(A/N) Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllo!

So, err, yeah.

Check out Juvenile, that story kicks ass.

Anyways.

Disclaimer: Déjà vu. Whoa.

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Clank sat at a brown taking apart his video compartment where he stored all of the taped events.

"Ratchet, I still do not see the reason in this." He sighed hopelessly taking out the latest CD with his battles in them.

"Well." Ratchet began with a spark of hope. "If you captured me coming off from the battle, you didn't stop the recording. Right?" He said taking a CD and popping it in the player on his T.V.

"Yes." Clank said still puzzled by the lombax's plan.

"Then you video taped the part where I told the hooker to screw off right!"

"Yes, that would save you from being divorced maybe." Clank said seeing the bad. "But nevertheless you still had a prostitute in your room."

"But why would I pay for one and tell it to go away?" Ratchet asked.

"Good point, but this is Sasha knowing you had someone like that in your room, she probably won't take it so well."

"We can only hope for the best."

(Sasha's quarters, about 10 at night)

Sasha laid down on her bed and grabbed the pillow. She loved having Ratchet lay next to her and most often cuddle with her.

But what he did was wrong, she hates him, she loves him.

She couldn't take it.

She heard a soft tap on her door and wondered.

"Who is it?" She said unemotionally.

"Me." Ratchet said just hoping for permission to step three inches inside.

"Well, you had the nerve to comeback." She said getting the angry feeling again. "Got back to hell…" She trailed off mumbling a few very bad comments about Ratchet.

"Please, I have something that might make you happy." He said hoping still.

"Wanna make me happy?" She asked sarcastically. "The GO AWAY!" She said in a louder voice.

"Please, I have proof I didn't sleep with that hooker." He said crossing his fingers.

"Oh, I would love to see the cheap scam you pulled off to make it look different." She said opening the door.

Ratchet walked slowly through his old room, he scanned for the T.V. and put the small CD in.

He fast forwarded to the "Part".

At first the tall woman punced Ratchet pinning him to the bed with her arms. She began making out with Ratchet.

After his shirt hit the ground he shoved the girl off forcefully.

"I'm married and don't want anything to do with you." He said reaching for his shirt with his arm shaking.

"Come now, how would your bitch find out?"

"She isn't my bitch!" He yelled. "If anything I'm her bitch…" He trailed off, the Ratchet watching this video wished he had edited that part out.

Sasha gave him a glare it his comment.

"Okay come on sexy, she'll never know." The lombax said inching closer to Ratchet.

"Hey look, get out of my room!" Ratchet yelled pulling out one of his dual vipers. "Or else…" He said giving the lady a hard looking while setting the sight.

Truth be told, the gun wasn't loaded, hell, the safety was on. It was an intimidation factor he needed.

"Suit yourself, but sleep horrible tonight, knowing you turned down a good one." She said winking seductively at him, maybe getting a last second mind change over her exit.

But it proved to fail as she simply left the room.

The tape cut and the screen blacked out.

This gave Sasha a lot to think about.

"Well, on one hand, he did deny her with a gun! But on the other, she was still there, in his room. God, what the hell do I do! Well, I could forgive him. But there would HAVE to be consequences After all, what was she doing there. And to think he had the nerve to let her go that far!" Sasha thought to herselfShe needed to be firm.

"Well Ratchet." She began with a hard look on her face. "You have provided enough evidence, amazingly, to the point where I will NOT divorce you." She said making Ratchet have an amazingly big smile. "But, you having a prostitute in you room, and you letting her get that far with her…" She said building up the suspense. "Lands you a week sleeping on the couch." She said.

Ratchet was beaming. "Sooo." He began. "Can I go get—"

"Yes, go get your stuff."

Ratchet was off faster, happier and more excited than he's ever been.

But Sasha had forgot one thing, she was making him quit the game. That would quickly sadden him, but Sasha wasn't going to risk losing the love of her life again.

She walked back and sat herself on her bed and began to undress and dress into her night ware.

"I got my man back. He didn't cheat on me, he still loves me and if he were willing to go through all that just for me. I still love him." But her thoughts soon changed for the worse. "How am I going to break the news of him quitting Annihilation zone? If he takes it that hard, I could let him on the bed again. But still, I mean he loved that. Fighting for bolts, no chance of dying." She sighed and fell back on her bed.

She turned her head to the left to see Max in his crib. She smiled to herself, thinking that if not for Ratchet, her baby boy wouldn't be here today.

Soon enough, Ratchet had reentered the room. Sasha motioned him to come sitdown next to her on the purple, fluffy bed.

He sat himself down with a plop.

"Thought I was banned from this bed?" He said smiling.

"Well, I have some bad news… It's about you and AZ." Ratchet's face went glum. I think he knew what was coming. "If you're going to be around those types of people. Then I'm sorry Ratchet, you have to quit Annihilation Zone." Ratchet's face went down a little.

"But the extra cash." He said looking for an excuse to keep playing the twisted game.

"You've collected enough to get buy for now. But we'll both have to put in some extra time on the Phoenix to keep out family running. With the house we bought it'll be a little harder." She said dishing out the last of the bad news to the Lombax.

"Alright, I'm not going to argue after the break you just cut me." He said hopping off the bed and heading to his couch.

"Hey Ratch." Sasha said.

His head turned in question.

"Sorry for giving it to you like that. Your couch time might be cut. But you have to be a good little boy."

Ratchet got dressed and hit the pillow with happy thoughts of being back with his family again.
(A/N) Well, oh, By the way. I FINISHED DEADLOCK! Yeah! Fun game.

Anyways serious writers block has killed me lately so excuse the slightly shorter chapter.

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