East Headquarters…………………….
( Roy Mustang opens door to his office )
Roy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
( Paper work starts falling on him like the way he puts shaving cream on his armpit )
Roy: WHAT IS ALL THIS!
Riza: They're the paper work you didn't do yesterday.
Roy: (Where'd she come from?) No they're not. I did my paper work yesterday.
yeah, right
Riza: Yes, they are.
Roy: No, they aren't.
Riza: Yes, they are.
Roy: No, they aren't. getting pissed
Riza: Yes, they are.
Roy: NO, THEY AREN'T!
Riza: Yes, they are.
Roy: NO THEY AREN'T! NO, THEY AREN'T! NO THEY AREN'T!
Riza: Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Yes, they are.
Roy: You better stop that Lieutenant OR I'LL FIRE YOU!
Riza: You can't do that, sir.
Roy: I mean I'll set you on fire.
Riza: You can't do that, sir.
Roy: Knock it off….
Riza: I can't do that, sir.
Roy: Stop that.
Riza: I can't do that, sir.
Roy: LIEUTENANT HAWKEYE, I ORDER YOU TO STOP!
Riza: SIR, I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR!
Roy: What did I ever do to you? Please, stop.
Riza: As soon as you finish your paper work, sir.
Roy: I already told you that's not my paper work!
Riza: Yes, it is.
Roy: (Not this again…) Look……I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE STOP!
Riza: As soon as you finish your paper work, sir.
Roy: Did Fullmetal pay you to do this? Please stop and I'll pay you double!
Riza: Fullmetal? Sir, no, sir! Finish your paper work, sir!
Roy: I am gonna die…………………………
Now we all know Roy Mustang's greatest fear: PAPER WORK
Why else would he go through all that trouble convincing Hawkeye that's not his paper work?
The next room…………
Hughes: Has anyone seen mountains of paper work around here? They're mine….
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