"AHH!"

Chris let out a muffled scream. Gir had jumped up and hugged his face. Gir smiled and licked him like a puppy would. This only made Chris panic more, not enjoying having slober being rubbed all over his face. After prying Gir away, the insane robot giggled.

"Your head tastes like bananas!"

Michael and Josie stared in awe.

"is that G- OW!" Yenny stomped on Michael's foot.

"No, it is not 'Gow', it's Gir. And that over there is Zim. They are here to destroy all fanfiction writers. We are not fanfiction writers, and we know nothing about Zim's secret base." Yenny said clearly.

Zim nodded and crossed his arms. "Hmmph! What did you bring your smelly Earth friends here for? Zim needs no more help!"

"We'r here to, uh, help you blend in! So no one suspects what you're doing!" Josie said. Zim shrugged.

"Meh.." He said, retreating to the closet.

The closet door closed, and Josie and Yenny faced eachother.

"See? I told you it was neat!" Yenny said proudly.

"Yeah, but who is Zim after? Or what? Just why is he hiding in your closet?"

So Yenny told the whole story.

"But you're a fanfiction writer! What are we gonna do?"

"We have to find a way to send him back into Jhonen's world and never come back. But first, we need to find Jhonen."

"That sounds good, but how are we going to find out where he lives?" Josie looked out Yenny's window, as though Jhonen Vasquez would be standing there.

"No idea. but we have got to try." Yenny sighed, not knowing what to do. Some writers that had butchered the show to bite-sized pieces really deserved to be zapped into nothing, but she didn't want to be zapped herself.

"And we gots some tea, and some bacon, and cupcakes, and BISCUTS! FRESH BISCUTS! With butter!" Gir happily set out a ton of food in front of Chris and Michael, who were happily eating some of Gir's cake. Josie and Yenny sat next to them.

"We're leaving soon, taking Zim to the mall. You wanna come?"

Michael took a cupcake. "The mall? What for?"

"To go into Hot Topic, and find one of Jhonen Vasquez's books. I think it has his address inside them. Then we can find Jhonen and have him send Zim and Gir back. We can't use mine, they're in the closet."

"Uh-huh." Said Chris, still eating Gir's cake. "Gir, I like this. What's it made out of?"

Gir smiled really big. "PUPPIES!"

Chris spit out his cake. "WHAT?" He asked, tears forming in his eyes as he thought of the poor, suffering puppies.

Zim opened the closet door. "SQUEALY HUMAN! Why are you trying to disturb THE AMAZING ZIM'S concentration? I need silence, ya know."

Chris pointed at the cake. "Gir said he put puppies in this cake." He said.

Zim frowned, and searched his PAK for a scanner. After inspecting the cake with it, he chuckled. "No, no. There are no puppies in this cake."

"Oh, good!" Said Chris happily, eating more cake.

"He used kittens."

Chris choked.

Michael watched him gag, and then, started to finish eating his cake.

"Zim!" Said Josie. "Let's go to the mall! Maybe there's fanfiction writers there!"

Zim thought about this. "Hmm. The mall IS a large socializing ground for humans. Perhaps that is a good idea after all, earth-monkey."

Yenny and Josie grinned and led Zim and Gir outside. Not wanting to be left behind, Michael dragged a choking and gagging Chris, who was slowly changing colors, outside too.

That's all for today. Be sure to review, and tell me what you're thinking! I'm 14 now, whoo! And don't I have cool friends? What? No? But... hey, don't call Michael fat, that's my job! Well, I'll be writting more soon, so for now, put down those snacks, and send me a review, so I know I'm actually being read!