Author's Note: So, some of you guys might have questions concerning how I've been acting in this chapter, as well as my attitude concerning this whole story.
Memes aside, I'm going to give you the full situation right now.
When I say I never imagined my story would hit this many followers, that wasn't for showboating. Back then, there were only three canon materials made for Little Witch Academia, Chapter Zero of the manga, the thirty minute short, and The Enchanted Parade. I found this anime out after just randomly scrolling around on Netflix, and about a year too late.
All I knew was that I liked the story, and I wanted my own little piece here.
I was at the age of 15 when I posted the first few chapters, and now I'm 18, a few months away from 19.
Looking back on it, there are many many mistakes with the story, grammar, structure, and overall plot that I would change if I had the chance. But those mistakes are now apart of the story, and changing them now would lead to nothing.
I'm saying this now because this is just one of the many reasons why this story is no longer pleasurable to write.
I think I would say that I most enjoyed writing this during the Christmas Arc. It was a very fun arc to write, and I got great responses and many reviews for it.
It's kind of funny. Now that I've reached this 100 follower goal, I don't have anymore will to write this story anymore, even this anniversary special was a grind.
So I hope you enjoy this final chapter...
"Really?" I raise an eyebrow at this. "A new student?"
After that whole island incident had been handled, life at Luna Nova has returned to its relative normality.
As per the usual, even if Akko, Lotte, and now myself are responsible for saving the school, we're still treated with the same amount, or lack of in Akko's case, respect as before.
Perhaps it was the reason how we saved the school.
Since no treasure was found on the island, Akko had an idea of how to gain a quick buck.
We went around the small island, accusing every monster we came across of misogyny and sexual harassment against myself, me having the many bruises and cuts to prove their actions.
And since Lotte had quite the following on NightfallObsessionDotCom, we were easily able to blackmail them, and gain a high amount of money as a result.
A low tactic to be sure, but a welcome wan.
"Yes, someone to replace you!" Akko jokes at me. "I hear he's from Korea."
It's every strange.
I might be the only boy in an all girls magic school, which is strange enough, but now all of a sudden this new boy is coming, in the middle of the school year?
I wonder if this is the start of a drastic shift in the demographics of the school, whether this be due to increased liberalism or just a simple desire of new funds.
"Which one?" I ask her, myself being quite familiar with the two.
"Idk" The Jap tells me, stroking her chin in question. "I think the one that's on that new diet?"
"I like dieting!" Akko adds to this, smiling as she continues. "One time I had a dream that Diana was a queen and took over the world and tried to find me, and I was eating some chicken nuggets with my birth family, and-"
"Shut the fuck up, Akko." Sucy interrupts her, having enough of her bullshit. "Good thing this is the last one. I can't stand these specials, it really makes me want to shoot up the-"
"Hey everyone!" Faralda declares, entering the classroom as she butt chugs her fifth Whiskey bottle. "I smoke cigarettes, drink rockstar, and listen to Family Force Five! I'm cool!"
This introduction shuts all of us up, as we can only stare at the teacher in shock as she walks on her hands to the desk, Whiskey gradually disappearing down the hole.
She does a flip, landing perfectly on her feet as if nothing happened.
"Now then!" The possible lesbian slaps her hands together as an attention grabber. "Let's get back to the lesson. Does anyone remember where we left off?"
Diana raises one of her sexy hands, saying
"I believe you were talking about Professor Ursula again."
"Ah yes! Now, as I was saying, Ursula is a straight up sex goddess who makes my wand quite hard, almost like I'm casting 'Diphulaniado'."
I roll my eyes at this.
Although this manner of speaking can be fairly interesting, this is a magic school, not some meme.
I want to learn about magic, nothing more.
"Diphulaniado…" The teacher continues. "Reminds me of a spell that has gained quite a lot of popularity over the years. It's one that is not often taught in class, and thus many people know of its existence, but don't know how to properly use it."
Diana's eyes widen upon hearing of this mystery spell.
"And what is this spell, professor?" The blonde asks, trying to hide her excitement.
