AZUMANGA DAIOH FIC
CHAP 1:
Click.
Click click.
"Eheheh."
Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick-
"KASUGA!" Yukari shouted as she flung around, using all her strength to
keep from throwing her stick of chalk.
"Sorry, Yukari-sensei!" Osaka apologized, carefully placing the retractable
pen back on her desk.
Yukari muttered a few choice words under her breath, then turned back to the
chalkboard. The words "I believe you have my stapler" were scrawled across
it in English.
"Would anyone like to tell us what this sentence means? Mihama?"
Chiyo's eyes went wide. She looked down at her desk, her cheeks glowing with
embarassment.
"I'm sorry, Yukari-sensei... I don't know."
"That's alr-"
"ME! Ooo, oo, ME!"
The teacher sighed. "Takino-san?"
"Well clearly, obviously, it says this..."
Dramatic pause.
"'That turtle just ate my pants!'"
A bewildered silence swept over the classroom.
"Nandeyanen!" exclaimed Yukari, restraining herself from smacking Tomo
up-side the head.
"That's my line," whined Osaka.
Tomo gave Chiyo a thumbs-up sign. "See, I made an attempt, so I win!"
"We weren't competing..." whimpered Chiyo, her eyes beginning to fill with
tears.
"Look what you did, baka," Yomi scolded. "Now she's crying."
"This does not concern you, fatty!"
"Oh no you didn't!"
Chaos exploded in the room as the two friends lunged for each other. Chiyo
attempted to be a mediator, but with little success. Osaka was playing with
her pen again. A chorus of shouts, whimpers, and many, many clicks resounded
throughout the class, until...
SLAM. The door swung open.
Silence engulfed the classroom once more, but not simple a bewildered
silence. This was a shocked silence, a horrified silence.
In the doorway stood Sakaki, eyes red from crying, holding in her arms a
kitten covered in blood.