Disclaimer: If life was an apple, we would eat it.
Yusuke: Can we hurry this up...I've been here for MONTHS!
SS2: I would... but SS1 is too busy....
Yusuke: then why don't YOU interview without her!? Can't you do ANYTHING on your own?!
SS1: No, she can't.
SS2: Sister!!! You're here!!!! ::hug::
SS1: Yes sister, I have come. I have been warring with my soul over some things, testing my conscience and consulting with my heart.
Voice: This should be good...
SS2: I have no idea what you said...
SS1: I have decided...WE MUST REVEAL OUR IDENTITIES!!!!!!!!!!!
SS2: WHAT???
Voice: Oh no!...(i hate my life...)
YYH Cast: So....
SS2: (threatens YYH cast with sword)
YYH Cast: Oh no!
SS1: The time has come...
Voice: Okay....
SS2: WAIT!! .Com hasn't said anything yet!! We need his opinion!!
SS1: Oh my sister...I hate to tell you this...so I'll make Yusuke do it instead.
Yusuke: What?
SS2: WHAT'S WRONG WITH .COM??????
Yusuke: That's the computer right?
SS2: Don't make me hurt you...
Yusuke: Is that a yes or a no?
SS1: A yes.
(SS1 vanishes into smoke)
Yusuke: what just happened?
SS2: She was taken away!
Kurama: by whom may I ask?
SS2: ....homework........
YYH Cast: ...
SS2: (threatens cast again)
YYH Cast: ::GASP!::
SS1: (magically poofs back) Stupid current events paper...
YYH Cast: ::sweatdrops::
SS1: Okay!!! Now that the stupid volcanoes have gone away...
SS2: WHERE'S .COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SS1: Um...
SS2: He was the only one that understood me....
Yusuke: Wow, he must have been a really smart computer.
SS2: ::Wacks Yusuke on head with Bui's axe::
Bui: Hey, that's mine!!
SS1: I thought you didn't like to talk blue-head?
Bui: But she took my axe!! ::cries::
SS2: (in dark evil voice) You want it back...tell me where you're hiding .Com...
Kurama: What about the yaoi subject? You're becoming inconsistent...
SS1: Oh! So you were enjoying it?
Kurama: ::blush:: no...
SS2: .COM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE MOST ADORABLE YAOI COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SS1: Gasp! How can you resist the blushing face of the most hottest anime fox in the history of anime with another good looking guy from the magnificent anime of Yu Yu Hakusho?? ::points at Kurama::
Kurama: ::blushes more then turns away::
SS2: I WANT .COM!!!!!!!! EVEN IF IT IS KURAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts crying)
Voice: He got a DWI.
SS2: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Itchigaki: It means he was Driving While Intoxicated, although your puny ningen mind probably cannot comprehend what that means. In short, he was drinking and driving.
SS2: (pause) I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SS1: .Com drank beer and then he was driving...and then he crashed.
SS2: ...Into a tree?
SS1: No, a table.
Kuwabara: How did he do that?
SS2: .COM CAN DO ANYTHING YOU UGLY PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A YU YU HAKUSHO CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Wha--?
SS2: (Puts sword at Kuwabara's throat) Have you not yet noticed that every single character, aside from you, in Yu Yu Hakusho is either incredibly cute, handsome pretty, or evil and/or dead?? You should not exist!!!!! Even Genkai has her beautiful younger form. RISHO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL CAN YUKINA LIKE YOU????? SHE TEN TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU, YOU STUPID UGLY WARRIOR OF POOP!
Yusuke: Wow. she's mad.
Hiei: She's got a point.
Kuwabara: (crying) You're mean!
SS1: Maybe I shouldn't say this....(crosses out on script that magically appears in her hand)
SS2: (teleports in front of SS1, and then uses dark evil voice) What?
SS1: ...How .Com crashed into the table and was able to drink alcohol...?
SS2: (takes out sword again) How did he do it sister?
SS1: Um...ask Yusuke!! (Hides behind Yusuke)
Yusuke: Don't put me in the middle of this!!....oh, ha ha ha very funny! (for those of you who don't understand, Yusuke is in the middle of it, literally)
SS2: Speak spirit detective, if you value your life.
Yusuke: You were just watching Hiei recently, weren't you?
SS2: NO! I was watching Rurouni Kenshin!
SS1: Kenshin!!! Where????
SS2: I'm still threatening Yusuke!
SS1: Oh, right.
Yusuke: I didn't do anything!!
SS2: That just proves you did something! Talk!
Yusuke: I am talking!!
SS2: About .Com!!!
Yusuke: Okay...he's a computer that you seem to be having really weird feelings about...
SS2: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO .COM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: Bored now.
SS1: I don't think he's going to admit what happened any time soon.
SS2: Then I have no choice. I must use the powers given to me as a Scary Sister, and a crazy anime otaku.
SS1: You wouldn't....
Yusuke: What, what the hell are you talking about.
SS2: I have ways of making you talk...
SS1: Do it! Do it!
SS2: First, I'm going to bring Keiko back from Iraq! (snaps fingers, and Keiko's suddenly back)
Keiko: W-what happened?
SS1: Dammit.
Yusuke: Oh, yeah, real threatening! Bringing Keiko back!
SS2: Don't be so calm now, detective. Because now, I'm going to use SCARY SISTER YAOI POWER!!!!!!!
Voice: Not bored anymore.
SS1: Yay!!
Keiko: NO!!!!!!!!!! Yusuke!!!!!!!!!!!!
A blast of light, a gush of wind, and lots of anime flower petals and sparkles. And suddenly...
SS2: Now, Yusuke Urameshi; I have the ability to make you in love with any guy from Yu Yu Hakusho or any other anime that I want...
Koenma: Well that's sure better than my pacifier power...
SS2: But who to chose...
Kuwabara: How can you do this!
Hiei: Don't bother her or she'll chose you! And as much as I would love to see you suffer, I don't think I can stomach that.
SS1: (raises hand)
SS2: What?
SS1: Kurama!!!!!
Kurama: Oh god.
SS2: Yesss....that will do nicely...(rubs hands together) Now! In the name of my beloved, .Com; I, Scary Sister Two, now proclaim that Yusuke is in love with Kurama!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poof!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: (silent)
Keiko: Yusuke, are you okay??
Kuwabara: Do you feel any different?
Puu: (rubbing his cheek against Kurama) Puuuuu....
Kurama: Um...guys?
Botan: What do we do now???? Yusuke!!! Poof!!
SS1: Sorry, that only works with us.
Koenma: Change him back! You're the nice one right???
SS2: She can't do that.
Keiko: Why not??
SS1: Don't you know who I am?
Voice: No, you two never ended up telling them do to volcanoes.
SS1: Oh, right. Stupid volcanoes...
Kurama: Well who are you????
SS2 : I'm Yoyo Kid Rinku
SS1: ...and I'm Raining Petals. (and I was supposed to go first!!!)
Yusuke: WHAT???????????????????
Kurama: Well, that explains a few things....(trying to get Puu off of his head)
Voice: What happened to .Com? What do the new-found identities of the Scary Sisters mean for the Yu Yu Hakusho cast? And how long will Keiko last in the story now? Find out in the next episode of the Scary Sister show! (god I hate my life)
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Bye-Bye
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SS2: In loving memory of .Com: BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!