Whenever Diana speaks, she makes me excited.
"The self destruction spell…" The discount Lemon Zest from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Friendship Games begins. "Is one that has become very popular with the meme kids at school."
"The Meme Kids?" Diana asks.
"The Meme Kids were an ancient society of students." The teacher explains. "Almost like any other secret society, they attempted to change the school from the inside out, and turn it into something awful."
"L-Like what?" Akko stutters out, herself being frightened by this story.
"Have ever heard of the tragedy of RomanViking The Retarded?"
"Was he one of the nine old witches?" Diana asks, flipping through her book as she tries to find that chapter.
"No." Faralda answers back. "He wasn't old, in fact only a few years older than you. And he wasn't a witch, he didn't have any frustrations about his sexuality."
The teacher sighs at this, herself losing energy as she recalls this sad tale.
It's funny, it's almost as if no amount of Rockstars could replenish the energy she's lost.
"RomanViking The Retarded…" Faralda depressingly recalls. "Was a young and aspiring writer. He found a fandom that was new, and had very little stories retaining to it. I believe that his was the sixth story the fandom had seen. Anyhow, he always had trouble gathering followers. It seemed that what he had gained in a year, someone would surpass him in a month."
"Okay, this is sad…" I hear Akko mutter out, tears welling up in her slot shaped eyes.
"After browsing the Library of Alexandria, he found a way where he could make a greater name for himself, some way to get on the charts and be known. It was through The Meme Kids that he make a blood pact. In exchange for meming up his story, putting in a few specials for shock value, he would receive a greater audience."
"Oh, what a relief…" I hear Akko happily sigh at this, calming down.
"But this had a hidden clause to it." Faralda informs us, her face hardening. "True, though memes his story would grow more popular, but this would drive away his serious fanbase, only being left with people who want him to tell more edgy jokes. And as the main story progressed, and grew more serious, the new viewers that had replaced the old viewers had also left, leaving him alone as he withered away and turned to stone."
Akko cries me a river, using up more tissues than your average Sumin6301 follower.
"Ironic…" I hear Faralda mutter to herself, a slight smile on her face. "He could make others laugh, but not himself…"
She turns back to face us, saying
"Anyway, The Meme Kids had tried to corrupt and destroy the minds of the students, just as they had with RomanViking. They had many spells, some that were deemed unnatural. However, I shall show you one of them, in the hopes that you will be able to fight it off if your confronted."
The teacher leaves her deskside, heading towards the middle of the room.
She raises her wand over her head, taking a deep sigh through her nose.
"Akko Akbar!" She cries out with all of her passion.
Upon this very utterance, the teacher explodes, popping like a balloon with force.
We all stare in shock and awe, mouths wide open at what we just witnessed.
Did the teacher just commit suicide?
The silence is quickly broken by a student.
"Duuuude." Someone cries out in joy. "School's over!"
"Yeah!" Another one replies back. "We graduated!"
And with that, the chitter chatter of the usual school returns, all of us packing our bags, heading towards the door to receive our diploma.
I wonder what my GPA is? Probably a 6.9 or something higher...
As the gang and I exit the classroom, we come face to face with a boy.
"give me a physical description of jericho, go, now" - Me, RomanViking
"Right, black hair, right now his should be about reaching his shoulders, slightly taller than diana, average build, leaning more to the slim, big dick, scratch that, no need to mention that one, black eyes, sharp and slanted of course, short nose, quite pale, asian pale" - Wayward Bot
"Thanks" - Me
"Anymore? maybe his perfect 6 pack?" - Wayward Bot
"thats all" - Me
"and muscles" - Wayward Bot
"kill yourself" - Me
"Whoa!" I hear Akko cry out, before turning her head to me and then back at the new boy. "Ted, how are you at two places at once?!"
Before I can come up with a rebuttal, Akko turns back to the mystery man.
"Hi, I'm Jericuck Franklin Delano Roosevelt." The boy introduces himself, holding out a hand in friendship. "It's good manners to help each other out!"
