! Your sister is dating Harry Potter? COOL!"

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Disclaimer- I, xXxChantee-BabyxXx, do not own Harry Potter.

Author's Babble- Okay, This is my 2nd attempt to a fan fiction, and no flames please. Constructive Criticism would be greatly appreciated, and please review and tell me how I can improve my writing and if I could continue this story.

Story Line- This is after the HBP moment with Harry and Ginny and Ron sends letters is all of the Weasley brothers (except Percy, git). And each of The brothers decided to send letters to Harry, warning him, congratulating him, threatening to kill him, take away his manhood… the normal stuff. And Ginny and Hermione are not too happy about this letters, especially Ginny. But you have to look at the situation from there side of the story, how would you feeling if your only sister was snogging your (youngest brother's) best friend?

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Chapter 1

Of Fake Howlers and Plastics Sporks

A Gred and Forge Tale

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"Why are people staring at me?" asked a very annoyed Harry Potter, as he sat down in the Great Hall for breakfast.

"Huh? You just NOW noticed that. My God, Harry! People are always staring at you. Why should today be any different? You are 'The Chosen One' and 'The Boy Who Lived." Ginny replied sarcastically with a smirk.

"Oh, yeah. Sure, let's not forget Scarhead, Potty and 'The Boy who Scored'. All these names were so creatively made up by Draco Malfoy." Replied Harry, throwing a piece of toast at Ginny.

"You could have at least buttered it. Think about it, this is the way you treat me. I am your girlfriend after all!" Ginny remarked, taking a bite of the toast, that was so kindly offered to her. Harry smiled and kissed her gently and helped himself to some breakfast.

"Please, keep the mouth-to-mouth to a minimum. It's bad enough that my best friend and little sister are snogging mates, but please I don't want to witness it!" Ron said.

"Shut up, you prat! He's still sour about him and Lavender breaking up," Hermione said, whispering the last part to Harry and Ginny, whom, both laughed, "and about those gaping idiots, everybody is surprise that you and Ginny got together," she continued, answering Harry's question.

"Is it that hard to believe?" Harry asked, motioned for Ron to pass the coffee. Ron was still looking sulky after Hermione jibe about his last relationship with Lavender Brown, which crashed and burned just a few weeks back.

"Well, more girls are disappointed and angry because you and Ginny are now a couple, especially Romilda. Especially after her love potions failed," Hermione replied.

"WHAT! She did what!" Ginny screamed.

"Post here," Harry said, cutting Ginny off, not wanting her to lost her temper, which was not a very pleasant site to tell you the truth.

Suddenly total silence fell in the Great Hall; even the teachers looked up to see what is the cause of this act. And there it was. The Red Envelop of Doom (dun…dun…dunn). It was… a Howler.

"Wow! I wonder who's the unlucky sucker," Ron said in a would-be casual voice, but no one heard him. The owl landing gracefully in front of Harry, waiting to be relieved of the burden. Harry just sat there with his mouth open, he looked up to Ron to find that he was suddenly very interested in hiding beneath the newspapers, which was upside down and he forehead was red.

"Ron. By chance, should your brothers have something to do with sending Harry a Howler?" Hermione asked in a calm voice, well… compared to Ginny, Hermione was very calm.

"RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!" Ginny screamed, sounding strangely like Mrs. Weasley," I SWEAR ON MERLIN'S BEARD IF THAT LETTER IS FROM ONE OF OUR BROTHERS, I WILL CASTRATE YOU WITH A PLASTIC SPORK!" All the muggle-borns laughed, knowing exactly what a spork was, some boys looked sorry for Ron. Ginny grabbed the paper away from Ron, who looked very red, for being called by his middle name and that treat about his manhood.

"Er- well. I may have written a letter to them last-night when you two left the common room," Ron choked out. During in which all this was happening, Harry was still holding the Howler, which began to smoke, and finally, opened it. There was a large boom. And…

"PUNKED!"

The letter burst into flames and a second owl flew down and dropped another letter. Harry opened it and read it loud enough for Hermione, Ginny and Ron to hear.

