Hey everyone sorry I've been out of town BUT NOW I'M BACK and with a new chappy!


Later that night Gir was thinking about what his master said.

"Something bad happened to me on my birthday when i was a smeet and I don't want to remeber it…."

Those word's went threw Gir's little empty head over and over.

Gir sat on the couch watching the scary monkey show when it hit him.

"ME'S KNOW'S WHO WILL HELP MY MASTER!"


The next day Gir in his doggy suit ran to the big head boy's house other wise known as Dib. Gaz and Dib were on the couch, Gaz was watching her favorite vampire piggy movie. As for Dib he was looking threw some files of Zim to see which one he could send into mysterious mystery's for the 400th time.

"Dib…..forget you have sent in at least 486 pictures of Zim there not going to put it on….."

"486 is the charm Gaz……"

All the sudden they heard a loud scream and bang at the door. Dib recognized the scream it was Gir no doubt. Dib let out a sigh.

"Let me in……"

Gaz shrugged and went to the door. But before she could answer it Gir flew open the door and ran to Dib.

"BIG HEAD IT'S MY MASTER HE'S SAD HE'S DON'T WANT TO HAVE A PARTY BECAUSE SOMETHING BAD'S HAPPENED WHEN HE WAS A KIDDY!" Screamed Gir flinging his arm's in the air.

"...Gir get out of my HOUSE!" Dib said not even looking up from his files.

"But's it's master he's not happy….."

"Awwww…….guess what though…..I don't care!"

Gir sighed.

"But…….it's his birthday…………."

"So?"

"Please….I love my master I's don't want him sad………never's…."

Dib looked up to Gir's unhappy face. He sighed and thought for a moment.

"…..no….."

This time Gir got an idea…..and really the only idea he's ever gotten.

"You's know's if we's go back in time's…..then you's can find out more about's the Irken race……"

That got Dib's attention. He stood up and thought again.

"Well……I could always find out more about Zim's race so I can destroy it…….alright well go see what's up….."

Gir's face lit up and squeak with joy.


Dib, Gaz and Gir walked down to Membrane's lab and walked towards the machine.

"Okay Gir what year was Zim a kid?"

Gir shrugged.

"Gir I have to know so I can set the time to go to…."

"Master never told me his age………but's me remembers Scoodge saying that we were kid's there were two eclipse's and he's said that only happens ever 200 year's!

Dib blinked then started laughing.

"Gir that's…..that's impossible because if that was true that would make Zim…….200 year's old!"

"…….yes……."

Dib blinked. He couldn't believe Zim was that old.

"…..ooookkkaay…….whatever….."

He started the machine and sat to 200 year's ago.