"Gay!" Amanda cries out in an insulting manner. "Gayer than me!"
"I heard that there was another boy already here." Jericuck continues with me, ignoring Amanda's cries. "What's your name, by the way? I was a little worried about this, but maybe you can show me the way around here?"
The American Pig Dog points a thumb at me, saying
"This is Theodork Semponyia."
He gives me a little wave.
"Uh!" I grumble in disgust, turning my back to the new student, the back of my black leather jacket flapping as I do. "What do I need friends for? All of you are nothing but resources to further my ambition."
"Damn, dat's one edgy boi." Jericho ponders, mouth gaped by my reaction.
"This is Constanze Braunschbank Aspergers." Amandick introduces her friend.
The mute girl screams in agreement.
The redhead points a final thumb at herself, declaring proudly
"And I'm Amandyke Oh Nile."
That only leaves...
"Jasminka Mc Whatnow." The Ruskie declares, her winter coat adding a little more fluff to her body than usual.
"Where are you from?" The new student probes.
"Mother Russia." The Crazy Commie answers back, her winter hat on her head.
"You're Russian?"
"Da." The only fat girl in Luna Nova speaks.
"Then how are you fat?"
Her eyes bulge at this question at a greater amount than my ween when I see Diana's cheeks.
"I'm triggered." She simply responds, giving him a glare of internalized oppression.
Seeing as this conversation might get out of hand, Amanda points a finger at the radiation poisoned girl.
"And this is A-cuck Ka-garbage."
"Oh!" Akko beams at me, waving her hand in welcome. "Hey, Jericho!"
As Constanze and Amanda move around her machines, both of us, Jericho and I can't help but stare at the large ruskie before us.
It's not out of love, don't get me wrong.
As Jasminka shoves down her fifth bag of family sized potato chips, I can't help but gag as I imagine all the sodium she must have consumed.
Even though I've know this girl for quite some time, the sheer amount of food she's able to digest always leaves my mouth wide open.
"Does she always eat like that?" Jericho whispers to me under his breath. "I don't know if she's going to choke on her food or her fat cheeks."
"I agree." I tell him. "Sometimes I look at her, and I wonder what her body fat percentage is."
"Alright!" Amanda cries out, scaring the both of us half to death.
As she plops down one of Constanze's heavy inventions to the floor, she exclaims
"Here's one of my favorites! Constanze made this one a few years ago, a labor of love really!"
As we gaze over the rust and broken down parts from the device, both Jericho and I can't help but exchange disbelieving glances.
"Yeah, it's a little old now." Amanda admits. "But it used to be a real beast way back when!"
"And just what does it do?" Jericho gopnik squats next to it as to get a better view.
Amanda smirks at this as she slaps roof of Little Wizard Academia
"This bad boy can fit so much fucking controversy in it." She exclaims.
Not getting the desired response from us, Amanda pushing the thing back into the closet, declaring
"Alright, maybe we should just retire Little Wizard Academia."
"Fuck you!" We all hear someone call out in an unfamiliar voice.
Turning the source, we just see Constanze, her brow furrowed, her mouth twisted in a scowl.
"Constanze…" Amanda mutters out in disbelief. "Did you just-"
"Fuck you!" The familiar voice screams, coming from Constanze's mouth. "Just end it all!"
"Wha-wha-what's going on?!" Akko stutters, covering her good Shinto ears against Contanze's shouts.
"I've been silent for too long!" She declares, shoving a finger into the chest of Amanda. "For too long, the patriarchy has oppressed me, kept me silent like all the good women should."
The Robo Girl then sends a heavy stare at both Jericho and I.
"But no one…" She growls at us. "And I mean, no one, disrespects my inventions."
We all stare at her, completely taken by surprise by this sudden turn of events.
Cooperstance, the girl who is known throughout Luna Nova for not opening her mouth a micrometer, is now screaming at us, jaw unhinged in rage.
"She seems a little different." I hear Jasminka mutter from her fucking fatass lips.
