Ike and the EVIL chocolate

Ok, I'm really bored. So I wrote this Fanfic. Can Ike buy the EVIL chocolate!

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It was a normal day at the Ike mercenaries stronghold (They changed the name.). Ike was reading. Boyd was nagging about Titania making him practice. Oscar was walking around, with that creepy smile on his face. And Mist was stabbing Ike while he was reading so she could practice healing.

"Mist, not so – OW!"

"Sorry Ike." Said Mist as she stabbed her brother again. "Heals Better?

"Lots. Why don't you go practice on Boyd?"

"Ok!"

A few minutes later……

Ike was reading "Force fields for Morons" When Boyd came in all scratched and bloody and had a really bad owie on his hand.

"You can have your sister back." Said Boyd as he glared at Ike.

"Sorry."

"Wait Boyd! I still have to heal you!" Said Mist. "Heals Boyd All better?"

"Yup."

"MIST AND BOYD. REPORT TO THE DINING HALL FOR A MEETING IMMIDIAENTLY." Said the P.A. System.

"What's a P.A. system?"

"Dunno. Let's go Mist." Said Boyd as he took Mist to the dining hall.

"I wonder why they're having a meeting without me. I'm the commander. They can't do that!" Said Ike as he put down his book and ran to the dining hall. And what he saw was NOT pretty.

Everyone was eating chocolate. I'm not even sure if chocolate was invented back then. But whatever.

"Hey Ike! Do you want some chocolate?" Said Brom as he ate the last bite. "Never mind."

"You guys! Why are you all eating chocolate?" Said Ike.

It was silent for a moment. But someone finally answered: "Well…. Because it tastes good!" Everyone murmered their agreement.

For a while, Ike just sat down while everyone else ate chocolate. But when they shouted for more, someone yelled "We're all out!"

"WHAT?" Yelled everyone. Then, everyone started staring at Ike.

"Oh – no. I am not going out there to buy chocolate for everyone."

5 seconds later….

"I can't believe I'm going out there to buy chocolate for everyone." Said Ike as he went to the super market.

At the super market, Ike was amazed. It was bigger then any fortress or castle he had ever seen!

"This is going to take a while." Said Ike as he went to the information booth.

"Hello, welcome to the super – OMG! It's IKE! Hey Ike! Would you like a "Person who's really important" discount?"

"Err… No thanks. Say, do you know where the chocolate is?" Asked Ike.

"Chocolate?"

"It's a long story. Where is it?"

"Well, actually, this market is so big, even I don't know!" Confessed the Info guy.

"WHAT? Whatever."

As Ike was walking around in the super market, He saw someone he thought he would never see in his life.

"Seth?"

That's right! Seth from Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones TM! For some reason, he was still in his armor and still on his horse. Maybe, it's superglue?

"Yeah, it's me. Everyone wants me to go buy beans. Weird, huh? What about you?"

"I have to go get chocolate." Said Ike. "What are you doing here anyway? You aren't in this game!"

"Oh. Right. Well, then I'm off to Broadway! Tally Ho!" Said Seth as he put on a top hat and started humming "When the saints go marching in" while poofing away in a puff of smoke.

"Tally Ho?"

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Bob: Yeah, that's the first chapter. It sucks.

Titania: Oh, it doesn't suck that much.

Ike and Bob: Yeah it does.

Titania: Ok, it does…..

Bob: Yeah, you're right. I'm bored, so I made this little bonus thingy.

Elincia: Thank you, Ike mercenaries, for killing king Ashnard.

Boyd: It was no biggie.

Elincia: Yeah it was. So we took three new things and named them after three of the Ike mercenaries! For Ike, A new candy called, "Mike and Ike"!

Audience:Cheers

Ike: A candy?

Bob: You'll take it, and you'll like it! Smacks Ike

Ike: Ow! Okay, okay! Gosh…..

Bob: ANYONE ELSE?

Ike mercenaries: Shakes head

Bob: Good. Leaves.

Elincia: 0o….. Ok then….. And to Titania, a new metal called, "Titanium"!

Titania: Who didn't see that coming…

Elincia: And to Boyd, A GLORIOUS new invention called… The Television!
Boyd: WHAT! That doesn't even make sense!

Elincia:…. It's the writer's fault! Run's away

Bob: Sorry.

Drum shot