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"Hullo, oh great business partner, this is Gred. You are also 'The Boy Who Lived' 'The Chosen One' and, also the third bloke dating our sister, this is Forge. We received'ickle Ronnie' letter last night-" at this point, everybody's attention was drawn to Ginny, as she transfigured her spoon to a rather evil looking spork, and an evil look was in her eyes.

"I'll give to a 10 second head start because your Harry's best friend, not because you're my bother. Make use of it," she said, cracking her knuckles, "one."

"Wait! Ginny I can explain!"

"Two,"

"Well- no I can't,"

"Three,"

"Please Ginny. I'm your bother,"

"Four,"

"I'm screwed,"

"Five,"

"Ok, Harry, you and Hermione, I leave you all my 'valuable' possessions,"

"Six,"

"You're invited to my funeral"

"Seven,"

"Please come,"

"Eight,"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

"Nine,"

"I'll start running now," and he ran off.

"TEN!"

Ginny ran after him, with her spork at hand. The Hall exploded in laughter, as they enjoyed the show. Harry turned to Hermione and signed. He continued reading his letter,

"- and we wanna congratulate you. Now, don't get us wrong. We are angry, not to mention surprised that you snogged her in front of the entire house. Didn't know you had the balls. But maybe this letter would reach you in St. Mungo, Ron would not be too happy. Nah, Hermy would have stopped him with a nice snog, that would be more effective. It pretty obvious that the two of them like each other- yes brother-of-mine, but that topic is for another fanfiction, back to the point- maybe we can develop a sweet that will make you admitted who you fancy- Truthful Tarts- or- yes, moving away from Ron love life, or lack of, I should say. But it was a good idea, why didn't I think of that? Because I'm smarter and better looking. We look the same dumbass. We're twins, remember?

Oh…. Right. Harry, we know you for about six years, and we know that you're a good guy and kinda crazy. I mean, come on! How many people do you know that will GIVE us thousand Galleons? You're a decent guy and will never hurt Ginny, purposely that is. Yeah. And Dean was an unknown stranger to us, whose throat Ginny was sticking her tongue down (very disturbing mental picture). And who knows what else was down there, not to mention what other tongues. I remember the first time Ginny saw Harry in The Burrow, and she came down in her nightdress. She ran back upstairs, blushing her famous Weasley blush. Yeah! And the time she struck her elbow in the butter dish. Lol

Yeah. But the point is that Ginny is our youngest sister and we don't want her to get hurt. And she needs someone who is willing to stand up to her Weasley temper (you stand up to Vorldie so you may stand a chance). Her stubbornness. And most importantly her SIX oldest brothers! And Harry you need someone better than Cho Chang, who was a clingy bitch and was always crying a river. Just remember, when you and Ginny get married, we wanna be the first people to announce you as 'Mr. and Mrs. Harry Potter' and WWW would be a family business.

Best Regards!

Your Favourite Beaters.

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Both Harry and Hermione were red after reading the letter. They realized that everyone in the Hall were laughing their asses off. Harry saw that Ginny did not quite reach the castrating part. She was enjoying choking the life out of Ron. Before Harry and Hermione could have reach them, Dumbledore was already on the site.

"Miss Weasley, why are you choking your brother?" he asked, his eyes twinkling and smiling.

"Don't worry, sir. I'll stop when he passes out I will castrate with this Spork!" Ginny said, smiling. After this statement, Ron really did pass out. It was too much for Harry and Hermione, both collapsed on the ground laughing.

"Why do you wanna castrate your brothers?"

"Because he upset because Harry is my new boyfriend," she answered calmly, picking up her Spork. Dumbledore smiled, he were happy that Harry found someone strong and who would be willingly to stand up next to his during the war. 'Potters and there redheads,' he thought. He never told Harry this but during his life in Hogwarts every Potter he met always, in the end, married a redhead.

"Ginny, classes are about to start. Maybe to should leave this situation to be solved another time," Dumbledore used using his talent of making question sound like and order.

"Okay, sir! Enjoy your day!" she said walking off to the Gryffindor table for her bag, holding Harry's hand walking out of the Great Hall, with Hermione walking behind them, still chortling. Dumbledore chuckled, and floated Ron to the Hospital Wing.

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