"I don't know what you mean." I hear Akko inform her. "She seems just as disgruntled as normal."
"Well, at least she still has her Stanbot." Amanda points out, smiling at this fact in relief. "That's something that will never change about her."
"His name isn't Stanbot." The Kaiserin glares at the lesser kid. "It's Robot Dragon Nazi Sympathizer."
"Oh my Washington!" Amanda facepalms herself. "Constanze, what is wrong with you?! What happened?!"
"Frick all of you!" Constanze cries out, herself unable to handle us losers. "I'm going to invade Poland!"
And with that, she storms off, clopping all the while.
"Why die for Danzig?!" The squinty eyed man calls out to her in a mocking manner.
"Hah!" I snort at this. "Good one, Jerry!"
As the two of us continue to revel in his sick joke, I hear Jasminka sniffling to herself, eyes eyes moist.
As we look back at her, I see visible tears welling up in her eyes as she rubs them dry.
I don't think I've ever seen her like this, she's normally so cheery and well mannered.
I see Amanda frown at this, sadness in her eyes at Jasminka's visible discomfort.
"Don't cry, Jas." The redhead begs her friend. "I don't know what's wrong with her, but it'll be alright. She just needs space. I hate to say it. I miss her too."
Jasminka continues to sob at this, herself only seeming to grow more glum by the second.
"Hey…" Amanda camly tells her friend, arms outstretched in a hug. "Come here…"
"No!" Jasminka cries out, pushing the red head away, much to the shock of everyone.
The Russian wipes her weeping eyes, pushing a few of her pink hairs out of her face.
"It's just that...I left a bag of chips in her backpack, but now I'm never going to get them back. They were really expensive." Her face turns from sad to serious as she declares "Ten dollars."
"Don't be so selfish, Jasminka!" Amanduh cries out in disbelief at her beach body ready friend's concern. "Constanze is gone! And she has my chips in her bag, not your's!"
Still in disbelief at what her friend said, Amanda takes off one of her shoes, throwing it at the sobbing girl in frustration.
"What are you two doing?" I question their out of character behaviors. "You two are acting like children."
"Can this special just end already?" Amanda cries out in annoyance at the whole situation, jumping from her bedroom window and onto the hard ground below.
She dead now, boi.
Now that Constanze has run amuck throughout Luna Nova, doing God knows what, most of the group has dedicated themselves on a quest to find her, bring her back from the dark side or whatever mood she's in. Who knows, maybe it's just that time of the month?
As Lunch Lady Susan plops down the daily grub on my plate, I wander the cafeteria, tray in hand and ween in my pants, wondering just where to sit.
Normally, I would take a seat with Diana or maybe even Akko and her group.
But since Diana had to study for the upcoming test, and Akko and her group are searching for Constanze, I have nowhere to go now.
I gaze to one of the tables, seeing Hannah and Barbara, those two bitches.
I think guro thoughts about the two like a creepypasta.
Maybe I'll call myself Terrible Teddy?
And just as that new idea comes to mind, I spot some other girl, this one sitting alone at a table.
A cup of that crappy insta noodles simmers in a foam cup next to her, as she watches a video titled 'Ben Shapiro Sexually Corrupts and Mutilates Afghani Child With Facts, Logic, and Reason'
What a woman.
I can't help but feel attracted to her, as my face reddens like some funny example of a simile.
And just like that, I take a seat next to her, feeling like I just came out of an oven, myself more sweaty than the time I killed that Roman god.
"Hello, uh." I mutter out, her sheer beauty striking me harder than Diana's ever could. "We haven't been properly-"
"No." She answers, cutting me off as she watches the video.
"Introduced before..." I finish.
My mouth hangs open as she slurps down a noodle.
Gosh darn, I wish that was me.
"I'm Theodore by the way." I tell her, holding out my sweat dripped hand.
"Hi." She simply responds to me, not even batting an eye away from her video.
"And you must be…" I trail off, as I let her finish my sentence.
"Jericha." She answers.
"Nice to meet you, Jericha." I tell her.
