A/N: Hi everyone! This is my first story! Second chapter! Thanks KaatjeMSK!

Warning: Shounen ai. Yaoi. Boy on Boy. Get it?

Disclaimer: Sorry, don't own. Not one character, manga, or anime. Sad, ne?

Summary: Ryou gets a strange phone call from Marik. But it looks like there more going on. What's going! What plans are being made behind Ryou and Bakura's back!

Remember:

"Blah" speech.

Blah thoughts

/Blah/ mind link (Yami)

\Blah\ mind link (Hikari)

Chapter One

Warm. That's what he first felt waking in the morning. Like the glow of a fire in the winter… Bakura, oddly liking this warmth, snuggled into it. He didn't feel much like getting up. That was until his warmth began to move. Wait… wasn't the warmness coming from his covers?

A small light bulb went off in his head. Usually covers don't move. So… that means whatever is moving is alive. But what could possibly be in his bed and alive no less…

Bakura's eyes flew open and he sprang up in bed. He locked eyes with a sight that almost caused him to lose a sufficient amount of blood through his nose.

Ryou was lying in his bed. Underneath him. In his bed. Ryou, sleeping in his bed. Sleeping with him. HIM. Bakura. The Greatest Thief in the Entire History of Egypt. No of the World! Did something happen!

Panic seeped away as the thief's memory of the night before rushed back to him. Bakura breathed a sigh of relief. Ryou must have just fallen asleep in his bed with him. The thought caused him to smile. Actually, it was a smirk. But it was as close as anyone ever got to a smile.

Ryou begin to stir slowly. The snow haired one froze. He was going to get caught! Hold on- why was Bakura freaking out again. Oh yeah, that's right. He was straddling Ryou to the bed. Wait…

"NANI!"

Ryou rubbed his eyes and sat up. This disturbance caused wanted and yet unwanted friction through thin pajama bottoms. Bakura sailed five feet in the air, effectively hitting the end of the bed and falling to the floor in a loud thump.

Fortunately for Bakura, the sleepy teen missed all this. "Hey 'Kura… Whacha doin' on the floor?" Said Dark grumbled a half assed response into the carpet. That was enough for Ryou, thus he got up and walked back to his own room to change.

Bakura decided a nice cold shower was in order.

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Ryou could still hear the shower going. It had been what? A few hours now? His companion had completely missed breakfast. Breakfast. The only thing Bakura got up for in the mornings. That and cartoons.

Ryou shook his head. He would just have to eat it cold sense Bakura broke the microwave trying to heat up a gerbil. A gerbil for Pete's Sake! Poor thing… Then again, it did bite Ryou's hand.

The boy's head hit the table. I'm starting to sound like Bakura…But his thoughts where interrupted as he heard the shower finally turn off. Ryou could only image the water bill.

A few loud cruses could be heard as the tomb robber scrambled about looking for suitable clothes. Honestly… Can't he just wear a sweater and some jeans? Oh well. He does look good in those leather pants…

"NANI!"

Bakura's head poked over the banister stairs. "What's wrong!" he shouted down. The green eyed young man laughed nervously. "Nothing!"

Bakura was going to shout something cruel but luckily the phone saved Ryou. "I'll get it!" he yelled.

Ryou launched off and attacked the phone. "Hello?" he answered breathlessly. "Hey Ryou. Sounds like you are having a good morning…" the evil smirk could be heard in that sentence. This was followed by…

"OHOHOH! HULLO MY MUNCHKIN FRIEND… That's Yuugi right? No…? Oh right, right… The radioactive chinchillas… HULLO ALBINO BOY! HAHAHAHA! I JUST SAW YOU AT THE CROSSWALK THE OTHER DAY! Oh wait… That was the little walking guy at the light… AIIIIIIIIIE! CHINCHILLAS ARE BACK! STOP THEM YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! SAVE MEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Ryou blinked. "Marik? Malik?"

The so-called Albino Boy heard a sigh on the other end of the line. "Yeah. Malik got into some sugar at Yuugi's house and brought some home."

"Are you sure it was sugar? There are many kinds of white powder. That would certainly explain Yuugi's hair style." Ryou commented. He turned around in time to see Bakura looked at him with a face that wasn't sure if it should laugh or worry about where this conversation was going.

"Yes that would be quite correct… But no. I'm positive it's sugar. So I am going to dump the stash at your house as well as Malik." Ryou's brow furrowed. Bakura tilted his head to his side, obviously confused.

"Do I have a choice in the matter?" Ryou asked his friend's yami. "No. I'm deterimind to pimp out Malik on you." Ryou sighed. "Great not only am I going to be a drug dealer but a pimped man. Thanks Marik."

The look on Bakura's face was quite funny. The hikari heard Marik laugh again. "Good one. I'll be there in a few." Then a click was heard. Ryou laughed and hung up afterwards. He looked up at the older boy in front of him.

"Do I want to know?" was the wary question. "Just Malik on a sugar high. We have to baby sit him." Bakura scowled.

"Why doesn't the idiot do it himself? He shouldn't dump him on us." Ryou just shrugged. He walked over to bring Bakura his cold breakfast. "Perhaps he's just too tired to deal with him. Anyways, I didn't think of it and I already agreed." Bakura's plate was set before him.

His scowl was gone and he poked at it. "It's not hot." He inquired. Ryou raised a slender eyebrow. "I know. I made it hours ago. But you were still in the shower." Bakura gulped at this but Ryou continued. "I would heat it in the microwave if you didn't but Mr. Nibbles in there." The robber stabbed his pancake and stuffed it in his mouth. "Damn that furry creature. He still continues to bite us on the other side…"

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As soon as Marik hung up the phone he turned to the three other pairs of malicious eyes in the room. "Phase one is a go! Coked Munchkin, do you have the carbohydrate substance?"

A large bag of sugar was sent down on the table.

"Excellent. Now, King Pin, do you have the iron silencer and happy white coat?"

A muzzle and straight jacket were set on the table.

"Great work. Now all Sugar Daddy has to do is set things up. You know what I mean."

A hand grabbed the contents on the table.

Each pair of eyes gave a swift nod.

Then off they went to plan the down fall of the last pair of light and dark.

TBC

A/N: (Hysterical laughter) I decided to turn this into a lighter story. It's taking place right after my one-shot. The reason it isn't a second chapter is because it would have clashed horribly with the angst. So think of the one shot as a prologue. Check it out if you are confused. It's called, "Didn't Leave Nobody but the Baby"

Translation:

Ne Right.

Yami Darkness

Hikari Light

Nani What

That's it. Review please! You know you want to!