What? Your sister is dating Harry Potter? COOL! Chapter 3: All's fair in love, war and revenge, a harry potter fanfic

"What! Your sister is dating Harry Potter? COOL!"

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Disclaimer – Please see Chapter 1 (Of Fake Howlers and Plastic Sporks)

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I know that Ginny normally keeps her cool withal her brothers when they are annoying her, but this time, it's just one time too many. So she is more than happy to seek revenge, against Ron. Mainly because it's his fault that all of the prats know about her relationship with Harry.

Important1, well, to me that is. I changed my name to xXxSilverDropletsxXx, but I would like another one and I need a new signature. So, who ever come up with the best signature, I will dedicate the next chapter to them. So, think, think, think!

Again, no flames please. . Constructive Criticism would be greatly appreciated, and please review and tell me how I can improve my writing and if I could continue this story. And this chapter may not be as good as the last two, but you guys would be the judges of that.

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Chapter Three

All fair in love, war and revenge!

Er- sorry, Ron?

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Tonight, well, it was night when I was writing this chapter, our story leads us to the Gryffindor common. Harry Potter and his faithful (and only) girlfriend, Ginny Weasley, are going to try and accomplish the unbelievable. Something that has never been tried before.

And tonight would go down in history books forever, I think.

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"Ginny?"

"Yeah?"

"How are we going to writing the letter, if you're sitting on me?"

"Do you have a problem with it?

"No,"

"So, what are you complaining about?"

"…"

"But, to answer your question, I can 'Accio' my bag with paper and I have a 'Quick Quote Quill.' But this one is different from the one Rita was using with you. These actually write what we say."

"Thank God,"

It is 3 o'clock in the morning, and Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are in the Gryffindor common room. Some may think that they were only there for a snogging session, but the true purpose was to write a letter to Bill, Charlie, Fred and George about Ron's so called 'love life.' Or as Fred, or is it George, said lack of. They were in the common room so late to get away from those meddling kids and their dumbass cats.

The snogging sessions were just an added bonus.

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'Why, hello! My favourite brothers, whom I love. And right now, I would love to castrate you with a plastic Spork! I know, for a fact, that it would affect you, because you all have girlfriends, and surly, like the horny young men you are always looking for nookie! Fortunately, for Ron, I did not reach the castrating part, but there is always next time! ('Mwhahahahaha!' Ginny jumps up for her comfortable seat, aka Harry's lap. Thunder rolls and lightning flashes in the background, and Harry hides behind the chair).

Note to self (and Weasley bothers) never, ever, ever, EVER, get Ginny mad with you. It's scary. VERY SCARY! It's Harry, by the way. But, Ginny and I are not writing so that Ginny could scare the living day lights out of you (and me) – Yes, I are writing dramatic pause to seek REVENGE! Mwhahahahahaha! (Thunder and lightning, again) wow! These special effects are really good! Er – yes. Back to the topic. It's common knowledge that Ron and Hermione like each other. Hell, even Draco Malfoy knows that.

There is even a bet going on in the Gryffindor house. The person who can guess when the two of them get together would get the pot – of 75 Galleons, 9 Sickles and 3 Knuts. I'm the keeper of the pot and the scorebook. I would be, most likely, the first person to know of Hermione and Ron get together.

You never told me that. You never asked. And you placed a rather large amount in the pot, Miss Weasley. Shut up! I'm not talking, I'm writing. But you have to talk so the Quill can write it down. '…' (10mins later)Oh, please talk, Harry. '…' I would not snog you for a week. WHAT! Seriously? No. I cannot do you. Thank God. Well. Fred and George, you guys are developing a new product called, 'Truthful Tarts' and would like to test them out on Ron and Hermione. Ron would be easy to fool. The boy would eat anything that you put in front of his. He's almost as bad as Crabbe and Goyle. But Hermione would be harder to fool, because she does not eat sweets. Her parents being dentists and all.

Mission name – Lady and the Tramp. Your name the mission after a Muggle cartoon? Yes. With the talking dogs? (A/N the dogs were talking, right? Because I cannot remember. It was a long time since the last time I saw the movie.)Yes, and? And – wait! Since when did you start watching muggle movies with talking dogs? Since my dad was introduced to a muggle BCR player - VCR player. Yeah. That. When I was 9 years old, and we started watching fims – films. Will you stop correcting my grammar? Will you stop being so grammar correctable! Correctable is not a word, smartass. Really? No, really! Bye! And I almost forgot. I wrote Mum a letter about how you guys are interfering with my 'love life'! So, guess what, you horny little maggots! You should be expect a lovely letter from our mother tomorrow! Bye guys! And Good Luck! 'Cause you'll need it.

Your favourite (only) sister and her boyfriend,

Ginny & Harry.

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William Arthur Weasley turned a ghostly pale, when he finished reading Ginny's letter. His mother's howlers were – well, let us say they were not very pleasant. He looked out of the window at the little speck that was the owl carrying a letter, which just ensured that he was in deep shit.

"Fuck,"

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"Good morning, everybody!" Ginny chirped, as she sat down next to Harry, kissing his on the lips. Mainly to annoy the hell out of Ron. Unfortunately, Ron was to busy savoring the poisonous, yet bitter taste of caffeine, in his coffee. Hermione, was also on the road to dead, was drinking large amount of the devil-send dark liquid. Ginny raised her eyebrow at Harry.

"They were studying in the library, and after they had prefect duties that night," Harry answered. Well, that was what he was told. He could not remember Ron and Hermione having prefect duties on a Saturday night. And since when did Ron study in the library? Willingly, that is.

"Oh, lookie! Post's here!" Ginny exclaimed, smirking. At that very, well, not very very second, but you know what I mean, they were all showered with feathers and, unfortunately, coffee. Lukewarm coffee.

"Bloody Bi - ," but after Ron could have finished his sentence, he caught site of the red envelope of doom! Dun dun dun duunn!

"Oh, shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit - " Until Hermione slapped him behind the head.

"Owwww! What was that for?" Then, he caught site of the Howler smoking. And he started all over again. But with some improvements, "Shit shit double shity shit!"

And then –

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"RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU! SINCE WHEN DO YOU BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER GOSSIPING WITH GINNY'S RELATIONSHIPS WITH HER BOYFRIENDS!

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO SUCH A THING! LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN AND LISTEN WELL. AND I DO NOT CARE HOW EMBARRASSED YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE TO DESERVE EVER BIT OF THIS!

IF I HEAR THAT YOU, OR ANY OF MY OTHER SON ARE INTERFERING WITH GINNY OR HARRY, I WILL, PERSONALLY ALLOW HER TO CASTRATE YOU WITH A PLASTIC SPORK! IN FRONT OF THE GREAT HALL! Oh, Ginny and Harry dear. Congratulations on your new relationship! sniff Young love."

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"Hey! How come she gave you a 'dear' and I just got an 'oh'? That's so unfair!" Ginny said breaking the silence among the four of them.

"Er – look Ginny! Dancing sporks!" Harry said, randomly.

"Really! Where?" Ginny said jumping up, and Ron ran out of the Great Hall, screaming like a little girl, "I WANT MY MUMMY!"

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I would your opinions if their should be a sequel. If you want one, it will be about what the Weasley adults think about the relationship and Fleur. Harry and Ginny broke up because of Harry's noble reason, and the Weasley brothers do something to help Harry and Ginny out of there depression.

Remember what I said about my new penname and signature!

And on last thing, check out my profile page. I fixed it up and it's looking good and please check out my C2, the ship are Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione, Lily and James and Remus and Tonks so far. I have to added some more.

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