What a beautiful name….
I shake my head, putting myself back into focus.
"I have to pay you compliments like…" I trail off as my mind goes blank.
I think about this hard, my face scrunched up as I ponder my next words.
"For example…" I mutter, rubbing my chin in great thought. "Let me think of an example of what a compliment is…"
After another moment of thought, I say
"It seems as...your eyes are as black as Wangari."
Having also seen the sub saharan, Jericha smiles at this, myself joining in.
What a ladies man! I'm doin' it!
I try to continue my momentum, throwing another compliment at her.
"Your smile is like a banana, if the banana was moved so that the curve was facing the ground."
Her smile grows even wider.
I'm almost there!
Soon, her lips won't be the only thing growing wider!
"If I was a Roman general." I stop, saying "Wait, let me restate that."
"If I was just a general, because I'm already Roman... " I go on. "I would take you as a Gallic sex slave."
Her smile cracks into a smirk, as I hear her mutter under her breath
"Get fucked, fuck boi…"
I smile at her heavenly tone, longingly asking
"What was that, wife?"
She breaks into a loud cackle, throwing her table across the cafeteria, as she grabs at her sides in humor.
She stands up from her seat, pulling off a wig.
What lies underneath is not a woman, but of someone with a penis, and that someone is Jericho!
"You just pranked bro! Filthy Pranked!" He declares, pointing a finger at me as he laughs. "Oh god yes, please kill me now!"
As I continue to stare in disbelief, he pulls out his phone, turning on the camera.
"Hey, what's up you guys?" He speaks to this phone, pointing it at himself. "Jerry Salads here."
Because Diana is a fucking skinny bitch, her ears perked at the sound of salad.
As she sees me communing with someone other than her, she puts away her studying books.
Balling up her fists in rage, she stomps towards me.
"Oh boi, are you in for it now…" Jericho teases, aware of Diana's rage.
As the Brit grabs me by the collar, she shakes me hard, demanding
"HARRY, DID YAH PUT YAH NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!"
"Wrong wizard thing, Diana." I tell her.
"Don't you be making goofy faces with my husbando!" Diana spits at Jericho, ignoring me. "Theodore is mine! I already fought Anchovy in the last anniversary special, and I'm not afraid of some transgender Pyongyangian!"
"Hey!" Jericho shouts in rage. "Theodore is mine and mine alone! He belongs with me."
For some reason, I'm getting deja vu to the last special…
"Nopony talks to me that way!" Diana cries out, pointing her wand at Jericho.
Filled with the blinding power of love, he pulls out his own wand.
Seeing this, Diana makes the same joke that RomanViking made in the last special, the author running out of both ideas and motivation to write this piece.
Diana, with the help of a spell, teleports behind Jericho.
"H-How did you…" The boy mutters, himself too frightened to move.
"Because, as England, I have the ability of 'Sun Never Sets', which gives me plus two movement for all my naval units. Not to mention I get a free spy."
"But, what does naval movement have to do with this?" He begs.
Diana smiles at this, a lethal spell charging up at her wand.
"The ship has sailed!" She cries out, striking the boy in the back.
Jericho jolts forward at this, grabbing at his injured back.
He contemplates his burning back, balling a fist in rage at the girl.
"This isn't over until the fat lady sings!" He screams at her, before asking casually."Where's Jasminka?"
"Killing swine." Diana answers back.
"Follow those swine, and go commit not having a heart beat anymore!" Jericho sins.
Taking this insult to heart, Diana grinds her teeth at the running boi, being to charge at him while screaming
"Get back here, you zipperhead!"
However, her two side hoes, Hannah and Barbara come out of nowhere, blocking her path.
"Wow, Diana!" Hannah cries out in ecstasy. "That was so gosh darn amazing! You had me wet the whole time!"
"I already rubbed myself to you five times today, and I'm feeling a sixth coming along!" Barbara adds, herself being the lesser of the two.
"Spank me with The Mace of Windu!" Hannah declares with a twinkle of lust in her eyes, referring to the item she found during The Labyrinth Test.
