This is the sixth Chapter to Just Another Cinderella
Please Note that this is Butch's Point of View.
I don't own the Power Puff Girls.
Also: Please excuse any spelling/punctuation/English mistakes.
Blossom's a spy, Princess a flirt, and Butch's life is just so unfair
Bold Italics: Brick
Italics: Princess
Enjoy!
()-Butch-()
Life is just unfair.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me they will do something but never do it, I'd have.... Well as of now, I'd have a dollar.
Brick said he would go to Taco Bell with me today, but instead he blew me off for Princess. I mean who would want to blow me off?
I'm such a Stud Muffin. Girls beg for the chance to even talk to me.
Most of the time...
Ok...
Part of the time...
Ok...
Only a couple chicks but that's not the point.
I don't think any one has gotten over the fact the Brick broke it off with Blossom. It was kind of like Whiplash, everyone was surprised.
Well I suppose it wasn't surprising they broke up, I mean they were always fighting, and it just wasn't going to last.
It's the Princess thing that has everyone gagging, out of all the single girls in Townsville he picks... Princess?
She's a hag.
And how do we even know she's single, she goes through boys faster then she does makeup.
And that's saying something.
And then there is Blossom. Sure she's a complete Bitch, but at least she's not a whore.
Personally I'd choose the Blossom over the Princess any day.
So like I was saying, instead of enjoying a taco, I'm stuck with the bitch, because I can't see a girl cry.
It all happened yesterday.
I was sitting in the living room minding my own business, watching T.V eating a bologna sandwich, when I hear crying.
So, of course seeing is how I'm Butch.
I just turned the volume up louder.
So then the crying gets louder.
So does the T.V
Until the crying is fucking ear piercing.
Like super loud, like there is blood dripping down from my ears.
Since it's was so loud it forced me to get up, the volume on the T.V wouldn't get any louder. So I floated into the laundry room, and there Blossom is crouched on the floor wailing like a baby.
In hand she had one of Brick's t-shirts wiping her tears on it and hugging it.
Can anyone say CRAZY BITCH?
Now, I know people get all emotional with a breakup, understand able.
But what the hell is she doing in our house, in our laundry room, using my brother's shirt as a Kleenex!
She cries and whines to me, 'Oh Butch if you can help me, maybe I can't tell why he left me. Please'
Look chick, I can tell you why he left you, you're a complete Bitch.
What's on everyone's minds is why Princess.
I mean... Argh...
Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
Obviously Brick has completely gone insane after so long with Blossom, because who in there right mind would go with Princess.
Maybe she's paying him! That's it, I bet Princess is paying him, she always was trying to ruin Bubbles and Blossom's day, and what better way then to steal the boyfriend.
But since we are brothers and all, maybe I could get a little something from him, you know, a couple hundred bucks?
After mumbling incoherent things into Brick's shirt, she then proceeds to attach herself to my leg.
"Butch," She says, "I need your help."
No, you need an expert team of therapists.
And do I look like a therapist.
That was a rhetorical question for all those slow people out there.
So what was I supposed to say?
Well I had several things in mind, but first I had to sort out my problems.
Problem One: The current attachment of the bitchy pink Power Puff Girl, Blossom, to the stud muffin Butch, the most handsome Rowdy Ruff Boy.
Solution: Find a can of Mace or Pepper Spray, get the Power Puff Girl to look up, and spray like the wind!
Of course I didn't have a can of mace or pepper spray on me, so I was kinda stuck in the laundry room, with Blossom still attached to my leg.
I had no doubt in my mind that when Blossom was asking for help she was really saying lets sabotage that Princess Bitch!
With that in mind, on to the next problem,
Problem Two: The Snotty Power Puff Girl known as Blossom asking the Gorgeous, Smart, Talented, Did I mention Handsome, Butch for help.
Solution: After detaching her from previously said leg, see solution to Problem one, get out of the room, and run like the wind!
