AN: Thanks to SNC and I'm Like A Rose Rough but Pretty for their reviews.
Disclaimer: I don't take names and own them, Vinnie Mac owns em'
July 18th
Monday Night Raw
Carlito entered the ring to kick things off with his Cabana then he introduced his special guest (Yup, you guessed it) Maria!
"Welcome to the Cabana, ain't this the coolest?"
"Uhh… I dunno but I think the Piper's Pit was waaaaaay cooler"
"Why do you think the Cabana ain't cool?"
"Well I think it's just weird, I'm standing in a place with no cool and cute stuff"
"If you want cool… then this is cool"
Carlito was about to spit his apple when John Cena made the save.
Later that night at the GM's office
Carlito was shown having a chat with Mr.Bischoff…
"Mr. Bischoff, I ain't doing nothing to that stupid John Cena guy, he ruined my Cabana!"
"I agree with you Carlito, John Cena ruins everyone's day he even made last week a hell"
"Well, what are you gonna do Mr. Bischoff?"
"Since I'm making John Cena's life hell, I'll make a handicap match with John Cena vs Carlito and a Chris Masters plus me as the special guest referee"
"Good, Mr. Bischoff."
Men's Locker Room
Carlito and Chris were talking.
"Woooooh, this was one hell of a night"
"Yah…"
"You still glum dude?"
"Uhuh"
"Well love sucks"
"It's ok dude there are lots of pretty girls out there"
"What the?"
"Just kidding dude"
"Ok, I'll see ya later"
The Handicap Match
John Cena came out first, followed by the special guest referee Mr. Bischoff then Carlito and Carlito got on the mic and said John Cena is stupid (hehe! No offense) we wait for his tag team partner Chris Masters! Before the match started, Maria was seen on the titan tron being kidnapped by Vince McMahon! John Cena ran down to the ramp only to be knocked out by Mr. McMahon's bodyguard then Mark Jindrak tried to run but Carlito stopped him and said to the mic:
"I'm gonna save her coz she's gonna be re-kidnapped again if you save her" (hehe, I know there's no such word)
"Okay fine."
Will Carlito find Maria? This chapter is so weird (sorry bout that) tune in to find out… oh yah, this Raw ain't over yet.