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A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY…

Chapter one

Maybe because this story is short, and might bore non-empire lovers, this an action packed, full of thrills adventure and… I'm boring you aren't I? Not like the non-empire lovers I already bored to death on the first sentence. I'll just cut to the chase 'cause by now I probably killed a hobo. This all started out on Dagobah when Boba Fett was leading a group of commando storm troopers to search for Jedi presence there that Darth Vader sensed because the Death Star freakishly kept on orbiting Dagobah.

"I think this a waste of time," Boba said, and frankly, I have no clue why, because he was actually enjoying himself there. "Hey trooper, what are you doing?"

"Something I should've done years ago." said the storm trooper. He then took his rocket launcher and blew up the Slave 1.

"How dare you! Lord Vader will definitely hear about this." said the bounty hunter, and walked away, the other troops behind him.

But then, Yoda mysteriously appeared out of no where, hit Boba Fett with his walking stick, and hid again.

"That's the Jedi! Kill him!" He yelled. They were successful in killing Yoda, but unsuccessful with killing the storm trooper that got away.

Nobody saw that storm trooper again. Later that evening, the imperial troops that were on Dagobah returned to the Death Star and Boba "Tattled" on the trooper that escaped.

"It doesn't make any difference. We are about set out to the Hoth system and destroy the rebel base there. We don't even need storm troopers there," Vader said. "General Veers!' he said, turning away from the bounty hunter. "Prepare your men for the Hoth system. The end of the rebellion has come."

"Yes Lord Vader," said Veers. He turned to a commander next to him. "Well you heard him. Get my men ready for the Hoth system."

"Yes sir," said the commander. "Hey, shouldn't getting your men be your responsibility. I mean Lord Vader said---"

"Vader's not here!" yelled Veers. "Now go get my men!"

"Ok, ok!" the commander said, practically breaking the computer next to him. "Fool."

Meanwhile, Vader was talking to the emperor on a holo message.

"That boy who killed the first Death Star maybe the offspring of Anakin Skywalker." The emperor said.

"But that is impossible," said Vader. "He died years ago."

"I lied to you, Darth. When I told you you killed Padme, you really didn't. I did." the sith master said

"No," said Vader. "no, that cannot be true."

"It is, Darth, it is."

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Vader, and destroyed the holo message with his light saber.

"Is something wrong?" said a sand trooper, who seemed to come out of nowhere.

"No!" snapped Vader.

"Good," the trooper said. "We need you to get on board the star destroyer with the other troopers. They're about to set off for Hoth."

"Tell the others I'll be there." the lord said, and walked all the way to the hanger with his star destroyer in it, and looked out into space, looking at Hoth, wondering if the destruction of the Rebel Alliance will cheer him up.

Here it is so far. Vader got really mad at the emperor, if you didn't notice. Yoda is extinct, which I know will haunt me some time in my dreams, and the Rebel Alliance is about to be destroyed (NOT). And don't worry, for non-empire lovers that are reading this, the next chapter will have rebels in it, and maybe a clone or two, and maybe even an army of battle droids. So I hope I got you really revved up for the next chapter, right? I'm boring you again, aren't I?