Still I can't solve Problem Two until Problem One is solved.
Problem Three: Princess.
Obviously to the untrained eye, one would only think Princess's problem is a serious superiority complex and no self esteem. But to such a talented person such as myself, I can see beyond that.
Blossom and Brick, are obviously still in love, they just had some problems.
Nothing a counselor couldn't fix.
Of course it would be quite simple to lock them in a room with a plate of food, and tell them they can't come out till they've kissed and made up.
But Princess is in the way.
And it's well known that if Princess wants something Princess normally gets it. And it appears she has her eyes set on Brick.
Maybe we should spray Mace in her eyes instead, then she won't see Brick, and then Brick and Blossom are back together.
And If they are back together it would eliminate all the said problems.
So Problems solved!
But because of that little can of pepper spray I didn't have. The solution to all my problems could not be fixed.
So here is what really happened,
"Butch," She says, "I need your help."
"Er... Blossom what are you doing here?"
"Butch, that doesn't matter. Please, Help me!"
"With what?"
"I want to 'check up' on Brick and Princess when they go to the park tomorrow."
"You mean spy?"
"Of course not, Please, Please, Please?"
"Why wou..."
"I'll buy you a taco."
Oh yes and then she had me.
As if she totally forgot about the whole Brick issue she stood up, with a large smile on her face and floated down the stairs and out the doors yelling on her way out,
"I'll come by the house tomorrow, be ready!"
She really is quite the sneaky one. Could Manipulate the snot out of someone!
But it's for the taco.
That's all I have to remember.
She played me like a game boy.
I'm so pathetic. I feel sorry for my self.
Sometimes I think I'm the wimpy 'feel sorry for everyone else' Rowdy Ruff Boy.
But I don't always feel bad for every one else.
Like now,
I'm feeling quite bad that I won't be able to have that taco.
It will have to wait, but I swear by the end of today, the Taco shall be mine!!
I grab my green baseball cap and put it on.
Blossom will be coming soon, Brick's date is in an hour. It's not much of a date, who would want to go to a park anyways?
You can only sit on a bench and smell the flowers for so long.
"Butch?!"
Shit.
And I mean shit with a capitol S.
"Butch!"
The Bitch is here!
"BUTCH!"
Maybe if I hide under the bed and wait, she will go home!
Brilliant!
"BUTCH!"
I dodge under the bed and listen as she charges up the stairs.
"BUTCH LETS GO!"
I put my hand over my mouth, in hopes to silence my breathing.
"Butch, I know you're under the bed, I can see your foot sticking out from under the bed."
Curse the world for making me six feet tall.
I crawl out from under my bed, and stand up.
"Ready to go?" Blossom says, hands on her hips, a smirk on her face.
"No."
"Good then lets go!"
She grabs my arm and we float out of the house and towards the park.
"Really Butch, why did you hide under your bed? Did you actually think you could hide under there from me?"
"Shut up Blossom, I'm only in this for the taco."
Stupid Blossom, if I was shorter, of course it would have worked.
"Really Blossom why are you bring my along, isn't bringing me like fraternizing with the enemy?" I mock, as she glares daggers at me.
Why am I doing this again? Oh right... because I'm the 'nice' one of the Rowdy Ruff Boys. Well I'm not really, I'm supposed to be the tough one, Boomer is the nice one, but Boomer is gone, probably off sucking face with Bubbles in her closet, so I'm filling in for the lard ass.
That and I can't stand to see a girl cry, well at least Blossom the girls got goddamn banshee scream, boy was she howling yesterday, HELLO! I was watching a very important show! I think the only time she stopped screaming was to inhale.
We fly towards the park and stop around a block away from the park. Don't want Brick to see us flying, so we're hoofing it, Blossom's orders.
Like I said before, The Park?
The sun is almost setting what could be so fascinating about a large field at night?
Pointless, I'm telling...
