Hey! Really sorry about not posting this up sooner, my computer had to be taken into the repair shop for a bit. But now I can get on with the story!

Several hours after being trapped under the chocolate chip cookies, Zim was in the kitchen while Gir watched TV.
"GIR!"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?"
"I need you to get me some cookie dough."
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND SPRINKLES!"
"Yes, GIR. Zim Cookays with chocolate chips and sprinkles. Now go out and get the cookie dough! I have a fiendish plan!"
"UHIDSYGU?"
"GIR, stop talking nonsense and bring me that cookie dough!"
"Yessir!" Zim watched as GIR walked out, leaving the door open.
"GIR..."

Several hours later, Zim and GIR approached the mines laden with cookies.
"GIR! Go and scout the mines, see if there's anyone there!" GIR ran into the mines, and then a few seconds later, walked back outside with his head on fire.
"GIR? Why is your head on fire?"
"HUG!"
"NO GIR! AHHHHHHHHH! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!" Zim rolled around on the floor while GIR stared at him with his head still on fire. When Zim had fully recovered, he stood back up again.
"Why do you have your head on fire GIR?"
"HUGGG!"
"AHHHHHH!"
"HUG!"
"BUUUUUURRRNNNNNIINNNG!"
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND SPRINKLES!"
"GIR-CUT-THAT-OUT-AND-TELL-ME-WHY-YOUR-HEAD-IS-ON-FIRE!"
"Dib told me to hug you if you asked me that."
"WHAAATTT?"
"HUG!"
"MELLLLLLLLTTTTTTTIIIINNNGGGGGGGGGG!" Zim once again rolled on the floor until the fire was out.
"So, Dib is after the prize as well, eh? I knew these would come in handy!" Zim picked up two of the cookies and attached them to a catapault. He then placed explosives on the cookies and launched them.
"YES! IN YOUR FACE DIB! Now, let's go and find the prize!"
"Not so fast, Zim!" Zim turned round to see Dib in a heroic pose. "I have come to stop your diabolical plan!"
"How did you know I had a diabolical plan?"
"I...um...th...that's not important! What's important is I will stop you!"
"Oh really? GIR, launch the cookies!"
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND SPRINKLES!" GIR started throwing the Zim Cookays at Dib.
"Ow! Hey! Stop it GIR! OOOOOOOWWWWW! THE CORNERS!" Dib collapsed on the floor.
"Excellent! Now, let's go GIR!" Zim started walking, but GIR just stared at him.
"GIR? Let's move!"
"Zim..."
"What is it, GIR?"
"ZIM COOKAY WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND CHICKEN!"
"Too far, GIR. Too far."

The War of the Cookies really kicks off in the next part! Please review, comment, whatever!