"Treat me like one of your Best Gore Girls!" Barbara screeches.
"Twist our nipples, Diana!" Hannah cries out, rubbing the mentioned items in lust.
"I have positive feelings for you." Barbara politely reposes, her normally shy and gentle manner in her words.
Diana finds herself distracted by all of this madness, allowing the man of many genders to escape.
"Constanze, I need more help being masculine." Jericho tells her.
"Wow, what a goddamn soy boy." The German response as she continues with her work. "You Korean Cuck need to ask a woman for help?"
Jericho blushes at this fact, but still holds on.
Swallowing his pride, he sighs.
"Since you already killed six million Ben Shapiros, I figured you must have some levels of testosterone." The Theodick Rip Off ponders. "His wife is a doctor by the way."
Constanze spins around from her robot, facing the man, a wide scowl on her face, her eyebrows so strong, they could rip a hole through the titanic.
"How can I help genetic defects like you, when I'm being sorely mistreated by the fandom!"
The Asian Boi is taken aback by this.
Even if he had only arrived at the school just yesterday, he could tell the tier of waifus around here.
Sure, Diana and Sucy were the top tier waifus of the school, no one even came close.
However, after that one episode where Constanze smiled, she had gained a lot of popularity in the past few months.
"How?" Jericho raises a brow, thinking about these facts. "Constand, you're a silly little short fellow. I just want to pick you up, and bite your cheeky like a peach!"
Ignoring Jericho's warm words, Constanze hardens her heart, putting the back of her hand on her forehead like some dramatic woman on stage, exclaiming
"I mean, there are so many Rule 34 artworks of Diana, Sucy, and Akko, but I barely have any nudes of my own!"
Now, Jericho's jaw drops to the floor.
Sure, he knew that some fag students had a crush on Diana, but he never knew that they were drawing their fantasies for the world to see.
"Sure Akko can run you down in the ass with her samurai sword, and Diana can pour hot tea down your pee hole, and I suppose that Sucy splash some acid in your face like the moderate rebels in Syria do, which I admit can feel good..."
Constanze stops herself as she ponders her own words, stroking her hair bow as she does.
"As for me!" She declares, snapping back into her usual German anger. "I shall strip you of your clothing, throw you into striped pajamas, and give you a good time in the showers!"
"Can I go back to my own story now?" Jericho begs, unable to take this autism. "And I thought my references to this dumbass fanfiction was bad enough."
"Sure, in the last Diakko, Diana and Akko had a fun time in the shower, but I wasn't there to amp it up!" Constanze ignores him. "They might've had a wholesome time, but I will personally sodomize you with a V2 Rocket!"
"And that's the kind of fire I need!" Jericho declares, clapping his retard hands together in an epiphany. "I need that good old German innovation, like that one guy from The Human Centipede."
"You've seen that movie?!" Constanze suddenly roars at him, her eyes gleaming with pride.
Taken aback by this sudden shout at him, Jericho lets out a slight shake of his head up and down.
"That's my favorite movie!" The possible member of The National German Socialist Workers' Party declares. "Alright, I'll help you. After today, you'll be masculine enough to pick up that soi boi!"
"Alright!" Jericho pumps a hand in the air with enthusiasm. "Teach me the ways of the Super Male Vitality!"
"Constanze Braunschbank Auschwitz!" Diana declares in disbelief, herself cartwheeling into the room. "You're teaching Jericho how to pick up my man!"
"He's mine!" The gook declares, grabbing ahold of me, as I was also there. "It's time that I rubbed that Roman nose!"
"You let him rub your nose?!" Diana questions, her face dripping with regret and betrayal.
In a spout of anger, she points her wand at me, spell still charged, causing my inner Italian to come out.
"Why are you pointing a wand at me?!" I cry out in fear. "I've already been shipped with you before! Why can't I try out other people?! After all, Cuckolding has already been promoted by Buzzfeed, which we all know is the most reliable news source, even if they don't know how to code! Please don't shoot me! Please!"
