Ike and the EVIL chocolate

Chapter 2

The Produce Aisle and the frozen meat Aisle

Well, I'm impressed with myself. I actually got some good reviews. So this is the second chapter. Can Ike defeat the Vegetable king? And if he gets past him, can he beat the top frozen meat snowman?

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Ike was still in the Super Market, looking for chocolate, when he stumbled into the produce aisle.

"Well, we could use some more vegetables." Thought Ike as he walked into the produce aisle. "Let's see here…. We could use some beans. Hey! Where are the beans! Oh, right. Seth. Hey! Lettuce! Wait, that gives Boyd gas. Last time Boyd had gas… Never mind. Hmmm… Cabbage…. Oscar does make a good cabbage stew…." Said Ike. While he was looking at vegetables, he suddenly fell down a random hole!

"What the! #&!"

"Ah. You have fallen for the Vegetable king's trap, yes?" Said a mysterious voice.

"Who are you?"

"I am the Vegetable king! The president of Parsley! The captain of corn! The duke of DEEP FRIED VEGETABLE DUMPLINGS!" Shouted the Vegetable king. "I was the big man of beans, but some weird guy with red hair, armor, and a horse took all the beans…."

"So why did you kidnap me?" Asked Ike. "And why did you put a hole in the produce aisle?"

"So people can work in my vegetable garden! I am a vegetarian." Replied the vegetable king.

"I see. I have a question."

"What?"

"If I best you in swordplay, will you let me and all these other people go?" Questioned Ike.

"Ha ha! You amuse me. Now I will amuse you by agreeing to your little challenge. We shall duel tomorrow." Replied the Vegetable king.

"Today."

"Next morning."

"This afternoon."

"Tonight at 12:00 P.M."

"No, next morning."

"No, this afternoon."

"How about right now?"

"Ok." Said Ike with a small chuckle.

"But be warned. My carrot blades will defeat y-" The Vegetable king was cut off by Ike cutting his carrots into thin little slices and the putting the tip of his regal sword right in front of the Vegetable king's neck.

"All right you win! But be again warned. I may have failed, but the top frozen meat snowman will not!" Warned the Vegetable king.

"I'll take my chances." Replied Ike. Though he was a little worried about what he said…

10 minutes later….

Everyone was outside, including the vegetable garden workers. Ike took some cabbage and left. After a while, he found the frozen meat aisle.

"Hmm…. Well, we do need some more meat….. And anything goes great with Oscars cabbage stew, especially pork and beans. Wait, Seth took all the beans. I'll just get chicken." Ike thought. While he was looking for the chicken, he was careful not to fall into random holes. But suddenly, (Dum bum bum….) Ike was sucked in to a random hole! In the ceiling!

"Great. A random hole in the ceiling. That's just great." Ike thought as he was being sucked forcibly in to the ceiling hole.

"Ok… This is odd…"

"HA HA! FOOL! You fell for the Vegetable king's trap, escaped, were making sure that you didn't fall into any random holes in the floor, and you fell for my trap, didn't you?" Said a mysterious voice.

"Well actually, yeah. But first things first. Who are you?" Replied Ike.

"Me? I am the Top Frozen Meat Snowman!"

"Oh no. The vegetable king warned me about you. So… What will you do with me?" Asked Ike.

"Oh. I will – Ahh! I'm being cooked!" The Top Frozen Meat Snowman was cut off by someone cooking it with a flame thrower. And that person was…..

"Boyd?"

"Yeah, it's me. You were taking awfully long with the chocolate, they sent me to get some food. Now I have a bunch of cooked meat without a label, and I can go. Bye!" Then Boyd ran away with meat.

"Ok…. I better get out of here…" Said Ike. Ike got a mattress from absolutely nowhere and threw it down the hole. He then jumped down and landed on the mattress.

"It's getting late. I better get back. Then again, they'd kill me if I didn't bring the chocolate. I better ask that Info guy if I can sleep here." Then Ike ran to the Info booth.

"Hey Ike! The checkout place is that way." Said they Info guy.

"That's not it. See, everyone will kill me if I don't bring back chocolate, so can I sleep here?" Asked Ike.

"Sure!"

"Thanks."

After avoiding girls who wanted to sleep with him, (Eww…) He went to one of the carts and started to sleep. His last thoughts before sleeping were…

"This Super market is very, very weird…"

Bob: Well, that's the end of the second chapter.

Boyd: That sucked even more than the last chapter! And flamethrowers weren't invented yet!

Bob: I don't care. This is Fanfiction. You can write almost anything!

Boyd: But it still sucks…

Bob: Shut up!

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