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.NET: TACK!
SS2: (crying) It's not the same!
SS1: I know sister…I'm going through the same thing. (starts to cry) All that Subaru fan-written angst….gone!
SS2: THAT'S NOT THE SAME AT ALL! TAKE THIS SUPER SCARY SISTER 2 YAOI LOVE BOMB! HAH!
SS1: AHH! NOT THE SUPER SCARY SISTER 2 YAOI LOVE BOMB! AGH!
Voice: This has been going on since July 2005.When Yoyo Kid Rinku was forced to part with her…computer. She now has her own, which she named .net.
SS2: I even put google eyes on him! And my printer! And my mouse! And my clock!
SS1: …I don't know her, I swear.
Botan: Umm… We've been sitting here over a year now…so…
SS2: I know right? Isn't it fantastic that its still up?
Koenma: I still cant believe it's lasted this long.
Rinku: I'll bet that it's cause they feel sorry that nobody reads this (laughs)
Shishiwakamaru: $20 on it gets taken down by 2007.
Rinku: You're on!
SS2: TRAITOR!
Rinku: Hey! I bet on it lasting!
SS2: YOU STILL BET ON IT!
SS1: Hey….where'd Yusuke and Kurama and Jin and Touya run off to..?
(sisters look at each other)
SSs: (whining) I WANTED TO WATCH!
Voice: (sigh) I knew they were going to say that.
SS1: (looks back in script) We were sooooo close too….
:flashback:
Keiko: NO! Yusuke!
A blast of light, a gush of wind, and lots of anime flower petals and sparkles. And suddenly...
SS2: Now, Yusuke Urameshi; I have the ability to make you in love with any guy from Yu Yu Hakusho or any other anime that I want...
Koenma: Well that's sure better than my pacifier power...
SS2: But who to chose...
Kuwabara: How can you do this!
Hiei: Don't bother her or she'll chose you! And as much as I would love to see you suffer, I don't think I can stomach that.
SS1: (raises hand)
SS2: What?
SS1: Kurama!
Kurama: Oh god.
SS2: Yesss...that will do nicely...(rubs hands together) Now! In the name of my beloved, .Com; I, Scary Sister Two, now proclaim that Yusuke is in love with Kurama! Poof!
Yusuke: (silent)
Keiko: Yusuke, are you okay?
Kuwabara: Do you feel any different?
Puu: (rubbing his cheek against Kurama) Puuuuu...
Kurama: Um...guys?
Botan: What do we do now? Yusuke! Poof!
SS1: Sorry, that only works with us.
Koenma: Change him back! You're the nice one right?
SS2: She can't do that.
Keiko: Why not?
SS1: Don't you know who I am?
Voice: No, you two never ended up telling them do to volcanoes.
SS1: Oh, right. Stupid volcanoes...
Kurama: Well who are you?
SS2 : I'm Yoyo Kid Rinku
SS1: ...and I'm Raining Petals. (and I was supposed to go first!)
Yusuke: WHAT?
Kurama: Well, that explains a few things...(trying to get Puu off of his head)
:end flashback:
Voice: I cant believe I'm saying it but it is Raining Petals' fault you two haven't updated.
SS1(RP): WHAT? MY FAULT? I HAVE MY OWN STORIES AND STORIES I NEED TO WRITE FOR BOCES NOT TO MENTION I ALREADY HAD TO DROP OUT….drop out…..drop…..out…..quit……..betray…..traitor…….me…….
SS2: She had to drop out of the school play for the first time ever in her life, because she had waaaay to much work. The paper, diversity club, ensemble, BOCES (creative writing), not to mention her normal classes like Honors English. She had a lot of work.
Keiko: Yup. That's what High School's all about. Priorities first! Believe me, I know its hard.
SS1: That's why I couldn't update my fan fiction forever.
SS2: still…..WE WERE SOO CLOSE!
.NET: tack-tack Taaaaaack tack!SS2: wanna-be.
.NET: TACK TACK TACK.
SS2: YES YOU ARE! THAT'S IT! I'M NOT TYPING ON YOU ANYMORE!
Botan: Wait you cant-
Koenma: Scary Sister Two!
Kuwabara: Hey guys! I found Yusuke and Kurama and Touya and Jin and Puu and (panting) ah just get over HEY! Where is she..(pant)..she going?
Rinku: She went to play Harvest Moon. She's trying to get her boy to marry Marlin or Gustafa. Its pretty funny.
Shishiwakamaru: I gotta see this.
Kuwabara: (follows) What kind of game is she playing?
Botan: GUYS! Oh for gosh shakes! GUYS! Come On!(runs after them)
SS1: (Looks at Koenma)
Koenma: (Looks Back) Should we follow them?
SS2:(from other room) STUPID CAVEMAN WANNABE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY WATERMELON! THAT'S STEALING YOU KNOW!
Shishiwakamaru: Shouldn't you have locked it?
SS2:(to game) HELL YEAH IT'S MINE! GIVE IT BACK!
Rinku: aww…I think you hurt its feelings…
SS1: Lets go watch (laughs)
Koenma: I was hoping you were gonna say that
Voice: Will Kuwabara remember where he found Yusuke and the others by the next episode? Will they still even BE there by the next episode? Will there even BE a next episode? God I hope not.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA OOC, WE LOVE YOU! OOC, YOU'RE SO COOL! OOC, OOC, OOC! NA NA NA NA NA NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! OOC, OOC, OOC! OUT OF CHARACTER! WE CONTROL THE WORLD! WITH OOC!
Bye-Bye
Brought to you by the Scary Sisters and Unspecified Voice Co.
.NET: Tack!
Voice: As you can probably tell by the characters, this was written by SS2.
SS2: I don't do Yusuke very well. My chapters are shorter too. I did chapter two.
SS1: Yeah and then you tell me nearly a month later! I only type chapters when you're sitting next to me!
SS2: That's very sweet of you. (smile)