Welcome to part 2. If you like it, please review. If you don't like it, please review. If you can't be arsed...you get the picture. On with the fic!
As soon as GIR was out the door, Zim knew this was going to be a
disaster. Even though Zim had told him to act like a dog, GIR was in
too strange a mood to listen.
"ZIM COOKAY!"
"No,
GIR, no Zim cookay."
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE
CHIPS!" GIR threw another bag of chocolate chips at Zim.
"GIR, do not throw those around." Zim walked up to a
house and rang the doorbell. An elderly woman stepped out.
"Yes
dear? How can I help you?"
"Greetings human fool! I
wish to sell you these food substances known as cookies." The
elderly lady didn't say anything. Several minutes passed by. Maybe
she hasn't heard me, Zim thought.
"Would you like to buy a
cookie?"
"GREGORY! IT'S THEM! IT'S THEM! GET THE HOSE!"
"What? I am merely trying to..."
"YOU COOKIE
SELLERS ARE..."
"ZIM COOKAY!" The woman stared
at GIR.
"Did that dog talk?" She asked.
"Are
you insane, woman? Dog's don't talk, I did! As I was saying, they are
Zim cookays..."
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!"
"GIR-STOP-THROWING-BAGS-OF-CHOCOLATE-CHIPS!" GIR and
the woman stared at Zim.
"Would you like to buy a Zim
cookay?" Suddenly the woman exploded again.
"GREGORY!
THEY'RE SELLING STRANGE HIP NEW COOKIES! HOSE THEM HOSE THEM HOSE
THEMMMM!" At this point a man appeared next to the woman.
"You're going down, punks!" The man blasted them with a
cold stream of water that threw them back to the pavement.
"Let's
try another house, GIR."
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE
CHIPS!" Zim ducked the bag that was thrown at him.
How many
more of those do you have, GIR?" GIR pressed a button and
peppered Zim with Chocolate Chip bags.
After much pain, Zim reached the last house on the street. A man
opened the door, took one look at Zim and said:
"I'm going
to have to ask you to leave." Zim perked up. That voice...
"YOU!" Zim pointed an accusing finger at the man.
The man looked baffled.
"Sorry?"
"You were the
man who called me about the GOLD prize! You refused to reveal its
secret whereabouts yesterday..."
"I have no idea what
you..."
"SILENCE! You will tell me the whereabouts of
the GOLD prize, or else your house will be destroyed!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
"Ok, o..."
"DO-NOT-INTERUPT-MY-LAUGH! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
There was a pause.
"Well," the man began.
"I'M
NOT FINISHED! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Silence. "You
may speak earthling."
"The prize is...in the mines!
Yes, if you to there, you'll find the...prize." The man
snickered, but Zim did not notice.
"A-HA! NOW AT LAST THE
GOLD PRIZE SHALL BE MINE!"
"CHICKEN!" GIR
yelled. Zim stared at GIR, who shrugged.
"To the mines,
GIR!" And with that, Zim and GIR left, forgetting the cookies.
Zim rushed straight back to the house and began preparations. GIR
watched TV.
"GIR! Stop watching TV!"
"CHICKEN!"
"I'll give you a chicken if you help me!" GIR perked up
and walked down to the lab. Zim sighed.
"Good, now let's..."
"Ooopsie! CHICKEN!"
"GIR-GET-AWAY-FROM-THE-MUTATED-CHICKEN!" At this point
the doorbell rang. "STAY-AWAY-FROM-THE-LAB!"
"Okie
dokie! CHICKEN!" Zim went to the door and opened it. A small
girl was standing there with cookies.
"Would woo wike to buy
some cookies?"
"No," said Zim instantly.
"But
there could be a gold ticket in the bar woo buy..."
"Golden
Ticket? Tell me more!"
"The golden ticket means woo can
win..."
"Yes..."
"...The pwize of
gwowy..."
"YEs..."
"...Which is..."
"...YES..." At this point GIR approached the door.
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!" The girl screamed
as GIR threw bags of chocolate chips at the girl.
"GIR!
NOOOOOOOOOO! I MUST LEARN ABOUT THE PRIZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE!"
By this time, the girl had gone. GIR raced back into the house. Zim
raced after him.
"YOU FOOL GIR! NOW I CAN ONLY POSESS THE
GOLD PRIZE!"
"Oopsie!" Zim heard GIR say.
"DINOSAUR!"
"GIR!" Zim raced into the lab.
"ZIM COOKAY WITH..."
"GIR! NOOOOO!" But
it was too late. GIR dropped a whole bunch of chocolate chip bags,
promptly trapping Zim.
Part 2 over! I know I've obsessed a bit with the ZIM COOKAY thing, but that's the name of the fic after all. Any suggestions to make the story better would be much appreciated!
