See Ch. 1 for disclaimer.

Hope you like this chapter, I decided to update right away.


Chapter Two: You're Who?

"He looks like he's waking up."

John was pretty sure that was Carson's voice. He hadn't opened his eyes yet and his head felt like it would explode. If that was Carson's voice, that only meant one thing. Infirmary. 'Crap.' He thought.

"How can you tell?"

That was Elizabeth's voice. Great, he was in the infirmary. Slowly he opened his eyes. Both Elizabeth and Carson's eyes were on him.

"How ya feeling lad?" Carson asked.

"Mm, okay I guess." John said putting on his tough exterior.

Carson and Elizabeth shared a look. They looked worried. What was going on?

"Well, you have a concussion. Are you sure you're okay? You usually whine all the time and this would be the correct time to be whining." Carson stated.

"What are you talking about? I'm pretty good in the infirmary. Hey, how's Rodney? Does he have a concussion?" John asked, watching their faces.

Yep, something was definitely wrong. Now they looked worried and shocked. Carson seemed to regain his composure first.

"Um, maybe I should check you again. It is common for concussion patients to talk about themselves in the third person." He explained to Elizabeth.

"Carson, what are you talking about?" It was then that John realized that his voice was different. It wasn't his but still familiar.

"Rodney, you're talking about yourself in the third person. That is not normal. Listen, do you think you could tell us what happened in the lab?" Elizabeth questioned him.

"Whoa, wait a minute. Back up. You called me Rodney, and what is up with my voice. It sounds like… oh no" John shot straight up and looked around the infirmary. Sure enough, in the bed next to him was… himself. "Oh I am going to kill him!" He shouted.

"Rodney, calm down. Major Sheppard will be fine and hopefully you will be too. I think you just need some rest." Carson said.

"No, you don't understand. That's Rodney." John pointed to the bed that held himself in it. Realization dawned on Carson and Elizabeth's faces.

"So, if that is Rodney, then you are…"

"I'm Major Sheppard."

"Oh crap."


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