A/N: Um, helium is fun?

--Note: To anyone who has never inhaled helium, or enough helium, I must inform you that it makes a person act like a happy whimsical drunkard. Which is where I got the inspriation for this bit of insanity that would probably get me killed on the spot if Sesshoumaru or Inuyasha were to ever hear of this. (shhh! don't tell them...)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any other characters. Don't sue me.

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Munchkin Mayhem: Helium Voices

"Hey, Kagome, how do you get these balloon things to stay up in the air?" Inuyasha asked.
"I fill them up with helium," Kagome said. "Can I see?" Inuyasha asked eagerly.
"Sure," Kagome shrugged and pulled out her minature helium tank from her yellow backpack.
"Cool!" Inuyasha grinned. "Hey, this stuff smells kinda funny!" he said. "Is it like scented air or something? I like it," he added.
"Not really..."
"Okay!" Inuyasha ignored her completely and looked at the nozzle of the can, then picked up the end of it and examined it carefully. He sniffed it closely, then flicked out his tongue to taste the air. He grinned even wider and opened his mouth, sucking in a deep draught of helium.
"Wow, this stuff is-HEY!" he shrieked in a high-pitched voice. "What the hell!"
"That's what helium does, Inuyasha," Kagome informed him. "If you inhale it, it makes your voice really high-pitched."
"Aw, cool! It's funny!" Inuyasha laughed.
"Hey, let me try!" Miroku shoved Inuyasha aside and took a deep breath.
"Wow, this stuff is cool!" he said in his own high pitch.
"Oh no, guys, watch out!" Shippou called. "I can smell Sesshoumaru!"
"Where?" Inuyasha asked, his voice still high-pitched. He sniffed the air. "All I can smell is helium. Man, this stuff tastes really good when you inhale it!" he giggled and took another deep breath.
"So, I've found you, little brother," Sesshoumaru said, coming into view.
"Hey, Sesshoumaru, what's happenin'?" Inuyasha giggled. He was high from the helium.
Sesshoumaru blinked and lowered his sword to his side, staring uncertainly.
"Inu...yasha...that IS you, right?" he frowned.
"Yeah, Sesshoumaru, it's me," Inuyasha chuckled. "This stuff is great!" he sighed happily and took yet another deep breath. "You should try it."
"Uh...no thanks, I'll pass," Sesshoumaru said, taking an instinctive step backwards.
"Aw, come on, you can't be scared of it! I promise you'll like it!" he hiccuped.
"Scared? I'm not afraid of anyone or anything," Sesshoumaru growled, stalking over. "Give me that," he said, snatching the nozzle. He sniffed and found that it really did smell good, then took a deep breath himself. He instantly felt a bit dizzy, but not in a bad way...he actually kind of liked it.
"Hey, you're right, this stuff is-WHAT THE HELL!" he shrieked, hearing his own voice.
"Tee hee," Inuyasha covered his mouth and giggled. "Helium makes your voice sound all funny!"
"Yeah, well change it back!" Sesshoumaru demanded.
"Okay," Inuyasha grinned. "Just take another whiff!"
Sesshoumaru grumbled and took another breath.
"Did it work? Oh, you stupid little son of a-"
"Don't listen to Inuyasha. He's just trying to trick you," Shippou said.
"Stupid brother," Sesshoumaru grumbled, his voice high-pitched and strangely girlish.
"I think it's funny," Miroku chuckled. "You're so funny, Sesshoumaru. Fffffuuuuunnnnnyyyy!"
"I'm not funny!" Sesshoumaru snapped in that same high-pitched voice.
"Ffffffuuuuuunnnnnyyyyyy Fllluuuuffffyyyy ppppuuuuuppppppyyyy," Miroku drawled out happily.
"I'm not fluffy, and I'm not a puppy!" Sesshoumaru tried to growl, but it came out like a squeak.
"Flllluuuuuuufffffffyyyyyyy, don't be mmmeeeeeeeeeaaaaannnn!" Inuyasha laughed.
"I'm not mean! Uh, wait, nevermind," Sesshoumaru frowned.
"Fluffy puppy! You're so fluffy, fluffy puppy, silly willy billy nilly...puppy funny, funny puppy, fluffy puppy funny fluffy funny puppy FFFLLLLUUUUFFFFFFYYYYY!" Inuyasha chanted.
"STOP IT!" Sesshoumaru shrieked.
"Awwww, do I haaaavvvveee to, Fluffy?" Inuyasha pouted.
