Welcome to part 2. If you like it, please review. If you don't like it, please review. If you can't be arsed...you get the picture. On with the fic!

As soon as GIR was out the door, Zim knew this was going to be a disaster. Even though Zim had told him to act like a dog, GIR was in too strange a mood to listen.
"ZIM COOKAY!"
"No, GIR, no Zim cookay."
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!" GIR threw another bag of chocolate chips at Zim.
"GIR, do not throw those around." Zim walked up to a house and rang the doorbell. An elderly woman stepped out.
"Yes dear? How can I help you?"
"Greetings human fool! I wish to sell you these food substances known as cookies." The elderly lady didn't say anything. Several minutes passed by. Maybe she hasn't heard me, Zim thought.
"Would you like to buy a cookie?"
"GREGORY! IT'S THEM! IT'S THEM! GET THE HOSE!"
"What? I am merely trying to..."
"YOU COOKIE SELLERS ARE..."
"ZIM COOKAY!" The woman stared at GIR.
"Did that dog talk?" She asked.
"Are you insane, woman? Dog's don't talk, I did! As I was saying, they are Zim cookays..."
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!"
"GIR-STOP-THROWING-BAGS-OF-CHOCOLATE-CHIPS!" GIR and the woman stared at Zim.
"Would you like to buy a Zim cookay?" Suddenly the woman exploded again.
"GREGORY! THEY'RE SELLING STRANGE HIP NEW COOKIES! HOSE THEM HOSE THEM HOSE THEMMMM!" At this point a man appeared next to the woman.
"You're going down, punks!" The man blasted them with a cold stream of water that threw them back to the pavement.
"Let's try another house, GIR."
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!" Zim ducked the bag that was thrown at him.
How many more of those do you have, GIR?" GIR pressed a button and peppered Zim with Chocolate Chip bags.

After much pain, Zim reached the last house on the street. A man opened the door, took one look at Zim and said:
"I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Zim perked up. That voice...
"YOU!" Zim pointed an accusing finger at the man. The man looked baffled.
"Sorry?"
"You were the man who called me about the GOLD prize! You refused to reveal its secret whereabouts yesterday..."
"I have no idea what you..."
"SILENCE! You will tell me the whereabouts of the GOLD prize, or else your house will be destroyed! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
"Ok, o..."
"DO-NOT-INTERUPT-MY-LAUGH! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" There was a pause.
"Well," the man began.
"I'M NOT FINISHED! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Silence. "You may speak earthling."
"The prize is...in the mines! Yes, if you to there, you'll find the...prize." The man snickered, but Zim did not notice.
"A-HA! NOW AT LAST THE GOLD PRIZE SHALL BE MINE!"
"CHICKEN!" GIR yelled. Zim stared at GIR, who shrugged.
"To the mines, GIR!" And with that, Zim and GIR left, forgetting the cookies.

Zim rushed straight back to the house and began preparations. GIR watched TV.
"GIR! Stop watching TV!"
"CHICKEN!"
"I'll give you a chicken if you help me!" GIR perked up and walked down to the lab. Zim sighed.
"Good, now let's..."
"Ooopsie! CHICKEN!"
"GIR-GET-AWAY-FROM-THE-MUTATED-CHICKEN!" At this point the doorbell rang. "STAY-AWAY-FROM-THE-LAB!"
"Okie dokie! CHICKEN!" Zim went to the door and opened it. A small girl was standing there with cookies.
"Would woo wike to buy some cookies?"
"No," said Zim instantly.
"But there could be a gold ticket in the bar woo buy..."
"Golden Ticket? Tell me more!"
"The golden ticket means woo can win..."
"Yes..."
"...The pwize of gwowy..."
"YEs..."
"...Which is..."
"...YES..." At this point GIR approached the door.
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!" The girl screamed as GIR threw bags of chocolate chips at the girl.
"GIR! NOOOOOOOOOO! I MUST LEARN ABOUT THE PRIZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE!" By this time, the girl had gone. GIR raced back into the house. Zim raced after him.
"YOU FOOL GIR! NOW I CAN ONLY POSESS THE GOLD PRIZE!"
"Oopsie!" Zim heard GIR say. "DINOSAUR!"
"GIR!" Zim raced into the lab.
"ZIM COOKAY WITH..."
"GIR! NOOOOO!" But it was too late. GIR dropped a whole bunch of chocolate chip bags, promptly trapping Zim.

Part 2 over! I know I've obsessed a bit with the ZIM COOKAY thing, but that's the name of the fic after all. Any suggestions to make the story better would be much appreciated!