What? Your sister is dating Harry Potter? COOL! Chapter 6: Operation Lady and the Tramp Steps 1&2, a harry potter fanfic

"What! Your sister is dating Harry Potter? COOL!"

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Disclaimer - See Chapter One (Of Fake Howlers and Plastic Sporks)

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Author's Babble – Hey! Well, I was not planning to write Bill howler, but since people kept on saying how they couldn't wait to read Bill's howler, I just had to write it! Hope you guys like it! I will can to thank WutevaChica, immortalwizardpirateelf-fan, Us Two Squibs, imkay92, hp-Lover-4-Ever, bluders-n-broomsticksticks, Mei fa-chan, Risifruttii, Bookworm-Air13, korrd, Usagi of Feudal Moon Era, bruisedpapaya, makotochi.

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I will like to dedicate this chapter to all the people who offered to by my BETA reader.

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Chapter 6.

Operation Lady and the Tramp. Steps 1&2

'To be or not to be. That is the question.'

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Bill Weasley was in the doghouse. Just thank God it was not literally; also that he did not have a dog. Yet, he always wanted a dog. A nice big brown one. This means a big doghouse. Maybe it would have space for the two of them if, God forbid, this happens again.

As you all would have remembered, (if you all are paying attention to my story) Bill received a howler from his so-called 'sweet-tempered' sister. 'Sweet tempered my ass,' Bill thought, 'and that owl Harry's got has a wicked timing. Just come flying in the bedroom, when I'm into some activities.' He muttered.

I mean, seriously. You're in the middle of…well, whatever, and an owl shows up. I mean do wanna find out how uncomfortable it is to have an owl spying on you when you're doing the nasty?

And Ginny's howler? Well…it was bad. But that is nothing compared to have an angry veela on your case, yelling at you about interfering with your sister's love life. Especially when you're kinda turned on from taking part in certain activities.

An angry, very naked veela? Damn! You got it bad! But, back to our tale.

To sum everything in a nutshell, Bill lost certain privileges in the bedroom, if you know what I mean, for interfering with 'Gee-ny and darling 'Arry.' 'Arry was a lucky bastard, having all the females of the family love him to bits.

But this howler and its timing was fucked up…

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WILLIAM ARTHUR WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU SAY, WELL, WRITE SUCH A THING ABOUT HARRY! YOU KNOWN HIM FOR ABOUT THREE YEARS AND ME FOR FIVE YEARS!

I THINK RON OR I WOULD HAVE NOTICED IF HARRY STARTED ACTING STRANGLY, JACKASS!

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M STILL WHOLE IF YOU'RE WONDERING! AND I HOPE FLUER'S THERE AND SHE'S HEARING THIS HOWLER, YOU GIT!

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It was a Friday afternoon when Harry and Ginny aka 'The Golden Couple' heard from the gits Ginny (unwillingly) calls brothers. Harry and Ginny were playing chess, like always, Harry was losing, and again Ron and Hermione had mysterious disappeared to 'prefect duties.'

'How many times can you have prefect duties in a week?' Harry wondered, as she watched Ginny. She looked up, leaned over the chessboard, and kissed his softly on the lips. As is when a barn owl appears with a letter.

The following letter consists of information about operation Lady and the Tramp, Steps1&2. As stated in the chapter's title.

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Hi, people! This is Gred. Sorry we can't have addressed the letters personally. Yeah. It just breaks my heart to see, well, I cannot see you, so I will have to image, that you guys have to share the same letter. Pity. Obviously, if that was Gred this is Forge. The better-looking twin! Hullo!

It was said before and it is being said again… we look the same, asshole. Blah, blah, blah! –Sign--Now, we forwarded the same letter to all of you. It's easily, especially if you have the whole lot of you to write to.

Anyhow, we're writing to tell, well…write to you that the Truthful Tracts are a success!

Yes, Gentlemen! And one lady. Our project was a breakthrough in the prankster society! We are going to receive a special trophy! And our names are going down in a special book and everything!

After weeks of hard work. And that is something that we normally try to avoid. After blowing up all kinds of stuff, the list is so long to write anyhow, and the nasty boils on my ass. We were able to make own greatest invention of Truthful Tracts. We also make some gum for gum also! (Thanks reverb22 for the idea!) Thanks to my brilliant thinking! Sure!

Now, we will be sending a package of the items when Harry and Ginny write back and tell us their plan. So, guys, don't't keep us waiting! Ya hear!

SO that means, instead of snogging each other senseless, you would be putting your heads together to come up with a plan. You guys can snog later. Stop encouraging them, you dummy! Wow! Dummy, that such a creative name! Fuck off. Now, now. Not in front of the children.

Bye! Laterz!

The Weasley Twins (we could not have thought of something better)

Gred&Forge

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"Well, it looks like we have some work to do," Ginny said. She pushed Harry up from his chair. A couple minutes later, they started the letter.

With some quick snogs in between

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"You know, this plan seems very simple," Ginny said frowning slightly up at her boyfriend as he tied the letter to the barn owl's leg. The owl had stayed to deliver the reply letter.

"I know. But the simplest things, can do the most damage," he replied, strolling towards the window, opening the window and sending the owl on it's wonderful journey of delivering a letter! WOW! That so cool! (Yawn)

"I guess you're right. The letter is gone now. You know what this means?" Ginny asked smirking.

"What?" Harry asked, playing dumb.

Ginny laughed and pulled Harry by his tie towards her, kissing him smack on the lips. Lucky fore them, it was a Friday night.

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This chapter maybe utter shit, if it is sorry. I'm kinda under some stress here. Family, school, midterm exams, things are in a mess. Sigh. But don't worry, by this time next week, things would be better! And you guys have a chance to be in my story…write some question Harry and Ginny can ask Hermione and Ron before that big question, and if there good, I will put them in the next chapter!

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