"Butch" Blossom hisses yanking on my ear with her claws
And folks when I say claws I mean claws, I think she should have tried out for Wolverine in X-Men, damn things could puncture something. Or she could be like Zorro, and like swish, swish, swish, and draw a B on the side of a building. But B's just not very pointy, like Z is it would kind of come out as like little triangles thingies.
"Owww" I whimper as she releases her iron claw from my precious ear.
"Pay attention you almost ran into someone, were supposed to be not seen. Remember? Now hurry up we're going to be late!"
We float through the gates of the park, only a couple of people are in the park, they are all probably weirdo's like Brick and Princess, Admiring the grass and flowers at night.
"What are we even trying to accomplish by spying Blossom? I mean we know he is with her, it's not a surprise."
Uh oh.
"Not a surprise? Is there something you want to tell me Butch?" she stops and says in a way too calm voice.
Quick. Think of something!
"I just... ahh... what I meant to say is..." Come on Butch stay on your toes! "Your hair looks nice?"
Smooth... Real Smooth.
She glares at me before she floats towards the meeting spot between Princess and Brick. Really such a touché one, probably PMSing.
"Blossom we can't just sit in the middle of the park across from them and watch them, we have to hide." Even though walking up to the new couple with Blossom sounds quite appealing, if I had a video camera it would be just like that show Cheaters. But Brick isn't cheating, he left Blossom for Princess, just goes to show how much bad taste he has, let's hope it doesn't run in the family.
"Fine then what do you suggest, oh smart one?"
"I don't know, you're the one that came up with the plan, didn't you think of somewhere to hide?"
"Shut up Butch, we'll find a bush to hide in or something, stop nagging!"
We continue to float to the middle of the park where Brick said he and Princess were going to meet.
Bored.
That's what I'm feeling...
Bored.......
Well actually...
To tell you the truth, I kind of feel like James Bond, sneaking around, doing sneak stuff being all... sneaky.
And since I feel like James Bond, Might as well not waste the mood, eh?
"Butch what are you doing!" Blossom snaps after the third duck and roll, I've done on the ground between benches.
"Who is this Butch? I'm James, James Bo..."
"I don't care if you're fucking Leonardo Da Vinci."
I would care if I was Leonard Da Vinci... I would be famous and have made that picture of that one chick, Mona. Or was it Lisa? I was never good with names.
"Fine..."I say.
Blossom no fun.
We reach the middle of the park, Blossom scopes out the area for hiding spots.
Since this is her little mission, she can find a hiding spot.
"Come on Butch." Blossom says pulling me towards a large shrub behind a set of benches.
"Blossom, I don't want to go in there, a rat could be in there!"
"Really Butch, you sound like a girl!" she says pushing past me and crawling into the shrub
Really doesn't she know what kind of germs are out there! The Stupid Bitch can get in the Shrubbery by herself, Ill go get a taco.
"Get in here Butch" Blossom snaps grabbing my arm and pulling me into the tangled branched shrub.
Great... Now I am so going to need a shower when I get home.
"Look!" she hisses clawing at my arm. Damn nails... "Princess is here and Brick is right behind her!"
"Where?" I can't see anything. There are branches in my way.
"How can you miss them that Bitch's head looks like it is on fire."
Really Blossom, I always thought you were the diplomatic nice one. But 'The bitch's head looks like its on fire.' Obviously Blossom failed to look in the mirror her whole life, her hair has an orange tint.
Blossom pulls several branches out of my line of view, and a head full of bright red hair pops into my view.
Oh... I see her, the Bitch... with the flaming head.
I can see Brick's baseball cap, and that's about it.
"I se..."
"Shut up they will hear you" she hisses loud, louder then me, what a hypocrite, "Now be quite we want to hear what they are saying."
Correction you want to hear what they are saying, I want to go to taco bell and get one of those 'make you full' tacos.
The couple sits down on a bench near our shrub.
