Ike and the EVIL Chocolate

Chapter three

Attack of the movie rip-offs

Sorry I haven't updated in very x 100 long. I was busy doing stuff. Anyway, this is a chapter with a lot of movie rip-offs. And it's sort of dumb and funny at the same time. I made this up when I went to my piano practice. I like it.

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"Ughh... Where am I? Oh right. Chocolate." Ike said as he woke up. Then he saw something.

One of those signs they have in front of the aisles where they tell you what's in the aisle. On that one, it said, "CHOCOLATE". Ike didn't care what else and he leaped with joy. He was going to go get the chocolate when…

"STOP. I was here first."

It was a man completely covered in silver armor with a touch of yellow. He had a mask that had a striking resemblance to Darth Vader's mask.

"Hello sir, I really need to get through. If you'll excuse me..." Ike said. He walked around the man and somehow accidentally punched his face somehow.

The man snapped his fingers twice and held up a hand. "Oh no, you didn't!". Ike did the same thing and said "Oh yes I did!" The man immediately brandished a sword. "Do you want to die" He asked"

Ike drew his regal blade and said "No. I just want... CHOCOLATE!" As he said that last word he leaped at the man, sword in hand. The man blocked and tried to strike a blow against Ike. Ike blocked, jumped behind the man, and swung his sword. The man blocked.

Never before had such a fearsome battle been fought. They slashed, blocked, parried, had tea parties, kicked random spectators in the private place, but the Masked Man became the Victor, with the Ike on the floor.

"Titania never told you what happened to Seth." The Masked Man said. "What? What are you talking about?" Replied Ike. "No Ike. I AM your Seth. Search your feelings. You know it to be true." And with that, them Masked Man took off his mask and he turned out to be Seth! "Oh yeah. This is the part when you go, "Noooooooo!"". "Oh. Ok. Noooooooo!" Ike replied. "So now what, Seth" Ike asked. 'You'll have to wait until the next movie!" Seth answered. "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

For now, here are some commercials!

Boyd: Hello people. Are you tired of ordinary life? Hearing about wars but not BEING in them got you down?

Oscar: Then join the Ike Mercenaries! We have weapons and training for all ages! Right Rolf?

Rolf: Right! It's super cool!

Boyd: So come on down to the Ike Mercenaries. Where we put the FUN in Mercenaries!

Oscar: Psst. Boyd, that wasn't right!

Boyd: How was I supposed to know, you son of a –

Rolf: NEXT COMMERCIAL!

Soren: Hey, what's on the table for dinner? Why Leguz, of course! At Leguz BBQ, we only have then finest of Leguz roasting technology to cook our Leguz!

(While he's saying that, it shows a tiger with a stick through it being held by two people and it's over a open fire)

Soren: So come on down to Leguz BBQ! Where we care about our customers!

Lethe: Why you! –

(Show Titania, sitting on a chair, with the spot light on her. It goes into a slideshow with a bunch of picture of her in weird poses, holding a bottle of milk.)

Announcer: Milk. It's good for you.

Now the next movie!

(It shows Ike and Seth sword fighting. Ike is winning. They are in a huge castle.)

(UPDATE: Ike has won. We know bring you live to the scene.)

"Why, Seth? WHY?" Ike asked. "Because Ike.. I had to get.. The beans.." He replied. "WATCH OUT! THE CASTLE GOING TO BLOW!" a knight yelled. "Quick Ike! To the bicycle! " Seth yelled.

Ike: Seth!

Seth: Ike!

Ike: Seth!

Seth: Ike!

And thus, they did the Gai – Lee thing from Naruto. If you don't know what that is, it's when there's a sunset in the background and they hug.

"Ok, enough of that, to the bicycle Ike!" Seth yelled.

And so, they got into a bicycle, and Seth was riding in the little basket at the front.

"We're flying Ike! We're really flying!" Seth yelled when they were directly in front of the moon.

At the Ike Mercenaries base...

Boyd: And the cow jumped over the mooooooooooon!

(Titania whacks Boyd)

Titania: That's not a cow! That's Ike and Seth!

While they were arguing, Ike and Seth started falling.

"Ahh!" They both yelled as they were falling.

They landed near a bomb, about to explode! They jumped just in time, but all slo – mo. In bold letters it said, "Mission Ikepossible.".

"Phew. We survived." Said Ike. "Yeah." replied Seth. But something fell at their feet. It was a sign that said, "Super Market". They were about to panic when a huge load of chocolate and beans fell at their feet.

"What a weird coincidence. Eh, Ike?" Seth Asked. "Yeah." Ike answered. Ike took the chocolate and Seth took the beans. "See you later then! Tally Ho!" Seth yelled as he vanished in a puff of smoke.

Later…

Ike was in his room, reading the rest of "Force fields for morons", when suddenly he heard something on the P.A System.

"Ike, we're out of chocolate."

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And that kids, is the end.

Please, Read and Review!

I'm thinking of making a sequel. Something about the info guy. Any Ideas?