"SHUT UP! DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Sesshoumaru screamed.
"Be quiet and inhale some more helium," Miroku said, sticking the nozzle right near Sesshoumaru's face. Sesshoumaru involuntarily took a breath, and he felt that strange dizzying feeling again.
"Funny Fluffy," Inuyasha giggled. "Such a fluffy funny puppy! Fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy, little funny fluffy puppy, such a funny-wunny-bunny puppy, bunny bunny bunny bunny, fluffy puppy chases bunnies! Tee hee hee!"
"Hey, stop doing that," Sesshoumaru protested. He felt strange-not really happy, but not really anything else, just kind of...wowed. Like everything was suddenly funny.
"But FFLLLLUUUUFFFFFYYYYY! You're really ffffuuuuunnnnnnyyyy," Inuyasha whined.
"I'm not ffffuuuuunnnnyyy, you are," Sesshoumaru giggled.
"No I'm not, you are," Inuyasha laughed. "Flllluuuuufffffyyyy is ssssoooo ffffuuuunnnyyyy!"
"You're the one with funny doggie ears, dog-boy," Sesshoumaru said.
"But Fllllluuuuffffffyyyy, you've got a fluffy on your shoulder!" Inuyasha pointed out.
"It's not a fluffy, it's a furry!" Sesshoumaru said.
"But Fllllluuuuuffffffyyyyy, it's all fluffy! It's a fluffy, not a furry!" Inuyasha said.
"My name isn't Fluffy," Sesshoumaru whined and crossed his arms.
"But Flllluuuuuffffffyyyyy, you're all fluffy!" Inuyasha grinned and laughed.
"Is it just me, or is this getting redundant?" Shippou asked Sango.
"He's fluffy," Sango giggled, holding the can of helium.
"Nevermind," Shippou sighed.
"Mew," Kirara agreed, shaking her head.
"Fllllluuuuufffffffyyyyy, you like chasing buuunnnnnniiiieeeessss!" Inuyasha declared.
"Do noooottttt!" Sesshoumaru retorted.
"Fluffy puppy chases bunnies, bunnies run from fluffy puppy, puppy Fluffy, bunnies fluffy, fluffy bunnies chase the puppy! Fluffy puppy runs from bunnies! Tee hee hee!"
"I don't run from buunnniieeesss!" Sesshoumaru protested.
"Boo! Lookie, I'm a fluffy bunny!" Inuyasha giggled. "C'mere, Fluffy, lemme chase you! Fluffy puppy runs from bunnies! Fluffy puppy runs from bunnies!" Inuyasha chanted.
Sesshoumaru, already far past the stage of oblivion, was in a rather playful mood.
"No, not the bunnies!" he cried happily, grinning as Inuyasha chased him. "Evil bunnies are chasing me!"
"Fllllluuuuuuuffffffyyyyy! C'mmmeeeeeerrrrreeee ppppuuuuuuppppppyyyyy!" Inuyasha said.
"Kagome, don't ever bring that stuff again," Shippou groaned.
"But Shippou-"
"NO BUTS!" Shippou growled.
"But Shippou-"
"I'm warning you," Shippou said in a dangerous tone.
"But-"
"Ten, nine, eight..."
"They're not fighting, Shippou, isn't that good?" Kagome asked.
"They're not fighting each other, yes, but if Naraku came right now, what do you suppose would happen?" Shippou raised an eyebrow expectantly.
"Ummmm...the evil bunnies would chase him?" Kagome blinked and looked over.
Shippou smacked his own forehead.
"No, Kagome, the evil bunnies would NOT chase Naraku. Naraku would kill evil bunnies, or else they would be on his side. If the bunnies were evil, we would have to kill them."
"Shipppppoooouuuuu, do I hhhaaaavvvveeee to?" Kagome complained.
"Yes."
"I got you! Fluffy funny puppy!" Inuyasha giggled as he jumped onto Sesshoumaru, knocking him over and grinning.
"Evil bunnies!" Sesshoumaru shrieked in mock horror. "Eeeeeekkkk!"
"Flllluuuuuufffffffyyyyy, it's your turn! Tag you're it!" Inuyasha grinned and hopped off.
"I'm gonna get you, you evil bunny!" Sesshoumaru laughed and started chasing Inuyasha.
"I don't think I want to know," Shippou sighed and went off to go to bed. "Wake me up when they're sober again."
"Kay," Kagome nodded. Kirara mewed her agreement.
"Fluffy's gonna win," Miroku smiled dopily.
"Nope, I bet on the bunny," Sango said to him.
"Well I think they're gonna tie," Kagome nodded firmly.
Shippou sighed heavily and closed his eyes. This was just one thing he wished he would be able to forget.

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Hehehehehe...flame if you want. I liked making Fluffy high. He's fffuuuuunnnnyyyy.

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