A/N: Continuation (sort of) from previous chapter, except it goes to Inuyasha's group now.

Disclaimer: I don't own.

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Flock of Seagulls, Part 2: Wherein Shippou is responsible, and Kagome is childish

"Shippou, you can take Kagome somewhere safe. Sango, Miroku, stay here! I'm gonna go find Naraku!" Inuyasha called. "Let's go, Kirara!"
Kirara nodded and leaped forward, transforming as she ran next to Inuyasha. He leaped onto her back easily, and they were off.
After about ten minutes, though...
"Crrrrraaaaawwwww!"
"AAAHHHH!" Inuyasha screamed as a flock of seagulls rammed into him forcefully. "Get these things off me! HEEELLLLPPPP!" he shouted as he was carried off by dozens of gulls.
Kirara blinked and tilted her head to the side as Shippou floated up next to her.
"What just happened?" Shippou asked, confused.
Kirara shook her head.
"Hey, Shippou, shouldn't we go after him?" Kagome asked worriedly.
"...No..."
"But why not?" Kagome asked whinily.
"...cause he's a big meanie," Shippou replied.
"But Shippppooooouuuuu..."
"I SAID NO!" Shippou yelled.
"But Shhhiiiiiipppppppoooooouuuuuu-"
"Alright already, we'll go find him! Sheesh, you act like he's important or something!"
"But he is," Kagome pouted.
"Why do you like that jerk anyways? He's always cheating on you-running off to find Kikyou, never once thinking about how it affects you. Kikyou this, Kikyou that, oh no Kikyou is in danger, Kikyou Kikyou Kikyou! Everyone is sick of Kikyou! And you still love him? How dense can you be!" Shippou screamed angrily.
"Beccaaauuuuusssse," Kagome complained. "He's handsome, and he can even be sweet sometimes, and besides..."
"Besides what? You're getting yourself into a serious relationship problem, Kagome. I think you should just stick with Kouga. At least he's loyal to you, and he treats you like a lady."
"Well, so what?" Kagome sniffed.
"Inuyasha just treats you like any plain girl. Kagome, you deserve better! Look at you; you're a beautiful girl and you deserve a man who treats you like one! Inuyasha is just a big stupid jerk for choosing Kikyou over you! He's always going off after her, you know that he likes her better! Admit it!" Shippou said.
"But Shippou, Inuyasha has those cute pointy ears!" Kagome whined.
"Kouga has plenty of wolves with cute pointy ears."
"But Shippou, I like Inuyasha's doggie ears," Kagome pouted.
"So? Get over it!" Shippou said firmly. "He's not worth your effort!"
Kirara stared at the two, then nodded her agreement.
"See, even Kirara agrees with me," Shippou said as he noticed the fire-cat. "You need to get your act straight, girl, or you'll wind up heartbroken."
"But-"
"But nothing, Kagome," Shippou said sternly. "I'm taking you to Kouga right now."
"Oh, fine, but what about Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
"Kirara, go get Inuyasha away from those birds," Shippou sighed. "I guess we can't let him stay away; after all, this show is supposed to be about him. The director would have a field day if we let the seagulls take him off. He'd read us the riot act for sure."
Kirara sighed and flew off to find Inuyasha.
"Shippou..." Kagome said.
"What now, Kagome?" Shippou sighed.
"We have to go down," Kagome said. "My tummy hurts. I need to eat," she said.
"Well, we're almost to Kouga's den. You can eat there."
"But Shippou!" Kagome protested.
"But nothing," Shippou said. "Young lady, if I hear another complaint out of you, I'll give you a ten minute time-out!" he snapped.
"But-"
"Ten minutes," Shippou growled.
"But-"
"Fifteen," he said. "Don't push me."
"BUT!"
"Twenty!" he finally shouted. "Now stay put!"
"BUT SHIPPOU!" Kagome pouted. "I'm hhhuuuuunnnnnggggrrrrryyyyy!"
"Well, it can wait for another five minutes," Shippou said.
"BUT-"
"NO MORE BUTS, I MEAN IT!" Shippou shouted.
"You're mean and stupid! I hate you!" Kagome shrieked angrily.
"I know. I'm so evil. Now stay quiet," SHippou said.
"Meanie!" Kagome cried.
"I know."
Kagome sniffed back a few sobs.
"I hate you," she whispered quietly.
"I heard that."
"Stupid!" Kagome retorted.
"We're almost there," Shippou said, ignoring her insults.
"Oh, okay," Kagome smiled happily. She began to hum a cheerful little tune.
Shippou sighed heavily.

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Ehehehe...well, that was...interesting.

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