Welcome to Oops, a set of short stories intended to spark the imagination or at the very least, make you laugh for a few hours. My name is Joseph and I'll be your host. Of course, I'll only be talking at the beginning of each episode so as to get in as much excitement as possible.
These scenes were acquired from the recording sets of various popular shows and I've been assured they were not filmed just for our show.
Without further adieu, on with the clips!
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Scene One, from the set of Ranma 1/2
"I hear the Principle is returning today." one of the student's commented.
"Really?" her friend replied. "Where was he?"
"No one really knows for sure. Some say it was America studying American education." Before the two can speculate further, from above a helicopter suddenly appeared. From the underbelly of the helicopter, a giant sign appeared.
"What's it say?"
"Welcome Headmaster..." the young man quickly pulled out his American Japanese dictionary. "Headmaster Headmaster... Ah, it means Principle."
"Principle? Do all Principles take helicopters to school in America?" Suddenly an object blurred from the flying vehicle.
Just then Ranma and Akane turned the corner.
"Hey everyone. What'cha all starin at?" Ranma pointedly asked. They pointed to the unusual sight that had appeared. A man dressed from head to toe in a snowman costume. Ranma's question only served to gain the attention of the snowman. It leapt at him with incredible speed. Ranma did his best to dodge, but found his pigtail in it's grasp.
"Da pigtail gotta go!" It cried out. To Ranma, it seemed odd, like the person was trying desperately to hide something. He decided he would find out soon enough, but decided currently he would get free. Using the snowman's strength along with his own, he swung around on his own hair and kicked hard. The impact cracked the snowman's head and shattered it. What was revealed inside was something no one could have expected.
"What are you looking at!" the green man asked.
"Aren't you Piccolo?"
"So sue me, I didn't have time to change my clothes and the director swore we weren't showing my face!"
"CUT!" the director yelled.
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scene 2, from the set of X-Men Evolution
The scene closed in from the outside of the town jail cell. It then shifted to inside, where a youngster was shouting to be released.
"I didn't do nothin!" he cried out. "I was set up!"
The young man is Ranma, dressed up as Quicksilver.
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scene 3, from X-Men Evolution
The camera focused in tight on the man riding the motorcycle. He dismounted and turned to face the students.
"What'cha lookin at?" he then removed his helmet to reveal his face. "Stop filming!"
This caused the sound track to stop and a rather unhappy green man.
"What's wrong now?"
"This is X-Men! Why the heck am I dressed like Piccolo!"
"Well, this scene is for the Japanese audience and the higher ups thought they would recognize him more then the other guy."
"That's it, I quit!"
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"Thanks again for tuning in. Sorry we don't have much for you today, but we'll be back soon with more scenes."
"And none of them will have anything to do with me!" Piccolo shouted at Joseph.
(Thanks again for reading. To be honest, a few parts of this feel like one liners, so I hope I'm not violating any rules. The idea of these shorts will be to take similar elements such as two characters with the same name or same voice actor and fuse them together. In the two scenes I used, it was the voice actors that caused the fusion.
I didn't have much ready at the moment. I'm more interested in how everyone accepts the idea. If it's a hit, I'll try to publish a chapter every week or two. ideas on how to improve this story would be great!)