Brick slings an arm around the back of the bench near Princess's back, While Princess turn towards him, eyes fluttering.
"Is there something in your eye?"
Smooth Brick... Smooth... I see Smoothness runs in the Rowdy Ruff family.
Insert high pitched pig like laugh right here.
"Of course not silly"
"So what do you want to do?"
I want to go get a taco.
"Oh... I don't know. What do you want to do Honey Bunny"
Well, Tie me, Gag me, and call me Barbie. They've already hit 'pet' names.
How sickly sweet.
"Hey Princess... can I tell you something?"
"Sure, sugar, what is it?"
"Come on."
Brick grabs her arm and pulls her off the bench and start walking away from us.
"Come on Butch, Let's follow them."
"Blossom!" I hiss, "I'm leaving this is stupid!"
"Shut up or they will hear you! Now come on!" she whispers.
"Screw this Blossom," I say as I crawl out from under the shrub.
I have better things to do then to waste my life spying on my own brother, If I want to know what he is doing, I will just ask him.
I mean, I could be eating a taco.
Or thinking about my Spit Fire.
Not Spying on MY own brother.
I float along one of the other paths towards home, I don't want to run into the Brick and Princess, that would be way too awkward.
I turn around and see Blossom running and hiding behind trees and bushes following Brick and Princess, and they walk towards our house.
Obsessed much?
I float around town a half hour before going home.
When I get there Brick sits in the kitchen eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
How dare he! Who does he think he is, does he know what I went through, having to suffer with Blossom for the night, having to sit in a Shrub to spy on him!
And there he is sitting eating Frosted Flakes, with out a care in the world!
"You really are a Dumbass." I say throwing my hat on the counter
"Excuse me?"
"You had a good thing going for you, and then you went and ruined it for Princess? That's like using toilet paper then using leafs instead!"
"Really Butch your Metaphors and Analogies are quite, interesting to say the least, but you call what I had going good, are you forgetting about how many times you complained 'bitches' voice was like a thousand nails on a chalkboard."
Did I really say that? Well it was better when she was being a bitch with him.
"That's not the point Brick" Dear Lord, take her back PLEASE. I'll buy you a taco.
Come on... I know you want one.
"Yes, that is the point Butch, she had and probably still has a horrible attitude. She was also highly demanding and not very nice." That didn't seem to bother you before. But now when I actually want him to be with her, he rejects her.
This world is simply screwed up. Time for a topic change!
"Yeah well it's no wonder, why you date the girls you date because..." to say or not to say that is the question, "You have a horrible taste in girls"
I believe that's a dis ladies and gents.
"Butch, I don't have time for your stupid childish games."
"Fine, but just for the record, I was born before you!"
"Well just for the record Butch, I told Princess I wanted a little break, if we want we will pick the relationship up later if we want to."
Well....
That wasn't expected.
Oh Well.
I float out of the kitchen and into the living room, heading towards the door
"Where are you going" Brick calls from the kitchen.
"To the place I've been lusting over all day." I say as I slam the front door behind me.
Ahhh, the refreshing, spicy smell of taco bell. All day I've been waiting, and now my craving will finally be satisfied.
Praise the Lord.
"Hey could I get one soft shell taco from the new 'full menu'?"
I shall be In Taco heave in a matter of minutes. I can hear the Angels singing.
"Sorry Sir but were closing in two minutes."
Life is so unfair.
I don't know if you know or not, but Cheaters is a show where a spouse has people spy on their spouse when they suspect they are cheating, at the end of the show with the host and a team of camera men, the suspecting spouse confronts the suspected spouse when they are with the person they are cheating with. One time when they confronted a cheating guy he stabbed the host. Not that I know much about the show, it's not like I watch it or something x.x;
Just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, So that's why they hid in the shrub.
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Next Chapter: Blossom, Bubbles and the Rowdy Ruff Boys arrive in CitiesVille