SS- Watching replay of last interview. Kuwabara being dragged away screaming
SS1-This is the best episode yet!!!!!!
SS2-looks at bowl We're out of popcorn
SS1- WHAT????? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We must get some more from the kitchen!!
SS2-What??? We have to go all the way there??????????
Kurama- sweatdrop Shouldn't we be trying to save Kuwabara?
Hiei- Even if we tried to save him, we wouldn't find him until the next episode.
Voice-Some heroes...
SS1-I'VE GOT IT!!!! We will get one of the YYH characters to go to the kitchen!!!!
SS2-But Kuwabara got kidnapped...again.
Voice-Oh what a tragedy. I guess you have no choice but to get up and walk there.
SS1- NEVER FEAR!!!!!!!! WE HAVE EVERY YU YU HAKUSHO CHARACTER THAT WE EVER HEARD ABOUT THAT ARE ACTUALLY IN THE ANIME AND ACTUALLY MATTER! WE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!!
SS2- But who?
SS1- Who do you think? Grabs Keiko and throws her I hate Keiko.
SS2- OH! We're doing the 'Why we hate Keiko' questions now?
SS1- No, I just hate her.
Yusuke- Why did you just throw Keiko through the window and ten miles East of the capital of Iraq?
SS2- She missed the capital.
YYH Characters- Sweatdrop
SS1- We're still out of popcorn.
Voice- Maybe you might want to start the questions?
SS1- Not until I get my popcorn!!!!!!
.Com- beep!
SS2- Great idea .Com! .Com said let's start the questions!
SS1- Good idea! But what first?
SS2- Touya!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs over and grabs arm
Touya- Y-yes?
SS2- Will you marry me?
Voice- That's not one of the questions....
SS2-SHUT UP CEILING!!!! turns to Touya with heart eyes Well????
Touya- um...well....I...uh...you see....I don't kno-
SS2-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! throws Touya by accident while in dramatic sadness
SS1-Well then Touya, I'm afraid I have no choice.
Touya- (scared) W-what?
SS1- You must be gay with Jin in this fic.
Jin- (unfazed) Why?
Touya- WHAT????
SS1- The fangirls have to be happy. If you are not with someone, you must be together. Which brings us to our FIRST TOPIC!!! YYH YAOI!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke- WHAT KIND OF TOPIC IS THAT???????????
SS2- A very popular one. Right my sister?
SS1- Of course my sister. And sooooooo many options!!!!!
Kurama- Why do I have a very bad feeling about this?
SS2- Oh you should be....
SS1- right up by Kurama's face Be afraid...be very very afraid...
Kuwabara- Slams open door and runs up to group GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! I'M STILL WAITING TO BE RESCUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baldok- Wait stupid-orange-headed one! Baldok not finished with you yet!
SS2-It's Baldok! Yay Baldok! walks up to Baldok Baldok, are the rest of the baddie-waddie guys here?
Baldok- Scary-girl speak to Baldok and talk of Baddie-Waddie? Baldok confused!!!
Dr. Ichigaki- What is taking so long you un-geniuslike stupid flying mammal!
Baldok- Short bald guy talking to Baldok too??? Baldok no understand anymore!!!!!!!!! flies out window crashes into building falls way down, and we don't care anymore
SS1- Are the other bad guys here?
Dr. Ichigaki- The other fools? Yes.
Other Fools (other bad guys)- Walk in
SS2- AHHHHHH OLDER TOGURO!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME TOUYA!!!!!!!!!!
SS1- No....not you.
SS2- Oh yeah...AHHHHHHHHH OLDER TOGURO!!!!!!!! SAVE TOUYA JIN!!!!!!!!
Jin- Okay. grabs Touya Touya glares at Jin What? They're the fanfic authors! You can't defy fanfic authors!! It's like trying to stop the wind blowing through the trees when the world is going round and round and whooo wheee and all the leaves are going this way and that and so much that the chirp-chirp birdies can't even fly when the whoo and whee windie is just too strong and passing through because their wing-wings ain't meant for flying on--
SS1- WE GET IT!!!!!!!! Jin stops Oh, his accent so kawaii. Anyway, like I was saying, right now we're going to be discussing, YU YU YAOI!!!!!
SS2- Ghost-gay?
SS1- It just sounds better.
Yusuke-Remind me again WHY we're here!
SS1- BECAUSE WE ARE THE ALMIGHTY AUTHORESSES. Anyway, first off we are going to start with everybody's favorite boy to match up with ANY and EVERY CHARACTER ever seen in the anime! Please screech and scream for KURAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Audience- Yay.
Kurama- tries to leave room but stopped because one of the guards is Karasu walks back
SS1- So Kurama, how does it feel to be hunted day and night by fangirls and more importantly yaoi fangirls?
Kurama- Uh...
SS1- Interesting! Okay, now to the more important questions: Who did you sleep with last night?
Kurama- What!!!
SS2-Kurama's most popular yaoi and het couples include: Hiei, Botan, Yusuke, Karasu, Kurone, Yomi, and yes, believe it or not, KUWABARA!!!
All Listed Except for Karasu and Yomi-WHAT?????
SS1- You have also been in fanfics with Touya, Toguro, Shizuru, Koenma, Yukina and millions upon millions of Original Characters. Enough to make me sick. BLAHH!
Touya&Koenma- WHAT????????
SS2- (only to Koenma) SHUT UP!!! YOU GET YOUR TURN LATER!!!! (to Touya) It's okay Touya, you can scream all you want as long as you're with Jin.
Silence
SS1- So to cut right to the chase, who do you want to be with in this fic. And you must choose otherwise we're telling your mommy!!!!!
Voice-We're at the end of the fic.
SS2- YAY!!!!!! A CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice-Now for the ending chapter song.
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SSs- Who will Kurama choose? And next time, what about the rest of the characters???? Will Keiko ever return from Eastern Iraq??? Will we care??? And will we change the category and rating??? Will we update soon??? Review and find out!!
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