"We gotta battle him to break the curse!" Spongebob exclaimed.

"Yes, but he is hard to beat.Only one person made it out...Alive." She said.

"So...What kind of fish are you?" Patrick asked.

"Im no fish, I am a water spirit." Kiku answered.

"Whoa" They all said.

"Now, uh, you guys have heard of school, right?"

"I go to boarding school." Spongebob answered.

"I dont DO school." Squidward said.

"I went to school once, but they kicked me out on the first day for some reason. They said they thought I was...What was that word...Oh yeah, un-intelegent." Patrick said.

Sandy looked at Patrick and shook her head.

"Well now thats gonna change. Squidward, you are gonna go to the high school. Patrick and Sandy, you go in middle school. Thats where Ill be." Kiku said.

"What about me?" Spongebob asked.

"Elementary school."

"What! Why?"

"Because you are shorter than all of us and you look young."

"But why cant I just go into Middle school? Ill just be a very short and young looking middle schooler!"

"Fine, but you are going to be ELEVEN years old. Sandy is twelve, Patrick is twelve, Squidward is 16 and I am twelve...Even though I am actually 146 years old. In human years, that is." Kiku said. They looked at her strangely.

"The school will give you book bags when you get there. But, most of your guyss names are...Unusual. So Spongebob, you are Robert. Squidward, your Thomas."

"Why Thomas?" Squidward asked.

"I dont know, thats all I got. Now lets go."

"Hey! Look! My arm!" Sandy exclaimed. Everyone ran and looked at her arm. There was a glowing green cross-boned skull.

"Thats a sign. It means you are under the curse of the Dutchman. But while we are at achool, lets just call them tatoos.'' Kiku said. Everyone nodded.

SCHOOL

Spongebob, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick and Kiku made it to school. A couple boys tried to flirt with Sandy, though. Oh, and they wore their school uniforms.

"Here is our home room. Room 112. Squidward is already at the high school." Said Kiku. They opened the door.

"Ah, yes. Our new students, Patrick, Robert and Sandy. I am Miss Pineapple." The teacher said.

"So when do we start are boating test?" Spongebob asked.

"Spongebob, this school is not a boating school, its a regular school where we learn math, spelling, social studies..."

"Really? But I dont even know how to drive yet!"

Kiku rolled her eyes.

"Robert, you sit next to John, Sandy, sit next to Robert. Patrick, because of your...strange..uh...Aroma, sit in the corner." Miss Pineapple said.

"Got it, teach." Patrick agreed.

HIGH SCHOOL

"Welcome, your name is Thomas, yes?" The teacher asked.

"Sorta... I mean, yeah." Squidward asked.

"Well, you will sit next to Julie, she is by the window. I am Mrs. Killroy."

Julie waved happily to Squidward. He sighed and sat in seat.

"Hi, I am Julie!" She said.

"So I hear..." Squidward said.

"Great! So, got a girlfriend?"

"No."

"Great! Ill see you after school!"

Squidward glared at her.

"...What are you saying?" He asked.

"Your my boyfriend!" She exclaimed happily. Squidward slightly blushed.

"What!"

LUNCH

After class, Spongebob, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick and Kiku sat together at lunch.

"How was class, Thomas?" Kiku asked.

"I dont know...But I think...I got a girlfriend...A very...Strange Girlfriend." He answered.