"Do your worst!" Contanze sounds oof, not all at intimidated by the blonde bitch's threats. "Compared to my everyday life with my two idiot teammates, your kind of torture would be like bites from a mosquito!"
"Yeah, she's kind of a sadist!" I back her up, hoping to shy off Diana. "Actually, she's an intense super kind of sadist, with a lot of hardcore books and DVDs! You can't guess what I've seen when I visit her dorm! There was one video that I saw that had dogs in it! She really likes seeing what others can do to them, and I'm sure you know what that means! Up until recently, her government endorsed bestiality with all of its soldiers!"
I hear Constanze groan at this, herself firing a glance at me.
This look alone is enough to make me stop my cries, myself too scared to even talk.
"I hate you, and your ass face…" She mutters to me.
While Constanze continues to glare at me, I hear Diana cry out
"You turned him against me!"
The German turns to the Brit, exclaiming
"You have done that yourself!"
"You will not take him from me!" Diana cries out, wand still pointed in rage.
"Your anger and your lust for a straight marriage have already done that." Constanze points out, herself pacing the room, her eyes not leaving the wild girl. "You have allowed this Dark Lord, RomanViking, to twist your mind until now...until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy."
The European snobbily chuckles at this, exclaiming
"Don't lecture me, Cockstanze. I see through the lies of Diakko. I do not fear other ships as you do. I will bring peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new ship."
"Your new ship?!" The German questions.
"Don't make me kill you." Diana calmy speaks.
Hearing this, Constanze shakes her head, declaring
"Deanna, my allegiance is to the anniversary special...TO MEMES!"
"If you're not with me, you're my enemy."
Her head shaking turns into a sudden jaw drop of surprise, herself pulling out her wand.
"Only an absolutist deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
"You will try…"
And with that, Diana jumps at Constanze, letting out an autistic ree as she does so.
As the two have their duel of fates, Jericho turns to me, saying
"I don't like women. Women are gay."
"How?" I ask him.
I'm pretty sure Diana isn't gay.
At least, not when I'm around.
"Cause girls like dick and that's gay." Jericho declares to me."Want to just date each other? We both like the snatch, so it's no homo."
That is true. I always try to snatch the snatch.
"Sure."
"It's just like one of my Nightfall fanfictions!" Lotte cries out, fists balling in excitement. "Fuck Theodiana and Theodotte! Theodoricho is the way to go!"
"Amen to that!" Jericho agrees, himself throwing himself at me in lust.
And then, a man that I only know as RomanViking shows up, himself coming out of the ground like the mole people from that one episode of Johnny Test.
He looks at Jericho and me on the ground, then at the two fighting girls, and then at the camera.
"This is a very serious story made up of complex chapters spanning a great journey of a lone boy, facing a brave new world of witches, where he finds magic, new friends, and perhaps even love."
I don't like you
Author's Note: But enough of this, the real point here is that I'm taking a break, which is most likely forever, on this story.
I just don't feel the same pleasure that I used to while writing this, and it hurts to upload on a three year labor of love with no love for it anymore.
But, this is not only a note for sad news.
I have a great announcement, an introduction to where this account shall go into the future.
While I was grinding through the last five chapters here with little love and care in my work, I was working on a whole new story, a story for a whole new fandom.
That's right, my little ponies! After three years of creating this story in my mind and notes, I shall now turn it into a reality!
A brand new story, for the My Little Pony fandom! And trust me when I say that this shall be much better than this trash creation!
Unlike Little Wizard Academia, which was largely thought up as it was being written, this one has a clear story line, one that I'm very excited for!
I've got a new poll in my account btw, for those who really want to express their emotions here.
Who knows, maybe I'll be inspired again when the next season comes out!
Great respect to the bois and gurls who have stuck with me for all these years, and the ones who showed their love for this story, whether that be through fanart, comments and reviews, or just silent reading!
Thanks for reading, and see you in the next story!
RomanViking
P.S. I guess Ted is just going to be stuck at the bottom of that river forever.