-1Disclaimer: If pigs could fly they'd crash into airplanes and die.
Scary Sister 2: then there wouldn't be anymore bacon or ham.
Yusuke: Why hasn't anyone reported this fic yet?
Voice: Probably because no one reads it.
SS2: Not true! Marieko reads it! She has us on Author Alert! She's the reason I'm typing this chapter!
Kurama: Where is your sister? She's not in the other room anymore…
SS2: She's in Hershey Park singing…:angry pout: multitalented freak….
Voice: Keiko suddenly starts bonking herself on the head because Scary Sister 2 cant think of anything to write.
Keiko: What! Ow! Hey! Ouch! Stop It! Ack! Ducks Are Cool! Oww! What?
Yusuke: Stop that:runs over to SS2:
Voice: Yusuke suddenly realizes he hates Keiko and remembers his feelings for Kurama.
Yusuke: oh…:glares at Keiko:
Keiko:stops hitting herself: ………Yusuke…?
Yusuke: You are so going down…:starts walking towards Keiko with glare:
Voice: Kurama runs towards Yusuke to stop him before he kills his former lover Keiko.. He had been keeping his distance because of the strange feelings he got whenever he got near the Spirit Detective.
Rinku: ooooh this is getting hot!
Kuwabara:Barges in: HEY GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED I--
Voice: Yusuke shoots the idiot with his ever famous Rei gun so hard that the idiot ends up flying into Beijing where he is mistaken for a duck and is thrown into a cage of soon to be served ducks.
Shishi: Cool.
Suzuka: Hey whatever happened to Jin and Touya?
SS2: DON'T DISTRACT ME! I'm thinking of how to start the Kurama and Yusuke scene!
Kurama: WHAT!
Yusuke: (entirely under SS2's control):licks his lips and grins: Sweet.
Rabid Yaoi Fangirls: AIIIIE! HURRY UP AND :bweeep: EACH OTHER ALREADY!
Kurama: ...: terrified:
Voice: Yusuke moves in towards the ketsune with a seductive look on his face and licks his lips again cause ss2 apparently thinks it'd look cool. Kurama slowly backs away from him but trips like any other uke would do. Yusuke falls to his knees and crawls on top of Kurama and starts unbuttoning his apparently buttoned shirt. Kurama whimpers in fear (and desire) of what would happen next but he needn't worry for at that moment Kuwabara burst through the door.
Kuwabara: Thank GAWD Bakken ran that Duck shop or I'd of been, well, Duck! He did try to chop me up anyway after he realized who I was which was pretty rude but--Hey Wait What're----
Rinku:...:wraps kuwabara in duct tape and shoves him out window: get--out there!
Kuwama:quietly squirming away while Yusuke was distracted:
Yusuke:turns to Kurama and grins: Now, now, don't go squirming away on me :laughs and gets back on top of Kurama: we've barely gotten started!
SS2: Whoa… Yusuke's getting me hot…
Voice: That's just sad.
SS2: I should probably stop seeing as this is a humor fic… but I don't want to…
Rinku: ... :enjoying this: I don't want you to either…
Koenma: You shouldn't be watching this :covers Rinku's eyes:
Kurama: Yusuke…you're not yourself….what're you…:gasp:
Everyone:turns and looks:
Yusuke: ... :Had fully removed Kurama's shirt and had done nothing but make contact with skin on the ketsune's stomach:
Everyone:moans in disappointment:
SS2: Well it looks like I'm running out of time… SUPER SCARY SISTER REVERSE YAOI POWER!
A blast of light, a gush of wind, and lots of anime flower petals and sparkles. And suddenly...
SS2: In the name of my beloved, .Com; I, Scary Sister Two, now proclaim that Yusuke is no longer in love with Kurama unless he truly wishes it! Poof!
Voice: Does Yusuke truly love Kurama? Will we ever get back to finding out what happened to .Com? What happened to Jin and Touya? Find out in the next episode of the Scary Sister show! (When will I find a new job?)
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Bye-Bye!
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.NET: Tack!
SS2: and that thing.