After encountering Dib in the mines, Zim had rushed back to his lab to make reinforcements while GIR made more cookies.
"Truly I am so amazing!" Zim laughed. "I shall use my technology to turn my cookies into ROBOTS OF DOOM! But I need another plan, in case DIB was expecting that. Hmmm...I'll put on the bear suit!" Zim rushed upstairs and found a moth-eaten bear suit. Zim put it on, then started thinking. Several minutes passed, but Zim had no ideas. GIR came in carrying a tray of cookies, but immediately dropped them when he saw Zim.
"Intruder!" GIR yelled, eyes turning red.
"NO GIR! IT'S ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zim started running around the house while GIR chased him.
"GIR IT'S ME STOP THAT AT OONNNNNNCCCCEEEEE!" GIR's eyes turned normal.
"Do the dance, Zim!" GIR said eagerly.
"Dance? What dance?"
"You know, the bear dance!"
"No GIR, I will not..."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Zim sighed.
"Okay, GIR. Doo dee doo dee doo!" GIR clapped as Zim danced round the room. GIR got up and danced behind him.
"Doo dee doo dee doo! Doo dee doo dee...GIR! I have a plan! Ohhh yes, a fiendish plan, a plan so..."
"Zim Cookay with chocolate chips!"
"Owwww! The corners! The...mmmmm! These "chocolate chips" aren't that bad...but enough of this! I must inform the tallest of my progress!" Zim raced to the TV and flicked a switch, immediately displaying the two faces of the tallest.
"Greetings, Tallest!" Zim said enthusiastically.
"Oh. Hello Zim." They responded.
"I bring news of a GOLD prize! I have built myself an army of cookies and various other food substances to capture the prize and stop anyone in my way!"
"Wont the humans eat the food?"
"What? That is absurd! Humans eating food! Whatever next?"
"Why are you in a bear suit?"
"It helps me think!" GIR tugged at Zim. "What is it, GIR? I'm speaking with the tallest!"
"Do the dance, Zim! Doo dee doo dee doo!" Upon hearing this the tallest had to hold their mouths so that Zim wouldn't know they were laughing.
"Go on, Zim!" they said between fits of giggles. "Do the dance!"
"Very well, tallest! I shall do my duty! Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo!" The tallest were turning purple at this point.
"We-have-to-go-Zim-bye!" they said before quickly turning off the intercom nd laughing.
"Doo dee doo dee doo!" they said to each other as they fell to the floor from laughing too much.

Several hours later, Zim was back at the mines.
"That Dib will not stop me! GIR! Launch the cookie cannons!" GIR saluted and fired the cookie cannons at the mines.
"So, you came back for more, Zim?" a voice said. Zim saw Dib at the entrance to the mines. "Well, I came prepared! Go my robots!" A number of robots emerged from the mines.
"Go my Food substance robots! Destroy the human!"
"Food substance robots? That's just...dumb."
"Dumb like sprinkles, Dib! Dumb like sprinkles!" At this point the robots were engaging in battle. Zim watched as his robots fired chocolate chips at the enemy.
"Soon. Soon! The GOLD prize will be mine! ...I HAVE LOST MY PATIENCE! These robots are too slow! I will just venture into the mines myself! Come on GIR! Let's go!" Zim grabbed GIR and they raced through the chaos to the mines. Dib saw this.
"No you wont, Zim! I'll stop you!" He struck up a heroic pose, when a piece of Zim's cookie robot bounced off his abnormally large head. "Owww!" He picked up the cookie robot and took a bite. "Mmmm! This is great!" forgetting his mission, Dib raced around, eating pieces of Zim's robots. But what Dib didn't know was...EATING TOO MUCH SUGAR MADE HIM CRAZY!

Heh heh, the next part is gonna be great! Hyper Dib! I'm really sorry about the gap between parts. I'll do my best to make up for it in the next part. I can't wait...also sorry for shortness...BUT THE NEXT PART WILL BE LONGER!