Just a fanfic I did on my spare time.
Just like most of my fanfics!
Edward and Alphonse are over at Winry's house to have lunch.
Al: What's for lunch?
Ed: And it better be good.
Winry: Spaghetti.
Al: With meatballs? I want meatballs!
Winry: Of course there's meatballs, Al. Just for you.
Ed: What the hell is wrong with you two! He's a suit of armor for crying out loud!
Winry: So just cause he's a suit of armor he can't have meatballs, Ed? HMMM?
Al: Brotheeeeer……WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Winry: Now look what you did! You made him cry! Better get him out of the house before he drowns us in tears.
Ed: WHAT! He's a suit of armor! He can't cry with tears!
Winry: So just cause he's a suit of armor he can't have tears, Ed? HMMM?
Ed: WHAT! ARE YOU TWO OKAY!
Al: BROTHER! IAM HUMAN TOO! I WANNA EAT AND CRY!
Ed: I better call a doctor! You two are nuts! And it might be contagious……
Winry: So just because we're acting weird we can't ….uh….eh…..I mean….ARGH! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!
Al: Oh no, Winry! Are you brain dead?
Winry: gasp I can't be brain dead! I'm too young and sexy to be brain dead!
Al: Brother, do something!
Ed: She's not brain dead, YOU LUNKHEAD!
Winry: So just cause you're the shortmetal alchemist I'm not brain dead, Ed? HMMM?
Ed: That's not what I mean! What I'm trying to say is …..wait…..WHAT THE $#+&$$+ DID YOU JUST CALL ME! IT'S FULLMETAL! FULLMETAL!
ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO EVEN REMEMBER FULLMETAL! YOU &&$$#$!
Al: gasp Brother……
Winry: shocked WAHHHHH! I'm brain dead and stupid!
Ed: Good grief…..
Al: Brother……..your name's Fullmetal?
Ed: ARGH! I GIVE UP!
Winry: I'm calling Scheska and everyone else to break to them the news….I'M BRAIN DEAD!
Al: Ooooh! Can you ask her if I can have a date with her?
Winry: NO!
Al: Thanks, ask Riza too!
Ed: ………..This can't be happening…………
(Winry on the phone)
Winry: Hey, Scheska! I'm brain dead!
Scheska: Wow! Really! I'm on my way! And I'll bring my camera too!
Al: ASK HER! ASK HER!
Winry: NO!
Al: YAY!
Winry: Scheska, Al wants to talk to you. He wants to ask you to date him or somethin'.
(Al on the phone)
Al: Scheska…WILL YOU MARRY ME!
Ed: MY GOD!
Scheska: Awwww….. Of course—I WON'T!
Al: Does that mean we have to have it postponed? Don't worry I'm on it!
Scheska: Tomorrow, kay?
Al: NO WAY! I DON"T WANT TO MARRY YOU! YOU'RE ICKY!
Ed: I can feel my brain turning to mush……
Winry: Aw…. Young love…. Let's get married too, Ed!
Ed: WHAT! I'M FIFTHTEEN! I'M TOO YOUNG AND SEXY TO GET MARRIED TO A SEXIER BIENG!...Oh, crap….. IT IS CONTAGIOUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
And they all lived happily ever after….
THE END
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