FINAL FANTASY VII + VIII

CHAPTER 1: THE HIL

Cloud was standing on teh hill over where he was. Barret was there to and had gun arm.
Cloud was watching and saw man where he was watching. "Who is that man?" Cloud said.

"I PITY DA FOO WHO DONT KNOW MAN!" Bareett repleid. Baret shot gun arm and the dirt was
getting shot at. Man said "..." and Cloud sed "Who are you?"

Barret gun arm stopted shootin grond and sed "HE IS DA SUCKA SQUALL"
Squall said "whatever"
Cloud was wondering "Do you have weapon" Squall said he had weapon. Squall weapon was swordgun.
Barret said "I THINK SWORD WEPON IS 4 SUCKAZ SUCKA"
Squall replied "..."
Barret wanted to know what doing and Cloud said He didn't care about it.

CHAPTER 2: TEH JENOVA BURD

Tifa came and told Squall and Cloud to stop being emos. Cloud sed I am no emos and that squall was teh emos.
Squall got madder and said "LIKE WHATEVER" and Cloud got angry becuz all squall sed was whatever and it made
him mad like before.

Cloud askd Tifa if she had wepon she said she didnt haev wepon just gloves in her poket. Cloud said but you don't
have pocket and she got madder then earlier because he was still being an emo with squall. Squall said where is
pockey and she said its on my pants but she didnt have pocket on pants becaus she was never waring pantz becaus
she was wearing short pants.

cloud sed that short pants dont have poket and tifa did dolphon kick limit brake on cloud.
Barret LOL'D and shot gun arm again but he did not no wat shootin. A ded burd fel from tree and squall said it
had jenova cel. Cloud got angry becuz he didnt like jenova and he walked faster to get away. Teh bird started
turning into something and it turned into sephiroth because that is what it was turning into. Squall attacked
the sephiroth bird but he couldn't because he got the action wrong and lost. Squall told Barret to gun arm
the Sephiroth but he culdnt because his ATB gauge didn't fill up yet. Barret got hitted from the Sephiroths wepon
and lost 3000 HP. Barret limit metter was full and so was his time bar so he big shot the sephiroth for massive
damage. Sephiroth sed I need an elixer but he didn't have any so he left

Cloud came back and sed he wasnt emo anymore but tifa said that squall had to not be emo too so he had to
go to the emo place.

TO BE CONTINUED...